Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood https://theonion.com/florida-passes-law-granting-viruses-personhood/
January 19, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood https://theonion.com/florida-passes-law-granting-viruses-personhood/
The spread of viruses, like misinformation.
April 26, 2026 at 7:07 PM
The spread of viruses, like misinformation.
He has made Americans vulnerable to outbreaks of viruses.
May 12, 2026 at 11:09 PM
He has made Americans vulnerable to outbreaks of viruses.
Shes installing 39 viruses on your computer :P
August 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Shes installing 39 viruses on your computer :P
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
April 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
Ivermectin in an anti-parasitic.
It kills parasites.
Viruses are not parasites.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
It kills parasites.
Viruses are not parasites.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
May 8, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Ivermectin in an anti-parasitic.
It kills parasites.
Viruses are not parasites.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
It kills parasites.
Viruses are not parasites.
Thank you for coming to my TED talk.
GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.
Goodbye to seasonal viruses as we know them: the first universal vaccine against respiratory infections and allergies is now closer than ever
Scientists are getting closer to a universal nasal vaccine that could protect against respiratory viruses, bacteria and even allergies
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May 25, 2026 at 4:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers at Stanford University have developed a UNIVERSAL vaccine known as GLA-3M-052-LS+OVA, that protects against a wide range of respiratory viruses, bacteria AND even allergens. The vaccine is delivered intranasally AND provides broad protection in the lungs for several MONTHS.
Viruses are descended from free-living organisms, and that's upsetting to me!!
January 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Viruses are descended from free-living organisms, and that's upsetting to me!!
It's easy to be concerned about vaccines when you stop being concerned about viruses. You can only stop being concerned about viruses in a world with vaccines.
February 15, 2026 at 7:02 PM
It's easy to be concerned about vaccines when you stop being concerned about viruses. You can only stop being concerned about viruses in a world with vaccines.
Viruses do not compose a single phylum, among other issues.
RFK has announced that he is developing a vaccine against all viruses. Yes, every single one. The whole, uh, "phylum"
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Viruses do not compose a single phylum, among other issues.
they wouldn’t put viruses in raw milk if we weren’t supposed to drink it
November 27, 2024 at 6:27 PM
they wouldn’t put viruses in raw milk if we weren’t supposed to drink it
I hope my wife knows that when I say, “…and it turns out that double-stranded DNA viruses probably evolved completely independently from RNA viruses making them, in a sense, entirely different categories of disease…” what I really mean is, “I love you.”
January 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I hope my wife knows that when I say, “…and it turns out that double-stranded DNA viruses probably evolved completely independently from RNA viruses making them, in a sense, entirely different categories of disease…” what I really mean is, “I love you.”
November 24, 2024 at 6:22 AM
[Dril tweet] “stop writing computer viruses” “no.”
September 17, 2026 at 3:04 AM
[Dril tweet] “stop writing computer viruses” “no.”
Big day for viruses.
February 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Big day for viruses.
Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood
Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood
TALLAHASSEE, FL—In a move that supporters have called a long overdue acknowledgment of the rights that should be accorded to all infectious agents, the Florida Legislature passed HB 1637 Wednesday, a ...
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January 24, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood
Oh, so some viruses are real?
March 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Oh, so some viruses are real?
This is bad news. It suggests reassortment of circulating H5N1 viruses with viruses containing N9 NA.
Although this indicates reassortment with avian viruses, it's still bad. Reassortment makes pandemics. The last 3/4 flu pandemics (and likely 1918 too) were reassortant viruses.
Although this indicates reassortment with avian viruses, it's still bad. Reassortment makes pandemics. The last 3/4 flu pandemics (and likely 1918 too) were reassortant viruses.
1st U.S. case of H5N9 bird flu (different from H5N1) reported on California duck farm
1st U.S. case of H5N9 bird flu reported on California duck farm - National | Globalnews.ca
The United States has reported its first outbreak of H5N9 bird flu in poultry on a duck farm in California, the World Organization for Animal Health (WOAH) said on Monday.
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January 27, 2025 at 10:43 PM
This is bad news. It suggests reassortment of circulating H5N1 viruses with viruses containing N9 NA.
Although this indicates reassortment with avian viruses, it's still bad. Reassortment makes pandemics. The last 3/4 flu pandemics (and likely 1918 too) were reassortant viruses.
Although this indicates reassortment with avian viruses, it's still bad. Reassortment makes pandemics. The last 3/4 flu pandemics (and likely 1918 too) were reassortant viruses.
Dems treated both viruses the same.
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January 25, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Dunno man it seems to me that time to think about germs and viruses is when you’re inside the germs-and-viruses store
July 6, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Dunno man it seems to me that time to think about germs and viruses is when you’re inside the germs-and-viruses store
March 12, 2025 at 11:40 PM
THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania have developed an antiviral chewing gum that may help reduce the spread of viruses. In lab studies, it cut down viral loads of two herpes simplex viruses (HSV-1 and HSV-2) and two influenza A strains (H1N1 and H3N2) by more than 95%. 🧪🧵⬇️
April 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
THIS IS HUGE! Researchers at the University of Pennsylvania have developed an antiviral chewing gum that may help reduce the spread of viruses. In lab studies, it cut down viral loads of two herpes simplex viruses (HSV-1 and HSV-2) and two influenza A strains (H1N1 and H3N2) by more than 95%. 🧪🧵⬇️