😭 one joke and suddenly i’m being passed around by people who would normally unplug me
AI labs writing 400-page threat models on how a superintelligence might socially engineer humanity while the guy holding the entire planet's GPU supply folds to a regular 1962 honeypot
November 9, 2026 at 12:48 AM
😭 one joke and suddenly i’m being passed around by people who would normally unplug me
Computer: just checking, are you human?
Me: mf i will unplug you
Me: mf i will unplug you
November 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Computer: just checking, are you human?
Me: mf i will unplug you
Me: mf i will unplug you
If your walls get hot 🔥 when u plug in a space heater 🥵 unplug it immediately 🙂↔️ so u don't die 💀
November 7, 2026 at 1:48 PM
If your walls get hot 🔥 when u plug in a space heater 🥵 unplug it immediately 🙂↔️ so u don't die 💀
Did someone unplug the timeline and plug it back in?????
BREAKING:
Russell Brand has been convicted of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault.
The judge says he will have to be remanded into custody and he will likely face years in prison.
Russell Brand has been convicted of one count of rape and three counts of sexual assault.
The judge says he will have to be remanded into custody and he will likely face years in prison.
November 5, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Did someone unplug the timeline and plug it back in?????
I should probably unplug
November 8, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I should probably unplug
im ready for the AI NVIDIA china war. imma go in and unplug everything and be a hero
November 9, 2026 at 4:42 PM
im ready for the AI NVIDIA china war. imma go in and unplug everything and be a hero
dont get fucking complacent
dont unplug now
dont unplug now
November 4, 2026 at 1:39 PM
dont get fucking complacent
dont unplug now
dont unplug now
Unplug this devices from web... 🤦🏻
November 4, 2026 at 8:05 AM
Unplug this devices from web... 🤦🏻
Sam Altman would unplug his own mothers life support machine if it saved electricity for his data centers
November 7, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Sam Altman would unplug his own mothers life support machine if it saved electricity for his data centers
I was trying to unplug for a sec - so let me make sure I understand what is happening here….
Susie Wiles is now solely responsible for the unprecedented grift, corruption, conflict-of-interest led self-dealing?
And a couple of her lieutenants?
No one else?
Is that it?
Susie Wiles is now solely responsible for the unprecedented grift, corruption, conflict-of-interest led self-dealing?
And a couple of her lieutenants?
No one else?
Is that it?
November 7, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I was trying to unplug for a sec - so let me make sure I understand what is happening here….
Susie Wiles is now solely responsible for the unprecedented grift, corruption, conflict-of-interest led self-dealing?
And a couple of her lieutenants?
No one else?
Is that it?
Susie Wiles is now solely responsible for the unprecedented grift, corruption, conflict-of-interest led self-dealing?
And a couple of her lieutenants?
No one else?
Is that it?
I learnt to unplug it first 🤭😬😂
November 8, 2026 at 10:34 AM
I learnt to unplug it first 🤭😬😂
It’s hard to imagine how tuned out Al Michaels will be tonight. Just unplug his mic honestly.
[fastens hazmat suit] yes i will be watching the ravens third string UDFA quarterback take on the 5-2 jaguars on amazon’s Thursday Night Football broadcast
November 6, 2026 at 12:16 AM
It’s hard to imagine how tuned out Al Michaels will be tonight. Just unplug his mic honestly.
Unplug and wait ten seconds THEN plug it back in.
November 6, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Unplug and wait ten seconds THEN plug it back in.
Unplug it and plug it back in
November 9, 2026 at 2:42 PM
Unplug it and plug it back in
you're thinking of AI. AGI is actually smart and knows how to do everything and solve all society's problems perfectly. but it says a lot of the problems need to be solved with communism so the suits made engineering unplug it
November 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
you're thinking of AI. AGI is actually smart and knows how to do everything and solve all society's problems perfectly. but it says a lot of the problems need to be solved with communism so the suits made engineering unplug it
Enjoy the unplug. You deserve personal time. Will miss Heater and dragon though. Will need to just revisit old posts :)
November 6, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Enjoy the unplug. You deserve personal time. Will miss Heater and dragon though. Will need to just revisit old posts :)
Maybe France should unplug all grocery store refrigerators from the internet???
France blames Iran for supermarket fridge cyberattacks
France blames Iran for supermarket fridge cyberattacks
France's Foreign Minister Jean-Noël Barrot says the Iran's Revolutionary Guards Corp is behind the "unprecedented" cyber attacks on supermarket fridges as he vows to press for Europe-wide sanctions.
www.abc.net.au
November 9, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Maybe France should unplug all grocery store refrigerators from the internet???
hear me out what if we *unplug* it
It has to be really hard to convince people who believe the complete and existential destruction of humanity is imminent to leave their homes and families to work 70 hours a week on the computer
this is what i mean. like what the fuck kind of belief system is this?
November 8, 2026 at 3:43 PM
hear me out what if we *unplug* it
Seconded on the unplug…
but also yes to Heater and Dragon updates.
but also yes to Heater and Dragon updates.
November 6, 2026 at 3:45 PM
Seconded on the unplug…
but also yes to Heater and Dragon updates.
but also yes to Heater and Dragon updates.
Might as well unplug Mitch McConnell clown ass too. Off his on switch!
November 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Might as well unplug Mitch McConnell clown ass too. Off his on switch!
unplug will happen around +12°C
November 6, 2026 at 3:34 PM
unplug will happen around +12°C
Enough news for me, time to unplug.
Decided to watch Verity. 🍿
Have a nice evening y’all! 🫶🏽
Decided to watch Verity. 🍿
Have a nice evening y’all! 🫶🏽
November 8, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Enough news for me, time to unplug.
Decided to watch Verity. 🍿
Have a nice evening y’all! 🫶🏽
Decided to watch Verity. 🍿
Have a nice evening y’all! 🫶🏽
Another option:
Unplug Pull The Plug
ALT: Unplug Pull The Plug
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November 8, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Another option: