BREAKING -- Trump says he's kicking undocumented immigrants out of Social Security.
One small problem, though -- undocumented immigrants are ALREADY ineligible for Social Security benefits.
You know, because they don't have Social Security numbers. Because they're undocumented.
One small problem, though -- undocumented immigrants are ALREADY ineligible for Social Security benefits.
You know, because they don't have Social Security numbers. Because they're undocumented.
February 7, 2025 at 10:45 PM
BREAKING -- Trump says he's kicking undocumented immigrants out of Social Security.
One small problem, though -- undocumented immigrants are ALREADY ineligible for Social Security benefits.
You know, because they don't have Social Security numbers. Because they're undocumented.
One small problem, though -- undocumented immigrants are ALREADY ineligible for Social Security benefits.
You know, because they don't have Social Security numbers. Because they're undocumented.
You don't know any undocumented people.
I repeat:
You don't know any undocumented people.
I repeat:
You don't know any undocumented people.
November 17, 2024 at 12:50 AM
You don't know any undocumented people.
I repeat:
You don't know any undocumented people.
I repeat:
You don't know any undocumented people.
A Border Patrol Goon who deported thousands of undocumented immigrants was discovered to be undocumented himself.
October 2, 2025 at 1:56 PM
A Border Patrol Goon who deported thousands of undocumented immigrants was discovered to be undocumented himself.
Do you know who you won't find in the Epstein Files?
Undocumented immigrants.
Undocumented immigrants.
November 25, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Do you know who you won't find in the Epstein Files?
Undocumented immigrants.
Undocumented immigrants.
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Pew Research Institute (2023):
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
• Red State Texas has about 2.1 million undocumented immigrants
• Red State Florida has 1.6 M undocumented immigrants
• Blue State Minnesota has 130,000.
And yet only Minnesota is being occupied by masked thugs over "immigration."
It's *not* about immigration.
Trans people, undocumented immigrants, Muslims, and Joe Biden definitely did not cause this.
September 20, 2026 at 8:54 AM
Trans people, undocumented immigrants, Muslims, and Joe Biden definitely did not cause this.
We didn't have a problem with the food supply when we had undocumented immigrants.
August 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
We didn't have a problem with the food supply when we had undocumented immigrants.
Even *if* you accept Stephen Miller’s (textually, historically, and morally indefensible) claim that undocumented immigrants are not entitled to due process, you’d *still* need due process to ensure that the individuals at issue are, in fact, undocumented.
His argument fails even on its own terms.
His argument fails even on its own terms.
May 5, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Even *if* you accept Stephen Miller’s (textually, historically, and morally indefensible) claim that undocumented immigrants are not entitled to due process, you’d *still* need due process to ensure that the individuals at issue are, in fact, undocumented.
His argument fails even on its own terms.
His argument fails even on its own terms.
Lieu: "Undocumented immigrants want nothing to do with the govt! To vote, you have to first register. How many undocumented immigrants are gonna go, 'Yes, I'm gonna give all my information to the govt that's maybe trying to deport me. No way!' This is a problem that doesn't exist."
March 17, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Lieu: "Undocumented immigrants want nothing to do with the govt! To vote, you have to first register. How many undocumented immigrants are gonna go, 'Yes, I'm gonna give all my information to the govt that's maybe trying to deport me. No way!' This is a problem that doesn't exist."
He thinks undocumented people are not human beings? Yikes.
September 25, 2026 at 4:38 AM
He thinks undocumented people are not human beings? Yikes.
Kristi Noem is now undocumented.
April 21, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Kristi Noem is now undocumented.
Iowa activists, activate.
ICE is rounding up “suspected” undocumented immigrants.
No due process for American OR undocumented human beings.
🙏🏽
ICE is rounding up “suspected” undocumented immigrants.
No due process for American OR undocumented human beings.
🙏🏽
January 23, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Iowa activists, activate.
ICE is rounding up “suspected” undocumented immigrants.
No due process for American OR undocumented human beings.
🙏🏽
ICE is rounding up “suspected” undocumented immigrants.
No due process for American OR undocumented human beings.
🙏🏽
honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.
cool, cool. so we are sort of like citizens, but not really?
February 13, 2026 at 2:38 AM
honestly tired of trying to convince people that trump's immigration policy is not really about violent undocumented immigrants or even just undocumented immigrants, but immigrants in general and even non-white people more broadly.
AOC: Trump said they were only going to go after the “criminals” however their position is that everyone undocumented is a criminal.…
On top of that, they’re not even just going after undocumented people, they are making people undocumented by revoking legal status.
On top of that, they’re not even just going after undocumented people, they are making people undocumented by revoking legal status.
May 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
AOC: Trump said they were only going to go after the “criminals” however their position is that everyone undocumented is a criminal.…
On top of that, they’re not even just going after undocumented people, they are making people undocumented by revoking legal status.
On top of that, they’re not even just going after undocumented people, they are making people undocumented by revoking legal status.
ICE hasn't slowed down. We must continue to speak up and defend our undocumented brothers and sisters.
March 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
ICE hasn't slowed down. We must continue to speak up and defend our undocumented brothers and sisters.
All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny https://theonion.com/all-6-branches-of-armed-forces-present-at-arrest-of-undocumented-nanny/
January 16, 2026 at 10:00 PM
All 6 Branches Of Armed Forces Present At Arrest Of Undocumented Nanny https://theonion.com/all-6-branches-of-armed-forces-present-at-arrest-of-undocumented-nanny/
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
August 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
Being undocumented in the United States is not a crime.
10. Trump hires undocumented people. Going back to the 80s. The same people who exploit undocumented labor exploit fear of the undocumented. You're being suckered by rich hypocrites.
December 25, 2024 at 10:10 PM
10. Trump hires undocumented people. Going back to the 80s. The same people who exploit undocumented labor exploit fear of the undocumented. You're being suckered by rich hypocrites.
Trump confirms that he plans to deport US citizens who have undocumented parents
December 8, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Trump confirms that he plans to deport US citizens who have undocumented parents
A friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding at the Great American State Fair bc he knows no one is there.
June 28, 2026 at 6:40 PM
A friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding at the Great American State Fair bc he knows no one is there.
Asylum seekers, legal residents and applicants with dates in an immigration court are NOT UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS.
Being a non-citizen does NOT make someone undocumented.
Being a non-citizen does NOT make someone undocumented.
April 28, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Asylum seekers, legal residents and applicants with dates in an immigration court are NOT UNDOCUMENTED IMMIGRANTS.
Being a non-citizen does NOT make someone undocumented.
Being a non-citizen does NOT make someone undocumented.
Undocumented workers pay nearly $100B year in state and federal taxes, including: "$25.7 billion in Social Security taxes, $6.4 billion in Medicare taxes, and $1.8 billion in unemployment insurance taxes in 2022."
Amount of services received for the payroll taxes paid?
0
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Amount of services received for the payroll taxes paid?
0
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Tax Payments by Undocumented Immigrants
Undocumented immigrants paid $96.7 billion in federal, state, and local taxes in 2022. Providing access to work authorization for undocumented immigrants would increase their tax contributions both be...
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November 27, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Undocumented workers pay nearly $100B year in state and federal taxes, including: "$25.7 billion in Social Security taxes, $6.4 billion in Medicare taxes, and $1.8 billion in unemployment insurance taxes in 2022."
Amount of services received for the payroll taxes paid?
0
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Amount of services received for the payroll taxes paid?
0
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friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
January 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding in Melania theaters bc he knows people assume no one is in there
Have you noticed that undocumented immigrants commit less crime than Trump?
January 18, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Have you noticed that undocumented immigrants commit less crime than Trump?