This really highlights the foundational importance of The Bluesky Way (“immediately block anybody who says anything even remotely unchill to you or to anybody you like”)
Bluesky has been flooded with automated reply bots - they'll offer a sort of confrontational opinion as a reply. They're pretty convincing and we all need to train ourselves to not reflexively reply to all responses until we check
Dead giveaway is new acct, few followers + original posts
Dead giveaway is new acct, few followers + original posts
January 22, 2025 at 1:54 AM
This really highlights the foundational importance of The Bluesky Way (“immediately block anybody who says anything even remotely unchill to you or to anybody you like”)
happy birthday unchill gal
(04-01-19XX)
(04-01-19XX)
April 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
happy birthday unchill gal
(04-01-19XX)
(04-01-19XX)
my old plushie. part of her deal is that she's highkey unchill and that you should BUY HER. 😈
would've launched on her birthday but I didn't want people to think its an april fools' joke lol. heres the link to the makeship page!
makeship.com/products/unchill-gal
would've launched on her birthday but I didn't want people to think its an april fools' joke lol. heres the link to the makeship page!
makeship.com/products/unchill-gal
April 2, 2025 at 4:16 PM
my old plushie. part of her deal is that she's highkey unchill and that you should BUY HER. 😈
would've launched on her birthday but I didn't want people to think its an april fools' joke lol. heres the link to the makeship page!
makeship.com/products/unchill-gal
would've launched on her birthday but I didn't want people to think its an april fools' joke lol. heres the link to the makeship page!
makeship.com/products/unchill-gal
set an alarm for everyone sleeping on me
September 3, 2026 at 2:43 AM
set an alarm for everyone sleeping on me
Unabashedly unchill about this tbh
June 13, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Unabashedly unchill about this tbh
forcing them to listen to screaming and farting compilation max volume 😈😈
(also she's still available! get her at makeship.com/products/unchill-gal (chill guy not included))
(also she's still available! get her at makeship.com/products/unchill-gal (chill guy not included))
April 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
forcing them to listen to screaming and farting compilation max volume 😈😈
(also she's still available! get her at makeship.com/products/unchill-gal (chill guy not included))
(also she's still available! get her at makeship.com/products/unchill-gal (chill guy not included))
everyone just unchill out
March 23, 2025 at 2:27 AM
everyone just unchill out
restaurant customers must be evaluated along two separate axes: Chill ↔️ Unchill, and Spending Money ↔️ Not Spending Money
March 4, 2026 at 2:21 PM
restaurant customers must be evaluated along two separate axes: Chill ↔️ Unchill, and Spending Money ↔️ Not Spending Money
If I saw a 5 year old wandering toward an open body of water unattended, I'd uhh. I'd be extremely unchill.
September 26, 2026 at 2:36 AM
If I saw a 5 year old wandering toward an open body of water unattended, I'd uhh. I'd be extremely unchill.
Zelda Lofi & Chill
it's dangerous to go alone unchill. take this.
open.spotify.com
October 1, 2026 at 12:17 PM
The episcopal church: famously unchill
May 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The episcopal church: famously unchill
i should rewatch that movie purely to see all the shots of tachyon doing nothing but still looking supremely unchill
July 3, 2025 at 4:59 AM
i should rewatch that movie purely to see all the shots of tachyon doing nothing but still looking supremely unchill
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 AM
April 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Watching Weird Al talk to Tim Heidecker about being on Club Random & Bill Maher offered Weird Al weed and Weird Al went “no thanks but its fine if you have some” and Bill was like OH I GUESS I CAN SMOKE IN MY OWN HOUSE GEE THANKS & it’s remarkable how his whole thing can be weed and he’s so unchill
August 26, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Watching Weird Al talk to Tim Heidecker about being on Club Random & Bill Maher offered Weird Al weed and Weird Al went “no thanks but its fine if you have some” and Bill was like OH I GUESS I CAN SMOKE IN MY OWN HOUSE GEE THANKS & it’s remarkable how his whole thing can be weed and he’s so unchill
my social group is also an "echo chamber" in that everyone in there is chill and if someone starts being unchill we all start yelling and throwing garbage at them. this is actually how you maintain social cohesion believe it or not
May 24, 2026 at 9:09 PM
my social group is also an "echo chamber" in that everyone in there is chill and if someone starts being unchill we all start yelling and throwing garbage at them. this is actually how you maintain social cohesion believe it or not
Closing the lid and getting some Palmolive in an extremely unchill manner might still work?
December 20, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Closing the lid and getting some Palmolive in an extremely unchill manner might still work?
Hell yeah I’m going to put the “Dr.” In my Bluesky name (for a bit). I didn’t go through writing my thesis in lockdowns and cardiology recovery to not be deeply unchill about it
June 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Hell yeah I’m going to put the “Dr.” In my Bluesky name (for a bit). I didn’t go through writing my thesis in lockdowns and cardiology recovery to not be deeply unchill about it
i like that chill guy and unchill gal are a duo character
February 9, 2025 at 5:01 AM
i like that chill guy and unchill gal are a duo character
It's kind of unchill to say someone shouldn't modify their own body ngl
October 8, 2025 at 1:46 AM
It's kind of unchill to say someone shouldn't modify their own body ngl
Gonna stream tonight. 9PM Pacific. Music, books, games, painting my dolls. A chill hangout in an unchill time.
December 31, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Gonna stream tonight. 9PM Pacific. Music, books, games, painting my dolls. A chill hangout in an unchill time.