GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim http://theonion.com/gop-urges-democrats-to-tone-down-rhetoric-used-to-quote-president-verbatim/
June 23, 2026 at 3:00 PM
GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim http://theonion.com/gop-urges-democrats-to-tone-down-rhetoric-used-to-quote-president-verbatim/
Is it an FCC violation to quote the president verbatim? Asking for a friend
April 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
Is it an FCC violation to quote the president verbatim? Asking for a friend
Not a word of this is true. The administration spouts propaganda and the media report it verbatim.
May 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
Not a word of this is true. The administration spouts propaganda and the media report it verbatim.
AIPAC should run this verbatim.
February 28, 2026 at 6:24 PM
AIPAC should run this verbatim.
VERBATIM
YOU SAY THIS VERBATIM
YOU SAY THIS VERBATIM
“I’m am invoking my right to remain silent and I am invoking my right to have an attorney present.”
Then you shut the fuck up.
Then you shut the fuck up.
i want you to practice saying it. “i am invoking my right to remain silent and will not answer questions without an attorney present.” say it out loud. it sounds so simple but when the moment comes, you forget. you’ll be stressed, scared, confused, & want to explain yourself. don’t. it won’t help.
June 14, 2025 at 1:41 PM
VERBATIM
YOU SAY THIS VERBATIM
YOU SAY THIS VERBATIM
Lmao this is not a bit it is a verbatim transcript
October 17, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Lmao this is not a bit it is a verbatim transcript
"This verbatim transcript of a conversation between administration officials is misinformation."
WH calls Signal story a "misinformation campaign," attacks Goldberg and his wife.
March 26, 2025 at 5:45 PM
"This verbatim transcript of a conversation between administration officials is misinformation."
“Stop using President Trump’s words verbatim and out of context.”
“What does verbatim mean?”
“I ain’t know.”
“What does verbatim mean?”
“I ain’t know.”
June 10, 2026 at 10:15 PM
“Stop using President Trump’s words verbatim and out of context.”
“What does verbatim mean?”
“I ain’t know.”
“What does verbatim mean?”
“I ain’t know.”
Pretty hard to canonize someone when quoting them verbatim isn't allowed.
there are a lot of things about our current cultural moment that are extremely depressing but the extent to which the right tried to canonize charlie kirk and managed only to turn him into a meme (derogatory) is genuinely encouraging
New York sculptor spent $100,000 to make a Charlie Kirk statue no one wants to buy
July 21, 2026 at 11:26 AM
Pretty hard to canonize someone when quoting them verbatim isn't allowed.
If you don’t want to be called a Nazi or Hitler, maybe stop quoting him verbatim?
September 30, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If you don’t want to be called a Nazi or Hitler, maybe stop quoting him verbatim?
it's like VERBATIM that meme about adult Catholic converts except they're doing it completely without irony
I'm thinking about all the people googling "Avignon papacy" or looking it up right at Wikipedia, and I love this for all of us.
It gives me hope.
It gives me hope.
April 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
it's like VERBATIM that meme about adult Catholic converts except they're doing it completely without irony
you could say this verbatim about silicon valley. and honestly, if you are a democratic politician reading this, you should!
September 21, 2026 at 4:19 PM
you could say this verbatim about silicon valley. and honestly, if you are a democratic politician reading this, you should!
Bet this raises some controversy. Nothing enrages rightwingers more than quoting them verbatim.
"Lindsey Graham, Proud War Hawk, Has Died. Here He Is in His Own Words"
The South Carolina senator and staunch Trump ally, who passed away suddenly on Saturday night, wanted to 'level' Gaza and invade Cuba, joked about killing Ted Cruz, and salivated over bombing Iran.
My piece for Zeteo today:
The South Carolina senator and staunch Trump ally, who passed away suddenly on Saturday night, wanted to 'level' Gaza and invade Cuba, joked about killing Ted Cruz, and salivated over bombing Iran.
My piece for Zeteo today:
Lindsey Graham, Proud War Hawk, Has Died. Here He Is in His Own Words
The South Carolina senator and staunch Trump ally, who passed away suddenly on Saturday night, wanted to 'level' Gaza and invade Cuba, joked about killing Ted Cruz, and salivated over bombing Iran.
zeteo.com
July 12, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Bet this raises some controversy. Nothing enrages rightwingers more than quoting them verbatim.
this is almost verbatim what some dipshit said on cable news
September 28, 2024 at 11:29 AM
this is almost verbatim what some dipshit said on cable news
Ben: "You're putting words in our mouths."
@briantylercohen.bsky.social: "I read the tweet verbatim."
@briantylercohen.bsky.social: "I read the tweet verbatim."
July 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ben: "You're putting words in our mouths."
@briantylercohen.bsky.social: "I read the tweet verbatim."
@briantylercohen.bsky.social: "I read the tweet verbatim."
Yes I recycled this joke verbatim from 2020
February 8, 2024 at 4:57 AM
Yes I recycled this joke verbatim from 2020
Stripe said verbatim that they don't support adult content so it is time to make them regret it
July 30, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Stripe said verbatim that they don't support adult content so it is time to make them regret it
Sorry I was late to your wedding, my flight was canceled because my pilot posted a Charlie Kirk quote verbatim in the comments of an Instagram Reel.
Hard to think of a more on-the-nose encapsulation of how far the online speech wars have swung in the year of our lord 2025 than major U.S. corporations racing to fire people whose tweets offended Milo Yiannopoulos
September 17, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Sorry I was late to your wedding, my flight was canceled because my pilot posted a Charlie Kirk quote verbatim in the comments of an Instagram Reel.
GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim
GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim
WASHINGTON—Imploring their colleagues across the aisle to be mindful of how the highly charged language might elevate national tensions, congressional Republicans urged Democrats Tuesday to tone down ...
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June 27, 2026 at 6:00 PM
GOP Urges Democrats To Tone Down Rhetoric Used To Quote President Verbatim
it is crazy how these guys are verbatim russian warbloggers circa 2022
July 8, 2026 at 2:14 PM
it is crazy how these guys are verbatim russian warbloggers circa 2022
they're not bigots, but quoting them verbatim is unacceptably offensive
April 23, 2026 at 2:15 PM
they're not bigots, but quoting them verbatim is unacceptably offensive
BBC pushing verbatim Farage’s tweet about “sectarianism”.
Verbatim.
They aren’t even pretending anymore .
Verbatim.
They aren’t even pretending anymore .
February 27, 2026 at 8:55 AM
BBC pushing verbatim Farage’s tweet about “sectarianism”.
Verbatim.
They aren’t even pretending anymore .
Verbatim.
They aren’t even pretending anymore .
Same reason they will print a “gonna” or “wanna” verbatim from a person of colour while cleaning up Trump’s demented rambling.
September 22, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Same reason they will print a “gonna” or “wanna” verbatim from a person of colour while cleaning up Trump’s demented rambling.