#WHITESHOES
August 25, 2026 at 6:13 PM
I'm tangled, can you help me? 🥹 👉🏻👈🏻

#jock #puppyplay #puppygear #humanpup #gaypuppy #gayman #whiteshoes #whitesocks
March 14, 2025 at 9:22 AM
i quit smoking last week & haven't killed anyone yet

Saint Whiteshoes has a nice ring to it
October 6, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Why isn’t thee Michael Whiteshoes a MacArthur Fellow?

He’s a genius in my book
feeling poetic today...

roses are red
violets are blue
can't that dumb MFer
have a heart attack or two
October 2, 2026 at 3:01 AM
James Last - Einsamer Hirte (1977)
YouTube video by Whiteshoes movies
youtu.be
June 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
From my husband's collection- hope you like 😊

#Milf #Whiteoutfit #Whitestockings #Whiteshoes #Heels
September 19, 2026 at 2:23 PM
November 3, 2025 at 10:14 AM
November 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
James Last - Einsamer Hirte (1977)
YouTube video by Whiteshoes movies
youtu.be
May 30, 2026 at 10:31 PM
My Dad’s nickname is Whiteshoes after Billy ‘Whiteshoes’ Johnson. He abides no rules
May 26, 2026 at 3:21 AM
From the Official Desk of Whiteshoes:

Executive Order 3/26/25

One "Joke Explainer" will be sacrificed to the skeet gods every friday at 4:20 EST. This action will continue until morale improves.

Thank You for your attention to this matter of national security.

whiteshoes
March 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
February 14, 2026 at 12:16 AM
15 yrs ago today with Junior Samples (RIP) outside of a cafe in brooklyn i built

yes, that hoodie says "whiteshoes" on it😂
May 27, 2026 at 10:07 PM
not quite sure what night shift whiteshoes is up to...went to bed sockless but woke up with one sock on & one on the pillow next to me...?
December 12, 2024 at 10:21 AM
January 15, 2026 at 9:06 PM
June 17, 2025 at 1:08 AM
hi, i'm whiteshoes & i mostly scribble robots. here's my latest
#art #bskyart🎨 #robots #bsnm
bsky.app/profile/mich...
i finally took a pic of the updated final...up for grabs 11x14" marker on fancy paper $150 + shipping

#art #bskyart🎨 #bsnm #robots
November 14, 2024 at 6:55 PM
baby whiteshoes
January 27, 2025 at 10:47 PM
just had a lovely visit to the urologist where they stuck things where things weren't supposed to go...& it was a new piece of equipment so there was an audience for the whiteshoes bait & tackle show

not a fan
0/10 would not recommend
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
just my luck thunderstorm duststorm wombo combo on the drive home :') AND i was wearing whiteshoes....
August 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
My hip hop name would be Whiteshoes
obv
My hip hop name would D-Nah
My hip hop name would McPale
September 18, 2025 at 5:05 AM