I had a dream I was a first-year Ummusume at Tracen and I ended up getting in a dumb argument with post-retirement El Condor Pasa about whether or not my career would be better than hers. And then we took temporary heat inducers and had awesome age gap one sided hate sex about it.

Fenomeno and Casey Jones because they are Both Cop Larpers...

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I am once again being driven to utter despair by the ummusume champion's meetings...

Some Ummusume skillsets just sorta confuse me, tbh.
Like, Grass Wonder's unique skill activates "towards the back" on the final straight, and she defaults to being a Late Surger accordingly.
...So why does she get Pace Chaser skills as part of her regular skillset?

After a bit of scuff I am now horse-maxxing with Ummusume: Pretty Derby. 100% horse pilled on this one.

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I have found it.
The perfect gif when trying to listen to maga assholes: