Bathroom vanities are now “national security”.
September 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Bathroom vanities are now “national security”.
The binfire of the vanities.
Piers Corbyn is also standing in Clacton. Lucky lucky Clacton.
July 9, 2026 at 1:08 PM
The binfire of the vanities.
Bonfire of the Bathroom Vanities
September 26, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Bonfire of the Bathroom Vanities
"Bonfire of the Vanities"!
What a great clip!
What a great clip!
October 24, 2024 at 7:10 AM
"Bonfire of the Vanities"!
What a great clip!
What a great clip!
THE DOORMAN, Chris Pavone's wildly entertaining novel of New York, is published today. If you liked THE BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES, this will not disappoint.
May 20, 2025 at 10:49 AM
THE DOORMAN, Chris Pavone's wildly entertaining novel of New York, is published today. If you liked THE BONFIRE OF THE VANITIES, this will not disappoint.
When Trump leaves office, we can crowbar his name off everything and throw it all into a big, raging fire. Call it “The Bonfire of the Vanities.”
December 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
When Trump leaves office, we can crowbar his name off everything and throw it all into a big, raging fire. Call it “The Bonfire of the Vanities.”
Bon Fyre of the Vanities Festival 🤷
June 27, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Bon Fyre of the Vanities Festival 🤷
Only Trump would cite “national security” as his legal basis to impose tariffs on kitchen cabinets and bathroom vanities.
September 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Only Trump would cite “national security” as his legal basis to impose tariffs on kitchen cabinets and bathroom vanities.
This remake of Bonfire of the Vanities sucks
OUR BATHROOM MIRRORS ARE VITAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY
September 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
This remake of Bonfire of the Vanities sucks
All else aside, “Gunfire of the Vanities” is a Pulitzer-worthy headline.
An America destroyed by madness was on full display after the chaos of an assassination attempt at the WCHA dinner, in a nation so numb to gun violence and so drunk on corruption that Trump and journalists wanted to party on
Gunfire of the Vanities: My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...
Gunfire of the Vanities: My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...
Gunfire of the Vanities: Trump dinner shooting defines a violent, unserious America | Will Bunch
Another Trump assassination try leaves dinner guests wanting to party on, in a laughingstock America, numb to violence.
www.inquirer.com
April 26, 2026 at 7:33 PM
All else aside, “Gunfire of the Vanities” is a Pulitzer-worthy headline.
The bonfire of the vanities
(Ask your doctor if it's right for you)
(Ask your doctor if it's right for you)
March 8, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The bonfire of the vanities
(Ask your doctor if it's right for you)
(Ask your doctor if it's right for you)
Can’t wait for Alito and Thomas to explain the national security significance of bathroom vanities and upholstered furniture.
September 26, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Can’t wait for Alito and Thomas to explain the national security significance of bathroom vanities and upholstered furniture.
Bonfire of the Vanities.
September 29, 2026 at 7:58 PM
Bonfire of the Vanities.
An America destroyed by madness was on full display after the chaos of an assassination attempt at the WCHA dinner, in a nation so numb to gun violence and so drunk on corruption that Trump and journalists wanted to party on
Gunfire of the Vanities: My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...
Gunfire of the Vanities: My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...
Gunfire of the Vanities: Trump dinner shooting defines a violent, unserious America | Will Bunch
Another Trump assassination try leaves dinner guests wanting to party on, in a laughingstock America, numb to violence.
www.inquirer.com
April 26, 2026 at 6:08 PM
An America destroyed by madness was on full display after the chaos of an assassination attempt at the WCHA dinner, in a nation so numb to gun violence and so drunk on corruption that Trump and journalists wanted to party on
Gunfire of the Vanities: My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...
Gunfire of the Vanities: My new column www.inquirer.com/opinion/trum...
Remember remember the 5th of November, which is traditionally the day we put that guy Faulks on top of the Bonfire (of the Vanities) 🔥🎇
#BonfireNight #GuyFawkes
#BonfireNight #GuyFawkes
November 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
Remember remember the 5th of November, which is traditionally the day we put that guy Faulks on top of the Bonfire (of the Vanities) 🔥🎇
#BonfireNight #GuyFawkes
#BonfireNight #GuyFawkes
The creepy billionaires want to destroy the U.S. government because it is the only thing big enough to stand in the way of their vanities and ambitions.
February 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The creepy billionaires want to destroy the U.S. government because it is the only thing big enough to stand in the way of their vanities and ambitions.
“Not going to be great” is quite the understatement by Fox here.
October 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
“Not going to be great” is quite the understatement by Fox here.
A country that doesn’t build at least 85% of its own bathroom vanities can never be truly said to be secure.
Not even 20 minutes later and I guess we’re doing 50% tariffs on IKEA for some reason. He’s a man with a plan to make life more expensive and he can’t be stopped.
September 26, 2025 at 2:22 AM
A country that doesn’t build at least 85% of its own bathroom vanities can never be truly said to be secure.
Remember the dead diner at the trendy restaurant in The Bonfire of the Vanities
If this was, in fact, an active shooter situation, treating it like a minor inconvenience so you can go back to your fancy dinner is the most end-stage American capitalism display I could possibly imagine
CNN: The WHCD’s program will resume “shortly”
April 26, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Remember the dead diner at the trendy restaurant in The Bonfire of the Vanities
August 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
“Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher; vanity of vanities, all is vanity.
What remains unto man in all his travail, which he suffers under the sun?
One generation passes, and another succeeds: but the earth remains forever.”
What remains unto man in all his travail, which he suffers under the sun?
One generation passes, and another succeeds: but the earth remains forever.”
September 29, 2026 at 10:57 PM
“Vanity of vanities, saith the Preacher; vanity of vanities, all is vanity.
What remains unto man in all his travail, which he suffers under the sun?
One generation passes, and another succeeds: but the earth remains forever.”
What remains unto man in all his travail, which he suffers under the sun?
One generation passes, and another succeeds: but the earth remains forever.”
Elevating this classic.
Have you read Bonfire of the Vanities?
No.
Which Tom Wolfe book is your favorite?
His latest.
Bonfire of the Vanities?
Yes.
Have you read Bonfire of the Vanities?
No.
Which Tom Wolfe book is your favorite?
His latest.
Bonfire of the Vanities?
Yes.
The worst effing liar I have ever witnessed.
This formed my opinion of him in the late 80s
This formed my opinion of him in the late 80s
April 28, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Elevating this classic.
Have you read Bonfire of the Vanities?
No.
Which Tom Wolfe book is your favorite?
His latest.
Bonfire of the Vanities?
Yes.
Have you read Bonfire of the Vanities?
No.
Which Tom Wolfe book is your favorite?
His latest.
Bonfire of the Vanities?
Yes.
'Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher,
vanity of vanities! All is vanity!' - Ecclesiastes 1
🎨 - All is Vanity, by Charles Allan Gilbert (1892)
#WyrdWednesday
vanity of vanities! All is vanity!' - Ecclesiastes 1
🎨 - All is Vanity, by Charles Allan Gilbert (1892)
#WyrdWednesday
June 17, 2026 at 9:53 AM
'Vanity of vanities, says the Preacher,
vanity of vanities! All is vanity!' - Ecclesiastes 1
🎨 - All is Vanity, by Charles Allan Gilbert (1892)
#WyrdWednesday
vanity of vanities! All is vanity!' - Ecclesiastes 1
🎨 - All is Vanity, by Charles Allan Gilbert (1892)
#WyrdWednesday
Truck and vanities. The guy is deranged.
“We will be imposing a 50% Tariff on all Kitchen Cabinets, Bathroom Vanities, and associated products, starting October 1st, 2025.
Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture.”
Additionally, we will be charging a 30% Tariff on Upholstered Furniture.”
September 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Truck and vanities. The guy is deranged.