#UpSkill
“Microsoft will donate $4 billion in cash over five years to upskill today's youth.”

Donate: Bribe, capture, spend marketing dollars, commit, hook

Upskill: Train, market to, normalize, commit, downskill
Microsoft is spending $4 billion to push AI in schools, universities and more
Microsoft wants to upskill the next generation in AI
www.techradar.com
July 13, 2025 at 10:51 AM
REPEAT AFTER ME (but really, after Neil Kraus):

Wage stagnation and underemployment are not problems that education can fix. We cannot "upskill" students into well-paying jobs that do. not. exist.
Do not accept the premise that education is to blame for abysmal jobs outcomes.

“The fantasy economy's framing of economic inequality… focuses exclusively on education…deflects attention away from decades of public policies and changing business practices that have…contributed to stagnating wages”
December 9, 2025 at 6:21 PM
She also promises to “retrain and upskill” American workers … so they can learn how to make Fruit of the Loom t-shirts?
April 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
why upskill yourself when you can kill yourself 👀
September 16, 2026 at 10:36 PM
“Upskill“ is actually a neologism formed by combining the words “upchuck” and “kill me”
August 12, 2026 at 2:22 PM
She lost me at "upskill." Fuck that shit.
May 23, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"Here ya go, and the science section is over... there, if you want to upskill beyond 2nd grade biology."

SIGH... 🫂💙
September 24, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Made in WA . Keep TAFE free .Educate and upskill our workforce.
Don’t risk Dutton
March 26, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Jacob Frey is sending someone to change this to "UPSKILL ICE"
January 25, 2026 at 3:47 PM
GenAI seems to be marketed towards folks who would like to or need to upskill but cannot (for whatever reason) while those who use it possibly cannot see how it effectively deskills and/or infantilises them.
January 9, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I honestly don't know what to upskill to anymore…

Every skill and experience I've built up over the last 14yrs of my life…

And any upskill relevant to my fields I want to get….

Are being threatened by AI.

Even fields tangent to my fields are like this.

Like….what???
May 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I look forward to @davidgerard.co.uk's review of this very generous opportunity to upskill!
BREAKING: Free AI training will be offered to every adult in the UK, with short courses to teach people how to use simple AI tools effectively in the workplace.

Technology Secretary Liz Kendall tells #BBCBreakfast about the scheme
January 28, 2026 at 11:25 AM
As a key part of our Union of Skills, the Pact's goal is clear: Upskill and reskill 25 million people by 2030.

More info: europa.eu/!Tnjbk7
May 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
How to upskill enterprise AI builders by using daily micro habits #machinelearning #ai
How to upskill enterprise AI builders by using daily micro habits
https://cloud.google.com/blog/topics/consulting/upskill-your-ai-using-daily-micro-habits  Reply all Reply to author Forward
dlvr.it
September 23, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The tech industry has automated its own workers out of jobs.
“Everyone is so panicked”: Entry-level tech workers describe the AI-fueled jobpocalypse
Engineering graduates face shrinking opportunities and rising pressure to upskill beyond their curriculum.
restofworld.org
December 10, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Another angle to this. They've defunded the university language programs their diplomatic corps come from or go to to upskill. They can't even build back this expertise in the future even if they want to.
Idiotic self-immolation of our diplomatic capacity. Possible, in part, because of how we constantly glorify our military in 🇺🇸 society on every holiday & every sports event, while we totally ignore our diplomatic corps & have a juvenile collective understanding of what makes 🇺🇸 powerful in the world.
This is another flier that’s gone up at the State Department on this crazy day:
July 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Upskill...artists and writers? No.
December 28, 2024 at 4:00 PM
📖 Rise to Glory! #6: Upskill Your Skills!

🔍️ More Comics:
rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/comic/

#GBVSR #RiseToGlory
February 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
I want to upskill a bit. Which RPG books helped you become a better writer or designer? Bonus points for how!
March 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
You don’t want STEM-educated Lords of the Universe in the workplace, you want curious people who know how to learn and communicate. If anything, AI might just be an easy way for them to upskill and really surprise you.
now thats an anecdote with a punch, from Gillian Tett
www.ft.com/content/c0ae...
May 8, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Hmm, "reskill and upskill our human capital" - you're kind of giving yourself away right there.
December 14, 2024 at 6:17 PM
Lol American workers just need to "upskill" from their six and seven figure jobs in finance and professional services to stitching teddy bears together 12 hours a day, 7 days a week, for triple digit annual wages.
April 4, 2025 at 10:17 PM
For serious, L’Oreal started early with their digital transformation and were designing career pathways for retail employees to upskill into digital marketing analyst, beauty vlogger, etc type roles LONG before other Fortune 500s. The AI stuff is garbage but it’s not as out of left field as it seems
November 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Maybe I should upskill and become a soldier of fortran
even with these layoffs they'll have to keep an elite group of old programmers, the fortran 500
February 20, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Just to note again that politicians seem keener on bringing back the nostalgia factories than making sure modern jobs like those in logistics are good ones, well paid and with opportunities to upskill
April 13, 2025 at 6:42 PM