#WATN
Watn Wetterchen!
February 27, 2026 at 12:58 PM
i watn to eat the laptop airbags
A lot of people don't know this but some high end laptops are equipped with airbags to keep the components safe in case it gets dropped
November 24, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Teufel. Watn Wort. Kann ich nicht ernst nehmen.
October 22, 2024 at 5:22 PM
I love Watn so much... so full of whimsy! (any liquid) and so big!
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
watn los großer
September 19, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Watn dat?
October 23, 2024 at 8:49 PM
i watn to tell jokes BECAUSE there is fascism this shit sucks at least let me die laughing
me: i jsut want to tell jokes with my friends

someoen: oh when there is FASCISM?????????? yuo want to tell jokes when there is FASCISM???????
September 14, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Watn Sonnenaufgang 🥰
Regenbogen 🌈 ohne Regen und ohne Sonne 🥹☝🏼
October 10, 2024 at 5:40 AM
WATN: S07E05 Brandon my 600 pound life where are they now episode recap.
April 3, 2025 at 7:56 PM
i watn to eat the ram sticks
November 7, 2024 at 10:01 PM
changing my name to eileen because i watn someone to,, never mind
October 1, 2025 at 3:25 PM
SCP-5094 "MS. J": good morn-

me [age regressing so hard im about to black out]: DO YO WATN T TO BE MY MOM,
I NEED HER CARNALLY I NEED HER SO BAD
March 28, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Watn Aufwand jetzt hier alle wiederzufinden
October 3, 2023 at 1:44 PM
Watn Haufen. #BlueLZ
May 16, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Sometimes, you just need to service a dragon by giving them a nice, deep throatswabbing.

If you watn an appointment, just sign your name, and we'll get you scheduled for a thorough scrub~

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Voice by @/hitalva.bsky.social
Animation by @/connivingrat.bsky.social
June 27, 2026 at 6:48 AM
rechte haben was gegen woke sein, verlangen aber ständig, dass eins endlich aufwacht

JA WATN NU?
January 25, 2025 at 8:30 AM
Watn scheiß Kutter!

(Neulich im Fluchhafen)
May 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i watn a hug
September 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Working on a crime story and trying to make sure the clues aren't too convenient which is bitterly ironic during a news cycle about emails that read "do yuo watn to come ovr and be pedophiles 2gethr?"
February 3, 2026 at 7:13 PM
those dole whip pineapple cups from costco are so good I wish I had a freezer full of just those. I could eat all of them. she watn the pinaple 🍍
March 30, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Unser Omma hat immer gesagt: „Gezz komm ersma rein.“
„Hier, iss. Habbich grade frisch gekocht.“
„Dat hat der gesacht? Watn feigen Willi!“
„Weiß deine Mutta, woe biss?“
March 4, 2024 at 9:42 PM
Who gave Watn all that water!? come on, I'm not mad... I'm happy!

#hyper #honeypot #inflatable #waterinflation #bugabdomen
December 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM