Oh honey. What... what did you think sea water contains? Just about everything in there, among other bodily functions, ejaculates into the water. You're welcome. #FountOfHorrifying+UselessWisdom

#UselessWisdom returns - enjoy...

"Shadows are insults in waiting."

#UselessWisdom on a Monday.

"For every injustice, a prayer. For every godsend, an umbrella."

TGIF #UselessWisdom

"Unless people say you're funny, avoid comedy at all costs."

#UselessWisdom on a totally normal Thursday...

"Vibration for pleasure, stillness for fear"

#UselessWisdom rolls on...

"If you have a horse face, don't get caught eating hay."

It's #UselessWisdom time again:

"Your superstitions are more interesting than your achievements"

Today's dose of #UselessWisdom :

"Magnetism should be used for direction, not containment."

Hey BlueSkyers (BlueSkyites?) - here's your daily dose of #uselesswisdom from your pal, dave b:

Guard darkness as if it was your most precious possession.