omg usss!! 💞
December 11, 2024 at 9:25 PM
omg usss!! 💞
The initials for Secret Service are USSS, not SS, for obvious reasons.
May 16, 2025 at 2:52 AM
The initials for Secret Service are USSS, not SS, for obvious reasons.
SILENTZOUND KEEPS FEEDING USSS #radiostatic
February 21, 2026 at 5:10 PM
SILENTZOUND KEEPS FEEDING USSS #radiostatic
I wonder who else has had their USSS protection canceled. It can't just be Bolton.
John Bolton, Trump's former national security adviser, says Trump canceled his Secret Service protection detail.
Bolton began receiving the added protection during the Biden admin after the FBI discovered Bolton was the target of an Iranian assassination plot.
Bolton began receiving the added protection during the Biden admin after the FBI discovered Bolton was the target of an Iranian assassination plot.
January 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I wonder who else has had their USSS protection canceled. It can't just be Bolton.
UPDATE: CLEARED by MPD and USSS according to a source familiar. No bombs found.
BREAKING: A MAGA bomb threat issued at the Principles First Summit in DC. I apologize for the language in it.
February 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
UPDATE: CLEARED by MPD and USSS according to a source familiar. No bombs found.
UPDATE: CLEARED by MPD and USSS according to a source familiar. No bombs found.
February 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
UPDATE: CLEARED by MPD and USSS according to a source familiar. No bombs found.
Statement from former USSS @SecretService Director Kimberly Cheatle regarding latest reports concerning her #securityclearance.
For more information, contact me as her legal counsel.
For more information, contact me as her legal counsel.
August 3, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Statement from former USSS @SecretService Director Kimberly Cheatle regarding latest reports concerning her #securityclearance.
For more information, contact me as her legal counsel.
For more information, contact me as her legal counsel.
USSS is shockingly incompetent, exhibit 264837278272636998
September 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
USSS is shockingly incompetent, exhibit 264837278272636998
I certainly wouldn’t discount the possibility. The USSS will heavily sweep it for electronic surveillance and attempt to re-sanitize it, but it’s insane that we’re even talking about this.
August 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I certainly wouldn’t discount the possibility. The USSS will heavily sweep it for electronic surveillance and attempt to re-sanitize it, but it’s insane that we’re even talking about this.
Former National Security Advisor John Bolton, a known target of Iranian assassins, confirms President Trump has ordered his USSS protection withdrawn.
January 21, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Former National Security Advisor John Bolton, a known target of Iranian assassins, confirms President Trump has ordered his USSS protection withdrawn.
USSS being delulu would scan ig
Man, the WaPo is crushing it this week.
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August 13, 2026 at 12:10 AM
USSS being delulu would scan ig
Note: DOJ did NOT charge Allen with 18 USC 111, which they would have if they knew he shot the USSS who was shot.
So ... possibly friendly fire.
So ... possibly friendly fire.
Reporter: Have you been able to determine whether the gunman fired shots? If so, how many shots he fired and who exactly? Whose bullet hit the agent?
Blanche: We’re still looking at that.
Blanche: We’re still looking at that.
April 27, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Note: DOJ did NOT charge Allen with 18 USC 111, which they would have if they knew he shot the USSS who was shot.
So ... possibly friendly fire.
So ... possibly friendly fire.
So how do you think the USSS Agent felt when he had to open the door to the beast for Putin
August 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
So how do you think the USSS Agent felt when he had to open the door to the beast for Putin
Gotta work on getting a tan but the sun burnses usss 🧛♂️
July 2, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Gotta work on getting a tan but the sun burnses usss 🧛♂️
“Don’t worry little jackal, you’re just feeling a little sleepy. Jussst let usss guide you into a blisssful sleep, with usss. You’re feeling ssso horny for our ssscaly bodiesss~”
November 1, 2024 at 12:43 AM
“Don’t worry little jackal, you’re just feeling a little sleepy. Jussst let usss guide you into a blisssful sleep, with usss. You’re feeling ssso horny for our ssscaly bodiesss~”
This frequently happens in China.
During Trump’s first term, they tried to block the aide who carries the football from entering the room.
During one of Obama’s terms, they scuffled over armed USSS agents and press movement.
During Trump’s first term, they tried to block the aide who carries the football from entering the room.
During one of Obama’s terms, they scuffled over armed USSS agents and press movement.
May 14, 2026 at 9:12 PM
This frequently happens in China.
During Trump’s first term, they tried to block the aide who carries the football from entering the room.
During one of Obama’s terms, they scuffled over armed USSS agents and press movement.
During Trump’s first term, they tried to block the aide who carries the football from entering the room.
During one of Obama’s terms, they scuffled over armed USSS agents and press movement.
When did the USSS take over protection on marco
A senior agent in Marco Rubio's protective detail reportedly fought with hotel staff in Brussels after they refused to keep the bar open past its usual hours.
Rubio’s Security Detail Boss Busted After Alleged Hotel Brawl
Hotel staff in Brussels called the police after a senior Diplomatic Security Service agent refused to accept that the bar was closed.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 8, 2025 at 4:41 PM
When did the USSS take over protection on marco
USSS has gotta be totally overhauled if not totally canned
October 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
USSS has gotta be totally overhauled if not totally canned
oughghghh this stage's donation phase is upon usss....
feeeeed your Godboooldd... yipypiyioWUrphff....~
feeeeed your Godboooldd... yipypiyioWUrphff....~
August 28, 2026 at 1:02 PM
oughghghh this stage's donation phase is upon usss....
feeeeed your Godboooldd... yipypiyioWUrphff....~
feeeeed your Godboooldd... yipypiyioWUrphff....~
Remember when USSS destroyed all their communications on January 6, I’m sure noting fishy happened there!
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Remember when USSS destroyed all their communications on January 6, I’m sure noting fishy happened there!
It was posted on the DC subreddit hours before that USSS was at the restaurant wanding everyone
September 10, 2025 at 3:39 AM
It was posted on the DC subreddit hours before that USSS was at the restaurant wanding everyone
...and the USSS implausibly leaving an entire rooftop unguarded with direct line of sight in close range of the podium...
September 24, 2025 at 5:31 PM
...and the USSS implausibly leaving an entire rooftop unguarded with direct line of sight in close range of the podium...
USSS: so, catch the game last night?
Guy: FAST AS FUC BOIII
Guy: FAST AS FUC BOIII
April 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
USSS: so, catch the game last night?
Guy: FAST AS FUC BOIII
Guy: FAST AS FUC BOIII
also USSS and I&A, those are also dumpster fires
I really want people to understand that CBP is arguably as bad or worse than ICE.
CBP was engaged in horrible behavior back when ICE was mostly doing custody transfers.
Over-fixating on ICE doesn’t solve it.
We really need a comprehensive overhaul of the DHS monstrosity when this is over.
CBP was engaged in horrible behavior back when ICE was mostly doing custody transfers.
Over-fixating on ICE doesn’t solve it.
We really need a comprehensive overhaul of the DHS monstrosity when this is over.
January 14, 2026 at 1:14 AM
also USSS and I&A, those are also dumpster fires
(NOTE: I say “Abolish ICE” because “Abolish ICE/CBP/HSI by dismantling DHS and moving USCS, FEMA, and CISA, USCIS, USSS, and TSA back to their pre-DHS agencies” doesn’t fit on a bumper sticker.)
July 10, 2026 at 5:08 PM
(NOTE: I say “Abolish ICE” because “Abolish ICE/CBP/HSI by dismantling DHS and moving USCS, FEMA, and CISA, USCIS, USSS, and TSA back to their pre-DHS agencies” doesn’t fit on a bumper sticker.)