#ValleyForged
Everyone's having fun making fun of Kash but it's more fun imagining the porn site usernames of politicians past:

Teddy Roosevelt: bullmoosehung
Jefferson: MountAFella
Washington: valleyforged
JFK: camealot
LBJ: Lyndon Baines Johnson
"Kash Patel's Xvideos account" is one of those cursed phrases I can tell will rattle around in my head forever until I truly go mad
Kash Patel created his XVIDEOS attack on January 6th

I almost had a heart attack I thought it said 2021
March 28, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Utah valley Wolves vs Gonzaga Bulldogs!!

A four-goal flurry in the final 23 minutes saw Utah Valley run away from the Gonzaga Bulldogs for a 4-0 victory on Sunday at America First Field in Sandy.

#GoUVU | #ValleyForged
August 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM