Today, a reporter from the Russian state news agency TASS gained unauthorized access to the Oval Office. How does one gain unauthorized access to the Oval Office? Meanwhile, AP and Reuters were blocked.
February 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Today, a reporter from the Russian state news agency TASS gained unauthorized access to the Oval Office. How does one gain unauthorized access to the Oval Office? Meanwhile, AP and Reuters were blocked.
Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% unauthorized partial noodity
September 24, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% unauthorized partial noodity
“Unauthorized immigrants, you say?”
Breaking from us:
As the Trump administration searches for more space to detain immigrants, it is approaching Washington tribes to see if they will participate.
Nisqually Indian Tribe is saying no.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
As the Trump administration searches for more space to detain immigrants, it is approaching Washington tribes to see if they will participate.
Nisqually Indian Tribe is saying no.
www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
ICE looks to WA tribes to house detained immigrants
The Nisqually Indian Tribe says it is turning down a request from ICE to house detained immigrants on tribal land.
www.seattletimes.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
“Unauthorized immigrants, you say?”
unauthorized use of someone else's body
November 21, 2024 at 1:36 PM
unauthorized use of someone else's body
“Santa entered unauthorized airspace and was eliminated.”
December 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
“Santa entered unauthorized airspace and was eliminated.”
Circling back on this…
March 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Circling back on this…
UNAUTHORIZED EXORCISMS??????????????????????????????
@clairewillett.bsky.social some additional info for All The Schism That's Fit To Print
The Vatican has expelled a traditionalist sect founded by a Nazi collaborator. That sect has a presence in Aotearoa, and a smaller breakaway sect (the one doing the unauthorised exorcisms in Otautahi) have recently decided the Pope is illegitimate [paywalled]
www.feijoadispatch.nz/p/schism-26-...
www.feijoadispatch.nz/p/schism-26-...
July 15, 2026 at 2:08 AM
UNAUTHORIZED EXORCISMS??????????????????????????????
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your niece: admirable, family-oriented
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your girlfriend: romantic, possibly cinematic
harboring girlfriend who is your niece:
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your girlfriend: romantic, possibly cinematic
harboring girlfriend who is your niece:
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece.
CBP officer faces federal charges over allegations he harbored an unauthorized immigrant who was also his girlfriend and niece
The Justice Department alleges that CBP officer and supervisor Andres Wilkinson had been living in Laredo, Texas, with a woman who had overstayed her visa and is now in the U.S. illegally.
cbsn.ws
February 13, 2026 at 3:39 AM
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your niece: admirable, family-oriented
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your girlfriend: romantic, possibly cinematic
harboring girlfriend who is your niece:
harboring unauthorized immigrant who is your girlfriend: romantic, possibly cinematic
harboring girlfriend who is your niece:
unauthorized fucking thing. kill it
October 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
unauthorized fucking thing. kill it
Found this unauthorized biography of me at the Tucson Festival of Books. 😃
March 16, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Found this unauthorized biography of me at the Tucson Festival of Books. 😃
Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% unauthorized noodity! Hahah! I wil share pics tomarrow showing tha noodniss
January 11, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Behaviores Report: 95% goode 5% unauthorized noodity! Hahah! I wil share pics tomarrow showing tha noodniss
Unauthorized use of this elf is prohibited. DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS ELF.
July 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Unauthorized use of this elf is prohibited. DO NOT DOWNLOAD THIS ELF.
A Japanese organization representing Studio Ghibli, Bandai Namco, Toei Animation and more has demanded OpenAI to halt unauthorized use of their IP
November 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A Japanese organization representing Studio Ghibli, Bandai Namco, Toei Animation and more has demanded OpenAI to halt unauthorized use of their IP
Unauthorized shitting detected. Kinetic response authorized.
January 20, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Unauthorized shitting detected. Kinetic response authorized.
The only advertising in The Onion’s print edition remains, let’s say, completely unauthorized.
well they've confirmed RedZone is getting full commercials, nothing gold can stay
September 3, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The only advertising in The Onion’s print edition remains, let’s say, completely unauthorized.
"unauthorized spending"
lmao
lmao
January 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
"unauthorized spending"
lmao
lmao
It was never just about the unauthorized immigrants.
January 31, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It was never just about the unauthorized immigrants.
john roberts, basically: "trump can lawlessly destroy the white house and build a new installation with unauthorized taxpayer dollars, as a treat"
Chief Justice Roberts has issued an “administrative” stay In the ballroom case—which effectively allows Trump to keep doing what he’s doing while the full Court decides whether to let him keep working indefinitely while the case moves forward (which it probably will, given this intervention).
August 21, 2026 at 7:38 PM
john roberts, basically: "trump can lawlessly destroy the white house and build a new installation with unauthorized taxpayer dollars, as a treat"
Whatcha doin? Cute enough for an unauthorized treat?
December 31, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Whatcha doin? Cute enough for an unauthorized treat?
The penalty for unauthorized presence in the United States is removal, not prison and slavery in El Salvador.
March 20, 2025 at 3:31 AM
The penalty for unauthorized presence in the United States is removal, not prison and slavery in El Salvador.
How many stories have to break about Hegseth sharing classified information in unauthorized chats before he's held accountable?
April 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
How many stories have to break about Hegseth sharing classified information in unauthorized chats before he's held accountable?
This OPSEC Special Bulletin went out to the Pentagon during the same time period that SECDEF was using an unauthorized Signal chat.
You can’t make this shit up.
You can’t make this shit up.
March 25, 2025 at 7:01 PM
This OPSEC Special Bulletin went out to the Pentagon during the same time period that SECDEF was using an unauthorized Signal chat.
You can’t make this shit up.
You can’t make this shit up.
Breaking:
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iran says Strait of Hormuz is closed, claims it struck vessel using 'unauthorized route.'
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iran says Strait of Hormuz is closed, claims it struck vessel using 'unauthorized route.'
July 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Breaking:
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iran says Strait of Hormuz is closed, claims it struck vessel using 'unauthorized route.'
DUBAI, United Arab Emirates (AP) — Iran says Strait of Hormuz is closed, claims it struck vessel using 'unauthorized route.'