I’ve been trying to figure out why I find Taylor Twellman’s commentary irritating. He obviously knows his stuff.

I think it’s that he tries too hard to make virtually every statement sound profound.

#VANvsLAFC

SON MISSES AND THIS IS WHY WE LOVE KICKS: WE ARE PETTY BITCHES AND KICKS IS DRAMA #VANvsLAFC #MLSplayoffs #MLSTonight #MLScup

Okay, this is kinda bullshit, it should just go to kicks. #VANvsLAFC #MLSplayoffs #MLSTonight #MLScup

Would have loved a goal to end the half, but I’m happy with how it’s going! #VWFC #VANvsLAFC #MLSPlayoffs

The Whitecaps are bossing LAFC, so far! 2-0 at halftime. Vancouver have practically pinned LA back in their half, the visitors have 0.0 xG. #MLSCup #VANvsLAFC

What even is this #VANvsLAFC game? How the hell are we in penalties? #MLS ....go home, you're drunk.

Holy crap, Son! What a strike. Vancouver is fucked. #VANvsLAFC

That seems like a LOT of stoppage time. #VANvsLAFC

What a pass from Takaoka to Sabbi. #VANvsLAFC