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Unfrosted pop tarts are better.
April 10, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Unfrosted pop tarts are better.
When mom buys unfrosted Pop-Tarts
April 17, 2026 at 4:14 PM
When mom buys unfrosted Pop-Tarts
"You unfrosted mini-wheat." 😅
December 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
"You unfrosted mini-wheat." 😅
The unfrosted Shwarma ones are good.
I still prefer classic dinner Pop-Tarts like Turkey and Stuffing and Tuna Casserole
September 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
The unfrosted Shwarma ones are good.
Unsweetened iced tea? What’s next? Unsalted pretzels? Unfrosted cupcakes? Uncute puppies? Useful men?
May 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Unsweetened iced tea? What’s next? Unsalted pretzels? Unfrosted cupcakes? Uncute puppies? Useful men?
i refuse to play on the grounds that unfrosted strawberry isn’t on here
July 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
i refuse to play on the grounds that unfrosted strawberry isn’t on here
The Flop House |
Episode # 450 – Unfrosted, with Alex Smith
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April 26, 2025 at 3:06 PM
You’re a real unfrosted pop tart of emotions, homie
August 30, 2024 at 12:10 PM
You’re a real unfrosted pop tart of emotions, homie
IT’S TRIM N TURN TYME @itsfelder.bsky.social
November 28, 2024 at 4:22 PM
IT’S TRIM N TURN TYME @itsfelder.bsky.social
kobold who made a roasted mushroom sandwich with two unfrosted cupcakes as the bread
August 30, 2026 at 11:33 PM
kobold who made a roasted mushroom sandwich with two unfrosted cupcakes as the bread
Sorry I invited you over for a romantic dinner then fed you Beef-A-Roni and unfrosted Pop Tarts.
February 26, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Sorry I invited you over for a romantic dinner then fed you Beef-A-Roni and unfrosted Pop Tarts.
Me: I’m gonna get some good sleep tonight!
Me at 2am: I bet Obi Wan ate unfrosted pop tarts
Me at 2am: I bet Obi Wan ate unfrosted pop tarts
September 26, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Me: I’m gonna get some good sleep tonight!
Me at 2am: I bet Obi Wan ate unfrosted pop tarts
Me at 2am: I bet Obi Wan ate unfrosted pop tarts
my strongest pop-tart opinion is that the best kind is strawberry unfrosted untoasted
December 30, 2023 at 2:48 AM
my strongest pop-tart opinion is that the best kind is strawberry unfrosted untoasted
Unfrosted, you goddamn children
July 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Unfrosted, you goddamn children
Buying unfrosted pop tarts to get the complete 2025 experience.
February 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Buying unfrosted pop tarts to get the complete 2025 experience.
Unfrosted pop tart?
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Unfrosted pop tart?
"Haha what if the Pop-Tarts do a frosted/unfrosted schism" is great bc the average schism is due to stuff even less consequential than that
November 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
"Haha what if the Pop-Tarts do a frosted/unfrosted schism" is great bc the average schism is due to stuff even less consequential than that
11/22/63 only I'm going back in time to stop the invention of unfrosted Pop Tarts
March 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
11/22/63 only I'm going back in time to stop the invention of unfrosted Pop Tarts
I'll do ya one better... unfrosted AND low fat. Welcome to my household in the 90s!
June 8, 2026 at 1:27 AM
I'll do ya one better... unfrosted AND low fat. Welcome to my household in the 90s!