#WAPO
get his ass WaPo
President Trump spent months telling voters he was on the ballot in the midterms. But when Republicans suffered historic losses, he insisted he wasn’t.

Trump declared himself on the ballot 63 times before Election Day, a Washington Post analysis found.
Trump publicly said he was on the ballot 63 times. After losses, he says he wasn’t.
Trump declared himself on the ballot — or urged supporters to pretend he was — 63 times before Election Day, a Washington Post analysis found.
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November 5, 2026 at 2:48 AM
It's a bad night to be a data centre.
November 4, 2026 at 4:19 AM
You sure about that, WaPo?
November 5, 2026 at 12:09 AM
From WaPo - if this holds, I’m going to cry!
November 4, 2026 at 2:20 AM
WAPO: “.. Voters in at least 29 jurisdictions across the country passed bans or restrictions on data centers Tuesday, reflecting the widespread public revulsion to the facilities ..”

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November 4, 2026 at 12:42 PM
[WaPo editor knocking at the door, whining]

Guys? Guys, c'mon, lemme in. What did we decide?? Aw, nuts.
November 4, 2026 at 11:59 AM
If I were a total and complete hack I would write the cilizza WaPo era piece on

The Real Winner of 2026? Hasan Piker
November 5, 2026 at 5:03 PM
WAPO
November 6, 2026 at 12:47 PM
The issues were observed by two Washington Post reporters.
Discoloration, Cracks Spotted In Reflecting Pool Coating After Trump Brags About Reno: WaPo
Discoloration, Cracks Spotted In Reflecting Pool Coating After Trump Brags About Reno: WaPo
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November 5, 2026 at 6:26 AM
These maps have the same data but portray a different story entirely. On the left is WaPo, on the right is the NYT.
November 5, 2026 at 1:31 PM
NYT: “DEMOCRATS ROUT G.O.P.”

WSJ: ” DEMOCRATS TAKE CONGRESS IN STUNNING REBUKE OF TRUMP.”

WaPo: “DEMOCRATS RIDE HISTORIC BLUE WAVE.”

POLITICO: “TRUMP’S WHOLE THEORY OF POWER IS IN RUINS.”
Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'
ALT: Star Wars: Kylo Ren Screams 'MORE!!!'
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November 4, 2026 at 11:55 AM
WAPO: Three former federal employees, fired by DOGE, are going to the House as Democratic Representatives.
November 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
WAPO: “.. Elon Musk posted ‘Vote red today!’ early Tuesday morning. By Wednesday, after a midterm sweep that rendered a waste the more than $150 million he'd spent in Texas alone, the post was no longer on his profile.

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November 4, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Bari Weiss's CBS is a different creature, as is Bezos WaPo, as is Ellison's Paramount, etc.
November 4, 2026 at 2:07 PM
BREAKING: The House is laying the groundwork to investigate Trump's use of Musk's AI chatbot, Grok, to plan the military operation and capture of Maduro, per WaPo
November 6, 2026 at 5:57 PM
Kyle Kuzma, future WAPO columnist
November 2, 2026 at 3:14 AM
PLEASE help us find a take worse than the ones I’ve seen in WaPo. At this point I’m just hoping the field can win.
So @davekarpf.bsky.social and I made a bet last night on the @dreamingagainstthemachine.com livestream. I bet that the worst post-election take in a major media outlet would be in WaPo. He bet on Politico. If we're both wrong, we both lose. Please help me find the worst takes!
November 4, 2026 at 9:38 PM
WaPo is staffed almost entirely with Zionist Chuds now…
November 5, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Reflecting Pool already deteriorating after Trump's midterm speech appearance: WaPo #RawStory
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Reflecting Pool already deteriorating after Trump's midterm speech appearance: WaPo
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November 4, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Hmmmm, also WaPo Pitchbot-ing?
November 5, 2026 at 9:55 PM
bringing that wapo opinion podcast energy
November 5, 2026 at 9:08 PM
WaPo gives her a glamour shot
Harmeet Dhillon, hired to fight “woke ideology,” is the first rat off the ship. She swears it’s not about the midterm bloodbath. She just wants more time to terrorize her HOA.
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November 5, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I spent a good amount of the last five years reporting in Texas for WaPo.

The anger over the state’s failures during the power grid catastrophe in 2021, assault on women’s bodily autonomy, increasing scandals with Paxton, and the censorship in universities and schools were all going too far.
November 4, 2026 at 7:42 AM
If you need to laugh until your ribs hurt, read this WaPo skeet
Sen. Susan Collins (R-Maine) greeted supporters at her election party but was a no-show after losing her bid for a sixth term.

Her campaign played Semisonic’s “Closing Time” and began packing up the room without any concession speech.
Election 2026 live updates: Democrats win control of Senate, flipping seats in Texas, Ohio and Iowa
The latest Election Day 2026 news, updates, polls and results as voters decide on key races in battleground states that will determine whether Democrats or Republicans control the U.S. Senate and Hous...
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November 5, 2026 at 2:07 AM
The what party?

WaPo not even pretending to hide their allegiance anymore.
Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-New York) acknowledged that many voters still remain skeptical of the Democrat party — and he pledged to earn their trust by working to bring down the cost of living and address corruption in government.
Election 2026 live updates: Democrats win Congress; Vance breaks with Trump on losses
Democrats have taken control of the House and Senate and are poised to launch a wave of investigations into President Donald Trump's administration.
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November 4, 2026 at 11:39 PM