"Too many psychopaths
Not enough cycle paths"
Yet again, The Biscuits proved to be amazingly prophetic for this Age Of Trolls we're living in.
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
Not enough cycle paths"
Yet again, The Biscuits proved to be amazingly prophetic for this Age Of Trolls we're living in.
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
February 17, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"Too many psychopaths
Not enough cycle paths"
Yet again, The Biscuits proved to be amazingly prophetic for this Age Of Trolls we're living in.
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
Not enough cycle paths"
Yet again, The Biscuits proved to be amazingly prophetic for this Age Of Trolls we're living in.
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
"Prepare to lose your dignity
As I ride to victory
Down the aisles at Tesco
Wearing nothing much at all"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
As I ride to victory
Down the aisles at Tesco
Wearing nothing much at all"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
March 14, 2025 at 6:40 AM
"Prepare to lose your dignity
As I ride to victory
Down the aisles at Tesco
Wearing nothing much at all"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
As I ride to victory
Down the aisles at Tesco
Wearing nothing much at all"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
March 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
"One hundred pound a word. Spent his last five hundred pounds to say: “You’re a dead man, Fisher.” "
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
March 19, 2025 at 6:48 AM
"One hundred pound a word. Spent his last five hundred pounds to say: “You’re a dead man, Fisher.” "
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
February 12, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"He’s got nothing for you to borrow
And a mastiff in the back running loose
He’s a man of constant sorrow
With a garage in constant use"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
And a mastiff in the back running loose
He’s a man of constant sorrow
With a garage in constant use"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
March 3, 2025 at 7:56 AM
"He’s got nothing for you to borrow
And a mastiff in the back running loose
He’s a man of constant sorrow
With a garage in constant use"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
And a mastiff in the back running loose
He’s a man of constant sorrow
With a garage in constant use"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
"We’ve got lo-fi, we’ve got tie-dye
We’ve got grey and brown and black
We’ve got stickers on guitars
We’ve got a tape for Steve Lamacq"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
We’ve got grey and brown and black
We’ve got stickers on guitars
We’ve got a tape for Steve Lamacq"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
April 16, 2025 at 6:45 AM
"We’ve got lo-fi, we’ve got tie-dye
We’ve got grey and brown and black
We’ve got stickers on guitars
We’ve got a tape for Steve Lamacq"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
We’ve got grey and brown and black
We’ve got stickers on guitars
We’ve got a tape for Steve Lamacq"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
"Good game sir
Do you want another bout?
Well Dennis ain’t replying
‘cos he just signed out
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess!"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
Do you want another bout?
Well Dennis ain’t replying
‘cos he just signed out
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess!"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
March 17, 2025 at 12:29 AM
"Good game sir
Do you want another bout?
Well Dennis ain’t replying
‘cos he just signed out
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess!"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
Do you want another bout?
Well Dennis ain’t replying
‘cos he just signed out
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess
Bad losers on Yahoo Chess!"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
March 25, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"We’ve just been performing a guerrilla gig
In the middle of another group’s guerrilla gig
Well surely that’s the ultimate guerrilla gig
But still they cried like girls"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
In the middle of another group’s guerrilla gig
Well surely that’s the ultimate guerrilla gig
But still they cried like girls"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
March 21, 2025 at 7:56 AM
"We’ve just been performing a guerrilla gig
In the middle of another group’s guerrilla gig
Well surely that’s the ultimate guerrilla gig
But still they cried like girls"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
In the middle of another group’s guerrilla gig
Well surely that’s the ultimate guerrilla gig
But still they cried like girls"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
"But for the first time in history
I didn’t run and hide
And the scousers in shellsuits
Had goths on their side"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
I didn’t run and hide
And the scousers in shellsuits
Had goths on their side"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
February 3, 2025 at 9:47 PM
"But for the first time in history
I didn’t run and hide
And the scousers in shellsuits
Had goths on their side"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
I didn’t run and hide
And the scousers in shellsuits
Had goths on their side"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
"I know Bono and he knows Ono and she knows Eno’s phone goes thus:
“Brian’s not at home, he’s at the North Pole
but if you’d like to leave a weird noise”
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
“Brian’s not at home, he’s at the North Pole
but if you’d like to leave a weird noise”
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
February 16, 2025 at 6:59 AM
"I know Bono and he knows Ono and she knows Eno’s phone goes thus:
“Brian’s not at home, he’s at the North Pole
but if you’d like to leave a weird noise”
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
“Brian’s not at home, he’s at the North Pole
but if you’d like to leave a weird noise”
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
February 13, 2025 at 8:43 PM
"Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
Once in a while I need these childish kicks"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
Once in a while I need these childish kicks"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
February 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
"Took Problem Chimp to the Ideal Home Show
Once in a while I need these childish kicks"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
Once in a while I need these childish kicks"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
"I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food
I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food
I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food
And with the money saved take ’em to the zoo"
They're right you know, it's fucking expensive to be a vegan these days... ☹️
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food
I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food
And with the money saved take ’em to the zoo"
They're right you know, it's fucking expensive to be a vegan these days... ☹️
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
March 15, 2025 at 8:04 PM
"I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food
I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food
I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food
And with the money saved take ’em to the zoo"
They're right you know, it's fucking expensive to be a vegan these days... ☹️
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food
I’m gonna feed our children non-organic food
And with the money saved take ’em to the zoo"
They're right you know, it's fucking expensive to be a vegan these days... ☹️
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
"We were Urge For Offal
On the outskirts of our minds
The best time of our lives
Pear halves, Libby’s
All for me"
Rare meeting of Sunnyvale and HMHB lyric. 👍😁
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits #Sunnyvale
On the outskirts of our minds
The best time of our lives
Pear halves, Libby’s
All for me"
Rare meeting of Sunnyvale and HMHB lyric. 👍😁
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits #Sunnyvale
March 31, 2025 at 12:38 AM
"We were Urge For Offal
On the outskirts of our minds
The best time of our lives
Pear halves, Libby’s
All for me"
Rare meeting of Sunnyvale and HMHB lyric. 👍😁
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits #Sunnyvale
On the outskirts of our minds
The best time of our lives
Pear halves, Libby’s
All for me"
Rare meeting of Sunnyvale and HMHB lyric. 👍😁
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits #Sunnyvale
First song I play on ANY road trip lasting longer than 20mins, and going in ANY direction. 👍😎
Up The Biscuits!!!!
#hmhb #upthebiscuits #westwardHo
youtu.be/MUcqbmGdW4w?...
Up The Biscuits!!!!
#hmhb #upthebiscuits #westwardHo
youtu.be/MUcqbmGdW4w?...
Half Man Half Biscuit - Westward Ho! Massive Letdown [Official Audio]
YouTube video by Half Man Half Biscuit
youtu.be
July 17, 2026 at 1:35 AM
First song I play on ANY road trip lasting longer than 20mins, and going in ANY direction. 👍😎
Up The Biscuits!!!!
#hmhb #upthebiscuits #westwardHo
youtu.be/MUcqbmGdW4w?...
Up The Biscuits!!!!
#hmhb #upthebiscuits #westwardHo
youtu.be/MUcqbmGdW4w?...
"Don’t they realise we’re easily pleased?
Don’t they know that all they’ve really got to do is
Give us bubblewrap
Give us bubblewrap
Give us bubblewrap
And stick the Apple Mac in the car park"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
Don’t they know that all they’ve really got to do is
Give us bubblewrap
Give us bubblewrap
Give us bubblewrap
And stick the Apple Mac in the car park"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
March 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
"Don’t they realise we’re easily pleased?
Don’t they know that all they’ve really got to do is
Give us bubblewrap
Give us bubblewrap
Give us bubblewrap
And stick the Apple Mac in the car park"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
Don’t they know that all they’ve really got to do is
Give us bubblewrap
Give us bubblewrap
Give us bubblewrap
And stick the Apple Mac in the car park"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
"Pleasure grounds with maze in the shape of a sled
And outside the Gielgud, a neon sign read:
“Equus On The Buses”, starring Mr Ed
And your Evening of Swing has been cancelled"
#hmhb #upTheBiscuits
And outside the Gielgud, a neon sign read:
“Equus On The Buses”, starring Mr Ed
And your Evening of Swing has been cancelled"
#hmhb #upTheBiscuits
February 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
"Pleasure grounds with maze in the shape of a sled
And outside the Gielgud, a neon sign read:
“Equus On The Buses”, starring Mr Ed
And your Evening of Swing has been cancelled"
#hmhb #upTheBiscuits
And outside the Gielgud, a neon sign read:
“Equus On The Buses”, starring Mr Ed
And your Evening of Swing has been cancelled"
#hmhb #upTheBiscuits
"God gave us life – Pontius Pilate
God gave us life – Bobby Charlton
God gave us life – Gordon Jackson
God gave us life – have a banana"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits #bananas
God gave us life – Bobby Charlton
God gave us life – Gordon Jackson
God gave us life – have a banana"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits #bananas
April 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
"God gave us life – Pontius Pilate
God gave us life – Bobby Charlton
God gave us life – Gordon Jackson
God gave us life – have a banana"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits #bananas
God gave us life – Bobby Charlton
God gave us life – Gordon Jackson
God gave us life – have a banana"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits #bananas
"I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
I woke up about eleven (oooh) with hair like Brian May
I’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
I woke up about eleven (oooh) with hair like Brian May
I’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
May 20, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"I woke up about eleven with hair like Brian May
I woke up about eleven (oooh) with hair like Brian May
I’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
I woke up about eleven (oooh) with hair like Brian May
I’m supposed to be the hardest man on the estate"
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
"Hickstead, Hickstead, Hickstead, Hickstead
Duck Soup, 1933
Words beginning with K-N-O
Words that end in B-H-E-A-D"
It's frankly amazing how apt some of these are today ...
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
Duck Soup, 1933
Words beginning with K-N-O
Words that end in B-H-E-A-D"
It's frankly amazing how apt some of these are today ...
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
January 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
"Hickstead, Hickstead, Hickstead, Hickstead
Duck Soup, 1933
Words beginning with K-N-O
Words that end in B-H-E-A-D"
It's frankly amazing how apt some of these are today ...
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
Duck Soup, 1933
Words beginning with K-N-O
Words that end in B-H-E-A-D"
It's frankly amazing how apt some of these are today ...
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
February 9, 2025 at 6:54 AM
"Alas I’m brooding alone by the runnel
While she’s in Capri with her swain
And the light at the end of the tunnel
Is the light of an oncoming train..."
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
While she’s in Capri with her swain
And the light at the end of the tunnel
Is the light of an oncoming train..."
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
March 9, 2025 at 9:04 AM
"Alas I’m brooding alone by the runnel
While she’s in Capri with her swain
And the light at the end of the tunnel
Is the light of an oncoming train..."
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
While she’s in Capri with her swain
And the light at the end of the tunnel
Is the light of an oncoming train..."
#hmhb #UpTheBiscuits
January 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM