My Wife and Kids, 2000
September 4, 2024 at 12:48 PM
My Wife and Kids, 2000
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
May 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
guard: [looking away] fine
wife: did something happen?
guard: [tearing up] no
wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?
Transforming Wife
September 21, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Transforming Wife
chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back
August 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
chatgpt 5 bring wife back. How bring wife back
Wife Thoughts
September 7, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Wife Thoughts
Happy first anniversary to my first wife 😍
September 27, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Happy first anniversary to my first wife 😍
Headlines calling Simone Biles an "NFL wife" is like saying that Beyonce is a record producer's wife.
June 10, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Headlines calling Simone Biles an "NFL wife" is like saying that Beyonce is a record producer's wife.
Oh, honey . . . You can’t even get your wife back.
June 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Oh, honey . . . You can’t even get your wife back.
My wife sent me this
September 1, 2024 at 6:14 PM
My wife sent me this
Bite the Wife
September 18, 2026 at 6:45 PM
Bite the Wife
HUGE wife. Absolutely MASSIVE Scottish wife.
August 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
HUGE wife. Absolutely MASSIVE Scottish wife.
been rewatching yugioh (again)... mai wife...
September 29, 2025 at 11:09 PM
been rewatching yugioh (again)... mai wife...
she has merch of her own wife #deltarune
September 27, 2026 at 3:19 PM
she has merch of her own wife #deltarune
make local coop to play with wife
February 15, 2026 at 7:13 PM
make local coop to play with wife
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
Wife: So you went to the party all by yourself?
Me: Yes
Wife: And you stayed three whole hours?
Me: Yes
Wife: Even though I wasn’t there to make you stay?
Me: Yes
Wife: And now you don’t want to talk to other people until?
Me: March-ish
Me: Yes
Wife: And you stayed three whole hours?
Me: Yes
Wife: Even though I wasn’t there to make you stay?
Me: Yes
Wife: And now you don’t want to talk to other people until?
Me: March-ish
December 15, 2024 at 5:17 AM
Wife: So you went to the party all by yourself?
Me: Yes
Wife: And you stayed three whole hours?
Me: Yes
Wife: Even though I wasn’t there to make you stay?
Me: Yes
Wife: And now you don’t want to talk to other people until?
Me: March-ish
Me: Yes
Wife: And you stayed three whole hours?
Me: Yes
Wife: Even though I wasn’t there to make you stay?
Me: Yes
Wife: And now you don’t want to talk to other people until?
Me: March-ish
Ride Wife. Life Good.
February 4, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Ride Wife. Life Good.
NFL WIFE???????????
SIMONE MULTI-GOLD MEDALIST BILES AND YALL CALL HER NFL WIFE?????????????????????
@yahoosports.bsky.social FIX THIS SHIT NOW YOU WEIRDOS.
SIMONE MULTI-GOLD MEDALIST BILES AND YALL CALL HER NFL WIFE?????????????????????
@yahoosports.bsky.social FIX THIS SHIT NOW YOU WEIRDOS.
Imagine being the most decorated gymnast in history, almost dying, and media referring to you as “NFL Wife” as your greatest achievement.😑 Misogyny is a helluva drug. Smh.
Truly hope Simone is safe and makes a full recovery. What a horrible experience.
Truly hope Simone is safe and makes a full recovery. What a horrible experience.
June 9, 2026 at 1:40 AM
NFL WIFE???????????
SIMONE MULTI-GOLD MEDALIST BILES AND YALL CALL HER NFL WIFE?????????????????????
@yahoosports.bsky.social FIX THIS SHIT NOW YOU WEIRDOS.
SIMONE MULTI-GOLD MEDALIST BILES AND YALL CALL HER NFL WIFE?????????????????????
@yahoosports.bsky.social FIX THIS SHIT NOW YOU WEIRDOS.
NFL WIFE??????????
Imagine being the most decorated gymnast in history, almost dying, and media referring to you as “NFL Wife” as your greatest achievement.😑 Misogyny is a helluva drug. Smh.
Truly hope Simone is safe and makes a full recovery. What a horrible experience.
Truly hope Simone is safe and makes a full recovery. What a horrible experience.
June 9, 2026 at 12:41 AM
NFL WIFE??????????