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"I am the way, motherfucker" - HeyZoos, Uzi Jesus

- Cosplay and shitty Uzi photoshop by me, @kp11studios.bsky.social

#dungeoncrawlercarl #dcc #uzijesus
July 16, 2026 at 10:14 PM
write4eddie.bsky.social
“You shall treat the stranger who sojourns with you as the native among you.” From Leviticus, the wokest book of all.

Imagine if they actually read the book of their American #UziJesus. Or, better yet, any book.

#Resist #DungeonCrawlerCarl
May 21, 2026 at 6:50 PM
sweatytoothdmadman.bsky.social
On book 6 of my #dungeoncrawlercarl re-read and this card makes me laugh till I'm out of breath no matter how many times I read about it. #booksky #uzijesus
February 25, 2026 at 12:10 AM
stephscythes.bsky.social
The entire concept of #blasphemy is one of the most stupid & heinous constructions that #homoreligionous ever wrought. It has been behind literally centuries of unspeakable actions against innocents and people who value reason over superstitious twaddle. S.

#UziJesus
⭐️ #DungeonCrawlerCarl #LitRpg
June 19, 2026 at 12:13 PM
stephscythes.bsky.social
The entire concept of #blasphemy is one of the most stupid & heinous constructions that #homoreligionous ever wrought. It has been behind literally centuries of unspeakable actions against innocents and people who value reason over superstitious twaddle. S.

#UziJesus
⭐️ #DungeonCrawlerCarl #LitRpg
June 19, 2026 at 12:11 PM
sharonblady.bsky.social
Maybe he follows the teachings of Uzi Jesus rather than regular Jesus.

#MattDinniman
#DungeonCrawlerCarl
#TheEyeOfTheBedlamBride
#UziJesus
Detail from book cover described in full in alt text for the next image. Close up of Donut the cat, throwing the Uzi Jesus RPG-style playing card. Close up to show details of the fictional card-character Uzi Jesus. Cover of Matt Dinniman's book The Eye of the Bedlam Bride, Book 6 in the Dungeon Crawler Carl series. The cover is in an action fantasy style with the title in bold yellow block print and features title character Carl in midground right wearing multiple enchanted rings, tactical vest, enchanted cape and black and white bandana across his face. He's a white cis male with a dark brown brush cut. Right midground shows the face of the Bedlam Bride with long messy brown hair and she has a mystical 3rd eye. Her giant spider body extends behind both of them into the background behind the title. The foreground has Donut a fluffy persian cat wearing a red beret and microphone. She's in the right to centre and is throwing a RPG-style playing card called Uzi Jesus which shows a character based on traditional representations of Jesus in white robe with red mantel, but here he's portrayed as maniacally shooting an Uzi sub-machine gun. The book series chronicals the adventures of Carl and Donut as they fight for their lives in a RPG-battle-to-the-death game they were thrown into by alien invaders out to destroy Earth.
March 20, 2026 at 4:48 PM
stephscythes.bsky.social
The entire concept of #blasphemy is one of the most stupid & heinous constructions that #homoreligionous ever wrought. It has been behind literally centuries of unspeakable actions against innocents and people who value reason over superstitious twaddle. S.

#UziJesus
⭐️ #DungeonCrawlerCarl #LitRpg
June 19, 2026 at 12:15 PM
stephscythes.bsky.social
The entire concept of #blasphemy is one of the most stupid & heinous constructions that #homoreligionous ever wrought. It has been behind literally centuries of unspeakable actions against innocents and people who value reason over superstitious twaddle. S.

#UziJesus
⭐️ #DungeonCrawlerCarl #LitRpg
June 19, 2026 at 12:14 PM
stephscythes.bsky.social
The entire concept of #blasphemy is one of the most stupid & heinous constructions that #homoreligionous ever wrought. It has been behind literally centuries of unspeakable actions against innocents and people who value reason over superstitious twaddle. S.

#UziJesus
⭐️ #DungeonCrawlerCarl #LitRpg
June 19, 2026 at 12:14 PM
diningandcooking.bsky.social
This toddler ain’t ready for this cake

https://www.diningandcooking.com/1384658/this-toddler-aint-ready-for-this-cake/

This toddler ain’t ready for this cake by UziJesus
This toddler ain’t ready for this cake
This toddler ain’t ready for this cakeby UziJesus
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May 11, 2024 at 8:30 PM