Hurry up and do it 💥
September 25, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Hurry up and do it 💥
Sums it up perfectly.
September 25, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Sums it up perfectly.
Moon dressed up as Uranus
November 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Moon dressed up as Uranus
California stepping up.
September 1, 2025 at 12:50 AM
California stepping up.
Elbows up, Canada.
March 22, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Elbows up, Canada.
Philly showin' up today
June 14, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Philly showin' up today
“You can’t make this up.”
- Marsha, making it up
- Marsha, making it up
May 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
“You can’t make this up.”
- Marsha, making it up
- Marsha, making it up
This sums it up, yes.
December 22, 2024 at 12:40 AM
This sums it up, yes.
Sums it up nicely.
January 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Sums it up nicely.
Coffee is up 18.3%
Ground beef is up 17.2%
Cereal is up 6.2%
Steak is up 18%
Bananas are up 5.4%
Orange juice is up 28%
Fish is up 5.1%
Cookies are up 5%
Ground beef is up 17.2%
Cereal is up 6.2%
Steak is up 18%
Bananas are up 5.4%
Orange juice is up 28%
Fish is up 5.1%
Cookies are up 5%
February 26, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Coffee is up 18.3%
Ground beef is up 17.2%
Cereal is up 6.2%
Steak is up 18%
Bananas are up 5.4%
Orange juice is up 28%
Fish is up 5.1%
Cookies are up 5%
Ground beef is up 17.2%
Cereal is up 6.2%
Steak is up 18%
Bananas are up 5.4%
Orange juice is up 28%
Fish is up 5.1%
Cookies are up 5%
Can’t make this up.
July 4, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Can’t make this up.
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
September 24, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI https://theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-she-hooked-up-with-10-years-ago-now-head-of-fbi/
Jeffries: We will stand up today, stand up tomorrow, stand up this week, stand up next week, stand up this month, stand up next month, stand up this year, stand up next year, stand up at all times until we end this national nightmare and restore the American dream for every single person
May 22, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Jeffries: We will stand up today, stand up tomorrow, stand up this week, stand up next week, stand up this month, stand up next month, stand up this year, stand up next year, stand up at all times until we end this national nightmare and restore the American dream for every single person
They're waking up.
February 7, 2025 at 11:27 AM
They're waking up.
Wake up wake up
April 5, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Wake up wake up
💥 New Zealand knows what’s up!!
February 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
💥 New Zealand knows what’s up!!
That’s what’s up.
February 10, 2026 at 5:11 AM
That’s what’s up.
WAKE UP STAND UP AND RISE UP ITS TIME TO TAKE AMERICA BACK
February 26, 2025 at 1:35 AM
WAKE UP STAND UP AND RISE UP ITS TIME TO TAKE AMERICA BACK
Circle up
April 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Circle up
