I hope everyone that voted for it gets a permanent UTI, tbh
November 4, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I hope everyone that voted for it gets a permanent UTI, tbh
Maya incensario lid from the Chorcha tomb in Temple 26, Copan, Honduras. Dating to the 7th century CE, it represents one of 11 ancestral rulers. By placing these seated figures at the tomb, the 12th ruler K'ahk' Uti' Witz' K'awiil sought to legitimize his own power and royal lineage.
November 2, 2026 at 12:37 PM
Maya incensario lid from the Chorcha tomb in Temple 26, Copan, Honduras. Dating to the 7th century CE, it represents one of 11 ancestral rulers. By placing these seated figures at the tomb, the 12th ruler K'ahk' Uti' Witz' K'awiil sought to legitimize his own power and royal lineage.
i wouldn’t wish a UTI on my mortal enemy this shit is the fucking worst 😭
November 3, 2026 at 2:24 AM
i wouldn’t wish a UTI on my mortal enemy this shit is the fucking worst 😭
Never wait to treat a UTI to see if it gets better first
Hey Bluesky,
If you could give me one piece of wisdom that you've learned in life what would it be?
If you could give me one piece of wisdom that you've learned in life what would it be?
November 2, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Never wait to treat a UTI to see if it gets better first
ha! an 85yo lady with a UTI hits harder than Marina Shafir and that's a fact!
November 3, 2026 at 11:35 PM
ha! an 85yo lady with a UTI hits harder than Marina Shafir and that's a fact!
i don’t even want to KNOW what kind of cursed UTI he would inflict upon them. mf gonna give you gangrene pussy
November 1, 2026 at 10:42 PM
i don’t even want to KNOW what kind of cursed UTI he would inflict upon them. mf gonna give you gangrene pussy
Last fall, my mom started to seriously lose her mind and the progression was fast. Tested for UTI. No UTI. All symptoms of dementia. Agitation, loss of executive function, serious aphasia, wandering, fantasies/illusions, sundowning. The works. Low, low score on the test the president keeps failing.
November 2, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Last fall, my mom started to seriously lose her mind and the progression was fast. Tested for UTI. No UTI. All symptoms of dementia. Agitation, loss of executive function, serious aphasia, wandering, fantasies/illusions, sundowning. The works. Low, low score on the test the president keeps failing.
She better get that checked it might be a UTI
November 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
She better get that checked it might be a UTI
Sadie 269330
Listed TBK 11/5
#NYCACC #RescueOnly
She is a pretty 2 yr old GSD
Has UTI, receiving treatment 🚑
On leash reactive towards strangers & animals
Warmed up to select staff
Help save Sadie!
nycacc.app/browse/269330
#Pledge4Rescue #foster #adopt
Listed TBK 11/5
#NYCACC #RescueOnly
She is a pretty 2 yr old GSD
Has UTI, receiving treatment 🚑
On leash reactive towards strangers & animals
Warmed up to select staff
Help save Sadie!
nycacc.app/browse/269330
#Pledge4Rescue #foster #adopt
November 3, 2026 at 10:07 PM
Sadie 269330
Listed TBK 11/5
#NYCACC #RescueOnly
She is a pretty 2 yr old GSD
Has UTI, receiving treatment 🚑
On leash reactive towards strangers & animals
Warmed up to select staff
Help save Sadie!
nycacc.app/browse/269330
#Pledge4Rescue #foster #adopt
Listed TBK 11/5
#NYCACC #RescueOnly
She is a pretty 2 yr old GSD
Has UTI, receiving treatment 🚑
On leash reactive towards strangers & animals
Warmed up to select staff
Help save Sadie!
nycacc.app/browse/269330
#Pledge4Rescue #foster #adopt
TK, hear me out. Elderly with a UTI vs. Ilja Dragunov.
November 4, 2026 at 12:05 AM
TK, hear me out. Elderly with a UTI vs. Ilja Dragunov.
Good point.
Uno, hear me out. Elderly with a UTI vs. Ilja Dragunov. Literal Deathmatch.
Uno, hear me out. Elderly with a UTI vs. Ilja Dragunov. Literal Deathmatch.
November 4, 2026 at 12:10 AM
Good point.
Uno, hear me out. Elderly with a UTI vs. Ilja Dragunov. Literal Deathmatch.
Uno, hear me out. Elderly with a UTI vs. Ilja Dragunov. Literal Deathmatch.
the real big brain creative move would be to write a sickfic where grace gets a uti from all the bladder fuckery he and rocky do. have it all in one.
November 4, 2026 at 4:48 AM
the real big brain creative move would be to write a sickfic where grace gets a uti from all the bladder fuckery he and rocky do. have it all in one.
I’ve heard how many things a UTI in an older person can cause and it’s WILD
Hallucinating?!
Hallucinating?!
November 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
I’ve heard how many things a UTI in an older person can cause and it’s WILD
Hallucinating?!
Hallucinating?!
"I went to Harryween N1 and all I got was this stupid UTI"
November 3, 2026 at 3:59 AM
"I went to Harryween N1 and all I got was this stupid UTI"
the pain level is more UTI
November 1, 2026 at 3:22 PM
the pain level is more UTI
uti :/
my cat is making things up
November 1, 2026 at 7:09 PM
uti :/
yeah i get UTIs,
November 1, 2026 at 11:32 AM
yeah i get UTIs,
I'd be kinda mad because um... yeah. that's a UTI.
November 2, 2026 at 7:26 AM
I'd be kinda mad because um... yeah. that's a UTI.
Saímos da UTI, agora são mais 4 anos de atenção. Queremos ver nosso presidente nas lives, em horários obrigatórios se tiver recado geral. Chega de cercadinho e ministros capengas.
November 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
Saímos da UTI, agora são mais 4 anos de atenção. Queremos ver nosso presidente nas lives, em horários obrigatórios se tiver recado geral. Chega de cercadinho e ministros capengas.
So at least it's not a UTI or my appendix but it might be an ovarian cyst.
Maybe it's time for a hysterectomy, not like I'm gonna use them for anything
Maybe it's time for a hysterectomy, not like I'm gonna use them for anything
November 2, 2026 at 10:40 PM
So at least it's not a UTI or my appendix but it might be an ovarian cyst.
Maybe it's time for a hysterectomy, not like I'm gonna use them for anything
Maybe it's time for a hysterectomy, not like I'm gonna use them for anything
I would like the record to show that I made four jokes about this last night and every single one was very shortly followed by a blue flip. Giving Bernadetta a UTI to save the country
posting Hubert curry and pussy eating jokes to cope with election night stress
November 4, 2026 at 1:29 PM
I would like the record to show that I made four jokes about this last night and every single one was very shortly followed by a blue flip. Giving Bernadetta a UTI to save the country
Nobody wants a UTI or yeast infection
November 3, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Nobody wants a UTI or yeast infection
Oh gosh, I am so glad!
Something as simple as a UTI could cause confusion like that.
Something as simple as a UTI could cause confusion like that.
November 3, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Oh gosh, I am so glad!
Something as simple as a UTI could cause confusion like that.
Something as simple as a UTI could cause confusion like that.