#UkraineSpyScandal #AirForceFollies #EspionageFails #SatireNews #TheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com In perhaps the most unintentionally ironic moment of the week, Ukraine has announced the arrest of an Air Force major caught allegedly moonlighting as a Russian spy—a career move apparently inspired by classic board game “Risk” and all seven seasons of “Game of Thrones.” The suspect, whose name Ukrainian authorities will only reveal if you can crack a code written in Cyrillic and potato emojis, was reportedly caught sending classified flight paths directly to the Kremlin using the world’s most suspicious Gmail account, “TotallyNotASpy98@gmail.com.”