On August 12, 1989, Vampires on Bikini Beach and Reform School Girls were screened as a double-feature on USA Up All Night. Here's some original art inspired by both films!
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And then just like that it’s mercifully over, except for three and a half minutes of bad 80s music over credits.

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A flawed piece of crap from the 80s. 🤷‍♂️

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VE_eYjHcPt8

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“Why am I here?”

Let that quote stand for this entire movie. I imagine most of the people involved said it at some point during this production.

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At this point I’m actually relieved that a random Tubi ad break ju hopped in.

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I kinda feel this thing must’ve been funded as some sort of cocaine money-laundering project in which they embezzled the budget and then counted on a “The Producers” style flop. But I still wish they had paid at least one professional sound person.

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Uh-oh. We’ve got a sincere 80s synth music ballad.

I can’t help but feel some terrible 80s band thought getting their music into this movie was going to be their big break.

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“This is a job for Weird Harold.”

Frankly, that may be the best line in the movie.

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“Book of the Dead” because “Necronomicon” has too many syllables for this movie.

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There are not nearly enough bikinis in this movie.

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