It’s HOT! Don’t forget to unplug your local Data center to stay cool.
July 2, 2026 at 10:55 PM
It’s HOT! Don’t forget to unplug your local Data center to stay cool.
Did someone unplug it?
April 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Did someone unplug it?
Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air
theonion.com/trump-c...
theonion.com/trump-c...
February 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Trump Cutbacks Force FAA To Unplug Giant Magnet That Keeps Planes In Air
theonion.com/trump-c...
theonion.com/trump-c...
If Trump was on life support, would you unplug him to use your vacuum cleaner?
February 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
If Trump was on life support, would you unplug him to use your vacuum cleaner?
When I'm losing and I unplug the console
April 10, 2026 at 1:49 PM
When I'm losing and I unplug the console
A computer could never beat me at chess. I would simply unplug it.
January 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
A computer could never beat me at chess. I would simply unplug it.
you are allowed to unplug, unwind, & just exist
February 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
you are allowed to unplug, unwind, & just exist
can he not just unplug the bed? is he stupid?
The only difference between our reality and a Philip K Dick novel is the characters in a Philip K Dick novel don't choose to live like this
August 17, 2025 at 8:38 AM
can he not just unplug the bed? is he stupid?
posting "Gentle reminder that it's okay to unplug today and take care of yourself. Pass it on." immediately before commencing a 19-hour, 277-post meltdown
November 5, 2024 at 3:05 PM
posting "Gentle reminder that it's okay to unplug today and take care of yourself. Pass it on." immediately before commencing a 19-hour, 277-post meltdown
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
December 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
call us old fashioned but, if you've built a machine that makes child porn, we really don't care if can do anything else.
unplug the machine.
unplug the machine.
"just unplug for awhile"
January 24, 2026 at 8:03 PM
"just unplug for awhile"
Would you unplug him to charge your cell phone?
September 2, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Would you unplug him to charge your cell phone?
there's levels to this shit bro. unplug the controller dog
June 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
there's levels to this shit bro. unplug the controller dog
Someone, unplug him, shake up, then plug in.
March 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Someone, unplug him, shake up, then plug in.
grow up unplug the computer and start producing culture in your garage Billy
November 9, 2024 at 4:25 PM
grow up unplug the computer and start producing culture in your garage Billy
unplug kitty's brain pls.
am done.
am done.
September 21, 2026 at 6:33 AM
unplug kitty's brain pls.
am done.
am done.
Someone kindly unplug Chavez-DeRemer, count to ten, and plug her back in.
June 6, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Someone kindly unplug Chavez-DeRemer, count to ten, and plug her back in.
I unplug the cable
The Entire Netnavi Roster and Sean Chiplock are net battling at the moment! Who will win?
April 20, 2026 at 11:29 PM
I unplug the cable
PSA: Tips to reduce stress on our power grids:
- set thermostats to 75F
- run major appliances later at night
- unplug Mitch McConnell
- set thermostats to 75F
- run major appliances later at night
- unplug Mitch McConnell
July 7, 2026 at 7:42 PM
PSA: Tips to reduce stress on our power grids:
- set thermostats to 75F
- run major appliances later at night
- unplug Mitch McConnell
- set thermostats to 75F
- run major appliances later at night
- unplug Mitch McConnell
just unplug the computer
BREAKING: Heads of major AI firms warn the UN that without intervention, "AI could be a risk to humanity as a whole".
Heads of AI firms tell UN Security Council that it could be a risk to all humanity
The heads of major artificial intelligence firms pleaded with the United Nations to set controls over the burgeoning technology they are designing in order to save the world — or at least its people.
bit.ly
September 23, 2026 at 11:57 PM
just unplug the computer
Christ. UNPLUG THE DAMN THING.
“The AI in the study probably prompted doctors to become over-reliant on its recommendations, ‘leading to clinicians becoming less motivated, less focused, and less responsible when making cognitive decisions without AI assistance,’ the scientists said in the paper.”
AI Eroded Doctors’ Ability to Spot Cancer Within Months in Study
Artificial intelligence, touted for its potential to transform medicine, led to some doctors losing skills after just a few months in a new study.
www.bloomberg.com
August 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Christ. UNPLUG THE DAMN THING.
We should unplug 2024, wait thirty seconds, and then leave it unplugged. We don’t need this shit.
December 13, 2024 at 2:26 AM
We should unplug 2024, wait thirty seconds, and then leave it unplugged. We don’t need this shit.
The United State is keeping a dead pregnant woman alive on life support because if they unplug her it is abortion.
This baby is growing inside an incubation corpse.
This baby is growing inside an incubation corpse.
May 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The United State is keeping a dead pregnant woman alive on life support because if they unplug her it is abortion.
This baby is growing inside an incubation corpse.
This baby is growing inside an incubation corpse.