You know who we forgot about, impeachment-wise?
November 11, 2026 at 1:34 AM
You know who we forgot about, impeachment-wise?
Once again, Jon Stewart has the right idea. He's a wise fella.
November 8, 2026 at 11:32 PM
Once again, Jon Stewart has the right idea. He's a wise fella.
John Kennedy: "A smart man washes his hands after he urinates. A wise man doesn't urinate on his hands."
November 12, 2026 at 2:20 AM
John Kennedy: "A smart man washes his hands after he urinates. A wise man doesn't urinate on his hands."
uh-oh manato is in heat!! good thing wise is always by his side💦 #komanomanato #wise
November 11, 2026 at 9:32 PM
uh-oh manato is in heat!! good thing wise is always by his side💦 #komanomanato #wise
A wise woman doesn't piss
WAIT
WAIT
John Kennedy: "A smart man washes his hands after he urinates. A wise man doesn't urinate on his hands."
November 12, 2026 at 3:10 AM
A wise woman doesn't piss
WAIT
WAIT
early votes are bad, late votes are bad, gotta hit that sweet vote spot time wise
Q: Do you believe the midterms were rigged?
TRUMP: Well I think the numbers were terrible in terms of those early votes. You look at all those early votes.
TRUMP: Well I think the numbers were terrible in terms of those early votes. You look at all those early votes.
November 9, 2026 at 10:18 PM
early votes are bad, late votes are bad, gotta hit that sweet vote spot time wise
It definitely tracks that a Republican senator thinks the threshold for "wise" is not peeing on yourself.
John Kennedy: "A smart man washes his hands after he urinates. A wise man doesn't urinate on his hands."
November 12, 2026 at 2:54 AM
It definitely tracks that a Republican senator thinks the threshold for "wise" is not peeing on yourself.
A Schumer recruit, in case you still think it's wise to keep that jabroni at the wheel of the ship
While she remained out of sight to reporters, it turns out Haley Stevens spent Monday’s vote series in the Republican cloakroom just off of the House floor, multiple sources told The Washington Sun.
Haley Stevens Was in the Republican Cloakroom for Congress’ First Votes Back Since the Election
Reporters didn’t see the Michigan Democrat on the first day back in session since the midterms, but the House clerk recorded two “yea” votes from her.
www.washingtonsun.com
November 10, 2026 at 3:03 AM
A Schumer recruit, in case you still think it's wise to keep that jabroni at the wheel of the ship
Ivysaur flat sale, 310$, 290$ with WISE
November 8, 2026 at 6:44 AM
Ivysaur flat sale, 310$, 290$ with WISE
maybe tomorrow i'll feel better motivation-wise
November 12, 2026 at 8:13 AM
maybe tomorrow i'll feel better motivation-wise
A truly wise man doesn’t touch anything touched by the ostensibly wise man who doesn’t wash his hands
John Kennedy: "A smart man washes his hands after he urinates. A wise man doesn't urinate on his hands."
November 12, 2026 at 3:28 AM
A truly wise man doesn’t touch anything touched by the ostensibly wise man who doesn’t wash his hands
Morning fellow gamers.
Gaming wise it's whatever till the 19th 🚗🚓
Weather wise 🙃
It's cold,
my brain loves this.
My bones hate this.
... 🤔
Wise! 🦉
Stay nice and be hydrated you beautiful human's. 💜
Gaming wise it's whatever till the 19th 🚗🚓
Weather wise 🙃
It's cold,
my brain loves this.
My bones hate this.
... 🤔
Wise! 🦉
Stay nice and be hydrated you beautiful human's. 💜
November 11, 2026 at 10:23 AM
Morning fellow gamers.
Gaming wise it's whatever till the 19th 🚗🚓
Weather wise 🙃
It's cold,
my brain loves this.
My bones hate this.
... 🤔
Wise! 🦉
Stay nice and be hydrated you beautiful human's. 💜
Gaming wise it's whatever till the 19th 🚗🚓
Weather wise 🙃
It's cold,
my brain loves this.
My bones hate this.
... 🤔
Wise! 🦉
Stay nice and be hydrated you beautiful human's. 💜
ansem the wise and king mickey
November 7, 2026 at 1:34 PM
ansem the wise and king mickey
And he thinks that makes him wise.
November 12, 2026 at 3:37 AM
And he thinks that makes him wise.
wise mystical tree knight
knight 77/99
knight 77/99
November 8, 2026 at 1:53 PM
wise mystical tree knight
knight 77/99
knight 77/99
A wise man washes his hands whether he pisses on them or not, Senator. Your folksy routine doesn't make a bad argument wise. It just makes bad reasoning sound Southern. 🦂
November 12, 2026 at 2:42 AM
A wise man washes his hands whether he pisses on them or not, Senator. Your folksy routine doesn't make a bad argument wise. It just makes bad reasoning sound Southern. 🦂
Being basic on Titzen Tuesday
November 10, 2026 at 12:43 PM
Being basic on Titzen Tuesday
Yep because they have more sexist anti-trans and racist pieces of shit percentage-wise than the US.
November 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Yep because they have more sexist anti-trans and racist pieces of shit percentage-wise than the US.
Excellent advice, Zorro. You look like a wise cat.
Zorro made me buy Everything Will Swallow You. (The free shipping is a gift to us in Australia.)
November 8, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Excellent advice, Zorro. You look like a wise cat.
if a bunch of progressive candidates run and lose, that's proof their approach doesn't work, and so we should keep the wise centrist leaders. if a bunch of progressive candidates run and win, that's proof the party is doing well, and so we should keep the wise centrist leaders
November 8, 2026 at 1:41 PM
if a bunch of progressive candidates run and lose, that's proof their approach doesn't work, and so we should keep the wise centrist leaders. if a bunch of progressive candidates run and win, that's proof the party is doing well, and so we should keep the wise centrist leaders
David Wise NEVER misses
November 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
David Wise NEVER misses
the wise woman knows when she is cooked
November 11, 2026 at 3:41 AM
the wise woman knows when she is cooked
this guy's name is French for "Wise Stone" i'd never fire him
🚨🔴🔵 Crystal Palace have sacked Pierre Sage, decision made on Monday and confirmed.
Sage wants a break after Palace job, nothing advanced with RC Lens.
Thomas Frank leads the candidates list for replacement, as @SamiMokbel_BBC reports.
Sage wants a break after Palace job, nothing advanced with RC Lens.
Thomas Frank leads the candidates list for replacement, as @SamiMokbel_BBC reports.
November 12, 2026 at 12:39 PM
this guy's name is French for "Wise Stone" i'd never fire him