#Waitresss
As I'm paying at WaHo earlier:

Waitresss "Question. Y'all are a couple, right?"
Me: "Yes."
Waitress: "Oh ok. I'll make a note of that so I stop asking if it's 1 ticket or separate. My girlfriend and I get that alot too and it always makes me a little >_> so I'll remember next time."

Like...awww. 💕
June 28, 2026 at 6:01 PM
May 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Welcome back great waitresss 💗😊🙏🏿
October 17, 2024 at 4:38 PM
I can't help thinking there is a direct relation between being the type of waitress who listens to conversations to gain information to contact your employer for a non-work related transgression and being the type of waitresss who didn't get a tip?
October 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
yeah someone is going to slasher murder all those teens but the diner waitresss will uncover the terrible secret pf this small calidornia town
August 7, 2026 at 8:33 AM
WAITRESSS I'M WINCHESTER!!!
February 2, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Our waitresss just moved here from Hackensack, hasn't been back, is asking us about the NJ she misses, asking us for all our PNW tips and tricks and special spots, and I love every single thing about this entire experience.
November 24, 2024 at 7:33 PM
Not sure my back could handle banging one cocktail waitresss let alone two at a time
July 17, 2026 at 6:55 PM
BOOKKKKSSS!!!!!!!!
May 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
3! 3! 3!! Gimme a number 3 please!
waitresss!!!!
July 16, 2025 at 8:20 PM
again, per my thing at the start about not actually knowing for definite if he said he'd murder the waitresss at the bar because she didnt respond to it, which could be down to Anything, really
June 4, 2026 at 12:53 PM
I think the waitresss at the dentist office wants to go freaky with me 😳
January 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
My August 2015 interview with Christina Perri: “I’m writing just about every time I have a big feeling. If I’m having a really good one or a bad one or anywhere in between that’s a little overwhelming, I’m going to write a song about it.”
#FromTheArchives

www.dailynews.com/2015/08/20/c...
Christina Perri goes from waitresss to songstress, on tour with Colbie Caillat
Christina Perri loves to surprise.While many of the pop singer-songwriter’s biggest hits are downbeat, she’s anything but in person. Yet, while the body art she sports makes her appea…
www.dailynews.com
May 28, 2024 at 3:31 AM
.@lqpharriet So, uh, you made the @guardian. @toby_etc has way too much fun writing for it. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/22/new-zealand-prime-minister-john-key-apologises-for-pulling-waitresss-hair
New Zealand prime minister John Key apologises for pullin...
Apology comes after Auckland waitress revealed that the P...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2024 at 9:53 PM
(NZ PM) making "scary, suspense sound effects, like the music from the movie Jaws", while pulling waitress's hair. <a href="http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/22/new-zealand-prime-minister-john-key-apologises-for-pulling-waitresss-hair" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/apr/22/new-zealand-prime-minister-john-key-apologises-for-pulling-waitresss-hair
New Zealand prime minister John Key apologises for pullin...
Apology comes after Auckland waitress revealed that the P...
www.theguardian.com
November 18, 2024 at 6:21 AM