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October 1, 2026 at 2:22 PM
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I forgot the veins so I added the veins
December 27, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I forgot the veins so I added the veins
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Happening now in TX: Voters in battleground Tarrant County are telling GOP local officials what they think of their plan to cut 30% of voting locations this year
“Nothing you can do can stop us from removing you in November”
“Nothing you can do can stop us from removing you in November”
September 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM
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Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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"All options have to be on the table" -- Warnock on expanding the Supreme Court
June 14, 2026 at 4:46 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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January 17, 2026 at 3:04 AM
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January 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
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June 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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LMFAO -- Trump is holding an event at the White House right now but there's no audio because the press pool isn't there. The Newsmax host notes that this is an example of Trump's attacks on the press "backfiring just a little bit"
September 22, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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March 25, 2026 at 8:45 PM
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VEINS! they're not that visible but DETAILSSSS
June 10, 2025 at 2:48 PM
VEINS! they're not that visible but DETAILSSSS
Showing off my veins 👀
July 4, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Showing off my veins 👀
Warm, Syrupy Pleasure Coursing Through Man’s Veins After Big Hit Of Mattress https://theonion.com/warm-syrupy-pleasure-coursing-through-man-s-veins-afte-1819579635/
February 20, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Warm, Syrupy Pleasure Coursing Through Man’s Veins After Big Hit Of Mattress https://theonion.com/warm-syrupy-pleasure-coursing-through-man-s-veins-afte-1819579635/
Veins are poking through
February 12, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Veins are poking through
So single I’m now eating snickers upside down for the veins
December 7, 2024 at 9:43 PM
So single I’m now eating snickers upside down for the veins
Man, imagine you're minding your own business, getting kind of drunk with your friends at a picturesque brewery in Maine, when suddenly John Roberts walks by and you get to start heckling him. Must have felt incredible. That's the dream. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...
October 1, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Mamdani: I have been told that this is the occasion to reset expectations, that I should use this opportunity to encourage the people of New York to ask for little and expect even less. I will do no such thing. The only expectation I seek to reset is that of small expectations.
January 1, 2026 at 7:58 PM
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The new Pope didn't tweet once in 2024. In 2025, he's posted 5 times, in which he:
- Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus
- Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies
- Retweeted twice about the Pope's health
- Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG.
- Criticized JD Vance's views on Catholicism and Jesus
- Posted an article opposing Trump's immigration policies
- Retweeted twice about the Pope's health
- Retweeted a criticism of Trump & Bukele's laughter at KAG.
May 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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"Andrew Cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying"
June 25, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Watching ICE agents literally run away from a Mount Laurel Starbucks without their coffee because the neighborhood completely rejected them is pure gold. South Jersey will make you unwelcome every single time you show your faces.
July 19, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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