‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 8:30 PM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
WASHINGTON—Responding to recent revelations suggesting the prominent economist was a close associate of the late child sex trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, a devastated nation reportedly joined together to...
theonion.com
December 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
‘No! Not Larry Summers!’ Wails Devastated Nation
*wails in dog mom*
November 7, 2025 at 7:43 PM
*wails in dog mom*
Bard Knight 01 🛡️
Dost thou shred? 🎸
Dost thou shred? 🎸
March 3, 2026 at 1:15 AM
Bard Knight 01 🛡️
Dost thou shred? 🎸
Dost thou shred? 🎸
Their size difference wails
February 23, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Their size difference wails
An otherworldly choir of mournful wails echoes through the drainage pipe, followed by the worst smell you can imagine… (wip)✏️🐍💀
May 29, 2025 at 7:20 PM
An otherworldly choir of mournful wails echoes through the drainage pipe, followed by the worst smell you can imagine… (wip)✏️🐍💀
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: October 18 edition" — Eric fails, Donny wails, and so much more...
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this week in stupid: October 18 edition
Eric fails, Donny wails, and so much more...
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October 18, 2025 at 3:15 PM
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: October 18 edition" — Eric fails, Donny wails, and so much more...
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Donald Trump has heard the wails and lamentations of all the Rust Belt communities left behind by neoliberalism, and he has a message for them: fuck you and die
Some additional info on the new list of axed DOE projects circulating.
- All 7 H2 Hubs
- All 13 IRA grants to convert at-risk auto plants to EV mfg
- 11 of 15 grants to speed domestic clean energy mfg in former coal communities
- 10 of 38 grants for battery materials
heatmap.news/politics/doe...
- All 7 H2 Hubs
- All 13 IRA grants to convert at-risk auto plants to EV mfg
- 11 of 15 grants to speed domestic clean energy mfg in former coal communities
- 10 of 38 grants for battery materials
heatmap.news/politics/doe...
Trump to Axe All 7 Hydrogen Hubs, Bucking Bipartisan Law
A new list of Department of Energy grants slated for termination will hit clean energy and oil majors alike, including Exxon and Chevron.
heatmap.news
October 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Donald Trump has heard the wails and lamentations of all the Rust Belt communities left behind by neoliberalism, and he has a message for them: fuck you and die
#deltarune #krusie
Yeah whatever kris trusts susie with their life whatevs its not like i care ((wails
Yeah whatever kris trusts susie with their life whatevs its not like i care ((wails
July 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
#deltarune #krusie
Yeah whatever kris trusts susie with their life whatevs its not like i care ((wails
Yeah whatever kris trusts susie with their life whatevs its not like i care ((wails
and wailing and crumples into a little heap on the floor and holds my plushie and wails and wails and wails
September 19, 2026 at 4:06 PM
and wailing and crumples into a little heap on the floor and holds my plushie and wails and wails and wails
The Outlaw Donny Wails
May 28, 2024 at 1:50 PM
The Outlaw Donny Wails
WHO ELSE WAILS FOR QUAILS
June 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
WHO ELSE WAILS FOR QUAILS
Heard through the ceiling of my apartment tonight:
(cat wailing)
Person: No!!
(cat wails some more)
Person: You do not want that! Spit it out!
(even louder wailing)
Person: That is a potato! You are an obligate carnivore!!
#ahcats #lifeinapartments
(cat wailing)
Person: No!!
(cat wails some more)
Person: You do not want that! Spit it out!
(even louder wailing)
Person: That is a potato! You are an obligate carnivore!!
#ahcats #lifeinapartments
April 4, 2026 at 7:41 AM
Heard through the ceiling of my apartment tonight:
(cat wailing)
Person: No!!
(cat wails some more)
Person: You do not want that! Spit it out!
(even louder wailing)
Person: That is a potato! You are an obligate carnivore!!
#ahcats #lifeinapartments
(cat wailing)
Person: No!!
(cat wails some more)
Person: You do not want that! Spit it out!
(even louder wailing)
Person: That is a potato! You are an obligate carnivore!!
#ahcats #lifeinapartments
wails. i missed you so
January 8, 2025 at 3:21 AM
wails. i missed you so
This is a fair criticism of Joe Biden.
The pardon wails? Nope. This one? Yep.
The pardon wails? Nope. This one? Yep.
It's true it was a malicious political prosecution; it's also true that all the way back in 2019 it was obvious that Hunter Biden would be an easy target and that Joe Biden was sacrificing his damaged son on the altar of his own ego by choosing to run for president
December 2, 2024 at 1:50 AM
This is a fair criticism of Joe Biden.
The pardon wails? Nope. This one? Yep.
The pardon wails? Nope. This one? Yep.
No one jumps, jives and wails anymore.
May 27, 2026 at 10:58 PM
No one jumps, jives and wails anymore.
wails heard and up down the upper west side
July 6, 2024 at 9:39 PM
wails heard and up down the upper west side
Ah, the wails of my childhood
Mel Blanc screams are like Greek fire, we lost the technology to make sounds like this
September 17, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Ah, the wails of my childhood
/thinks about my ship being in love/
/wails/
/wails/
April 27, 2025 at 5:36 PM
/thinks about my ship being in love/
/wails/
/wails/
Prince of wails
November 5, 2024 at 4:04 AM
Prince of wails