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Vatican Rescinds 'Blessed' Status Of World's Meek
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January 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
gbbranstetter.bsky.social
They call it "pulling a Vatican"
mattcameron.bsky.social Matt Cameron @mattcameron.bsky.social · Jan 25
CBP chief Bovino has confirmed that the officers who executed Alex Pretti in the street yesterday are not only *not on administrative leave,* they have all been reassigned to other jurisdictions and are all on the street today.

This is totally unheard of for any officer-involved shooting
January 25, 2026 at 8:10 PM
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Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures
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Pope Rummaging Through Vatican Basement For Plastic Nativity Scene Figures
December 24, 2024 at 3:07 PM
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Vatican Formally Recognizes First Gen Z Demon https://theonion.com/vatican-formally-recognizes-first-gen-z-demon/
Vatican Formally Recognizes First Gen Z Demon
December 5, 2025 at 5:00 PM
mostlybree.kitrocha.com
We're so starving for consequences we're reading Vatican press releases
hammancheez.bsky.social hammancheez @hammancheez.bsky.social · Jul 2
Pope : with mercy and love and deep regret, i must call this a schismatic act

Half of bluesky with their shirts off and earrings out ready to brawl outside applebees : GET THEIR ASSES WOOOOO
July 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
theonion.com
Pope Francis Decries Legal Head Shops Overrunning Vatican City
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Pope Francis Decries Legal Head Shops Overrunning Vatican City
December 27, 2024 at 4:14 PM
abstract.newgrounds.com
The New Vatican Mascot
October 29, 2024 at 5:54 PM
rotterdamvvg.bsky.social
Tell me The Vatican made the perfect choice without telling me The Vatican made the perfect choice.🤣
May 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social
Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool
April 21, 2025 at 3:53 PM
zachsilberberg.bsky.social
a second health bar appears above the vatican as the pope enters his next boss phase
March 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
mollyjongfast.bsky.social
Trump has now elected liberals in Canada, Australia, and the Vatican
May 9, 2025 at 1:01 AM
theonion.com
Cardinals Begin Placing Stickers On Vatican Relics They Want When Pope Francis Dies
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Cardinals Begin Placing Stickers On Vatican Relics They Want When Pope Francis Dies
March 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose
Vatican Coroner Confirms Eucharistic Overdose
VATICAN CITY—In a stunning discovery that revealed the full extent of the pontiff’s addiction, Vatican coroner Fernando Ruini released a report Thursday confirming Pope Francis died of a eucharistic o...
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April 24, 2025 at 8:02 PM
pravda.ua
Zelenskyy to attend Pope Francis's funeral at Vatican
Zelenskyy to attend Pope Francis’s funeral at Vatican
Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is planning to travel to the Vatican to attend the funeral of Pope Francis.
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April 22, 2025 at 11:13 AM
maaiinkay.bsky.social
LUCE VATICAN 🤲🤲🤲🤲🤲 #fanart #luce #vatican
October 29, 2024 at 9:22 PM
mel.bzky.team
bro the Vatican is literally a 15-minute country
article titled the catholic argument against 15 minute cities
February 6, 2024 at 3:24 PM
chronosaeon.bsky.social
St. Peter’s Basilica, Vatican, Rome, Italy.

#StPeterBasilica
#Vatican
#Italy
#Church
#AlphabetChallenge
#WeekGforGold
February 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
meidastouch.com
"Pope Francis skipped the Vatican’s official meeting with Vice President JD Vance Saturday, instead having his No. 2 give the vice president a lecture on compassion, according to a Vatican statement."
Pope Sends Deputy to Lecture Vance on Compassion at Vatican
Vance had an “an exchange of opinions” with Cardinal Pietro Parolin that touched on migration, the Vatican said.
www.thedailybeast.com
April 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
polrobuk.bsky.social
In other news: the Vatican is being hijacked by Catholics.
September 18, 2026 at 3:30 PM
jtp.bsky.social
in the vatican committing voter fraud at the pope election
October 18, 2024 at 4:24 PM
theonion.com
Baffling Report Finds Vatican Also Tried To Cover Up Jared Fogle’s Sexual Abuse
VATICAN CITY—Concluding that high-ranking church officials had concealed evidence of the former Subway spokesman preying on young children, a baffling report released Monday found that the Vatican als...
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February 12, 2024 at 4:48 PM
ionettam.bsky.social
The new Vatican mascot... miku....
#Luce
October 29, 2024 at 11:42 AM
catacalypto.bsky.social
pro-AI but only if stringently regulated by the Vatican
nickkodama.bsky.social Nick Kodama @nickkodama.bsky.social · 5d
Hey. If the nyt invited you to be part of a focus group what would you do as a bit?
September 25, 2026 at 2:44 AM
2bring2.bsky.social
When a sitting president threatens the Pope and the Vatican, it’s way past time to go!
April 9, 2026 at 11:36 AM
apnews.com
BREAKING: The Vatican excommunicates bishops from a breakaway group of traditionalist Catholics that consecrated them without Pope Leo's consent.
Vatican declares Society of St. Pius X in schism, excommunicates bishops and invalidates sacraments
The Vatican has responded aggressively to a traditionalist society that consecrated bishops without the pope’s consent.
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July 2, 2026 at 7:45 AM