flying vegetable stand
October 21, 2024 at 5:05 PM
flying vegetable stand
quick, someone help, we've got a vegetable situation
February 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
quick, someone help, we've got a vegetable situation
Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
July 30, 2026 at 10:31 PM
Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
So far the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch
August 21, 2026 at 5:13 PM
So far the only vegetable that hasn't been recalled is Mitch
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
YouTube video by The Onion
youtube.com
June 7, 2025 at 5:26 PM
FDA Official: "Just Eat A Goddamn Vegetable"
I bet this feels really good if you're a fruit
May 12, 2025 at 11:04 AM
I bet this feels really good if you're a fruit
It's almost amateur vegetable sculptor season.
September 21, 2026 at 1:16 PM
It's almost amateur vegetable sculptor season.
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.
Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.
March 24, 2026 at 8:52 AM
I’ve started investing in stocks: beef, chicken, and vegetable.
Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.
Someday, I hope I’ll be a bouillonaire.
Found comment:
"Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
"Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
September 7, 2026 at 10:25 AM
Found comment:
"Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
"Mitch McConnel is the only vegetable the FDA hasn't recalled yet."
Man finds a young seal tangled in a vegetable sack and frees it before the plastic could turn deadly.
August 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Man finds a young seal tangled in a vegetable sack and frees it before the plastic could turn deadly.
Should've been a cruciferous vegetable.
April 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Should've been a cruciferous vegetable.
Green curry chicken, vegetable pad thai, vegetable spring rolls:
May 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Green curry chicken, vegetable pad thai, vegetable spring rolls:
You would not believe how many automated emails I get from various fruit and vegetable expos because of my job title.
February 24, 2026 at 11:12 PM
You would not believe how many automated emails I get from various fruit and vegetable expos because of my job title.
/me throws a vegetable
August 17, 2025 at 1:58 AM
/me throws a vegetable
FORTY PERCENT.
Let that sink in. Vegetable prices have gone up forty percent.
Is America reaching Greatness yet?
Let that sink in. Vegetable prices have gone up forty percent.
Is America reaching Greatness yet?
August 18, 2025 at 11:08 AM
FORTY PERCENT.
Let that sink in. Vegetable prices have gone up forty percent.
Is America reaching Greatness yet?
Let that sink in. Vegetable prices have gone up forty percent.
Is America reaching Greatness yet?
made cabbage with sausage over rice for dinner tonight. cabbage remains such a world-beater. accounting in equal parts for flavor, versatility, and value, it's easily a top-tier vegetable, and although it may not necessarily be the best vegetable it should absolutely be in the conversation
January 16, 2025 at 5:58 AM
made cabbage with sausage over rice for dinner tonight. cabbage remains such a world-beater. accounting in equal parts for flavor, versatility, and value, it's easily a top-tier vegetable, and although it may not necessarily be the best vegetable it should absolutely be in the conversation
Republicans call Democrats communists the way toddlers call every vegetable broccoli.
August 5, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Republicans call Democrats communists the way toddlers call every vegetable broccoli.
Good evening to all who remember Michelle Obama getting criticized for planting a vegetable garden at the White House.
October 24, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Good evening to all who remember Michelle Obama getting criticized for planting a vegetable garden at the White House.
