Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
November 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
let's stay together
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
let's stay together
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: 'When you lock things up…you don't sell as many of them’
Walgreens' CEO talked about the flip side of investing in increased security on a recent earnings call.
fortune.com
January 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Walgreens CEO says anti-shoplifting strategy backfired: ‘When you lock things up…you don’t sell as many of them’
After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
December 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
After buying it for $18.8 billion, Walgreens' new private equity owner has eliminated paid holidays for all hourly workers on Christmas and New Year's.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
Last year, Walgreens had a CEO-to-Worker pay gap of 410 to 1.
Corporate greed that would make even Scrooge blush.
Walgreens To Begin Keeping Most Valuable Employees Behind Glass
January 15, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Walgreens To Begin Keeping Most Valuable Employees Behind Glass
Walgreens Unveils New Line Of Shrink-Wrapped Sandwiches To Grab When Something Has Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong theonion.com/walgree...
June 2, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Walgreens Unveils New Line Of Shrink-Wrapped Sandwiches To Grab When Something Has Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong theonion.com/walgree...
Private equity firm Sycamore Partners bought Walgreens.
Now Walgreens has stopped giving most workers paid vacation on Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays.
Private equity takeovers are a disaster for workers, and customers.
Now Walgreens has stopped giving most workers paid vacation on Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays.
Private equity takeovers are a disaster for workers, and customers.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Private equity firm Sycamore Partners bought Walgreens.
Now Walgreens has stopped giving most workers paid vacation on Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays.
Private equity takeovers are a disaster for workers, and customers.
Now Walgreens has stopped giving most workers paid vacation on Thanksgiving, Christmas and other major holidays.
Private equity takeovers are a disaster for workers, and customers.
ICE on Walgreens Property in Chicago grabbing another BLACK citizen! This isn’t about deporting criminals.
October 14, 2025 at 9:24 PM
ICE on Walgreens Property in Chicago grabbing another BLACK citizen! This isn’t about deporting criminals.
NEWS: Walgreens just got taken over by private equity.
Private equity has a record of running companies into the ground.
Walgreens could be the latest victim: closing more stores, service plummeting, workers losing their jobs, and eventually bankruptcy.
Private equity has a record of running companies into the ground.
Walgreens could be the latest victim: closing more stores, service plummeting, workers losing their jobs, and eventually bankruptcy.
August 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
NEWS: Walgreens just got taken over by private equity.
Private equity has a record of running companies into the ground.
Walgreens could be the latest victim: closing more stores, service plummeting, workers losing their jobs, and eventually bankruptcy.
Private equity has a record of running companies into the ground.
Walgreens could be the latest victim: closing more stores, service plummeting, workers losing their jobs, and eventually bankruptcy.
it's a truth universally acknowledged that everyone thinks their walgreens is the worst walgreens
November 26, 2024 at 5:27 PM
it's a truth universally acknowledged that everyone thinks their walgreens is the worst walgreens
Walgreens Manager Certain Dead Father Would Have Been Proud Of Crest Toothpaste Display theonion.com/walgree...
June 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Walgreens Manager Certain Dead Father Would Have Been Proud Of Crest Toothpaste Display theonion.com/walgree...
anyone wanna smoke clove cigarettes in the Walgreens parking lot?
January 9, 2026 at 4:52 AM
anyone wanna smoke clove cigarettes in the Walgreens parking lot?
Want something as much as Walgreens wants me to take the shingles vaccine
(I already took it Walgreens, settle down)
(I already took it Walgreens, settle down)
April 17, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Want something as much as Walgreens wants me to take the shingles vaccine
(I already took it Walgreens, settle down)
(I already took it Walgreens, settle down)
I prefer being nude when I weigh myself so if that bothers you please find yourself another Walgreens.
August 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I prefer being nude when I weigh myself so if that bothers you please find yourself another Walgreens.
Remember everyone
March 2, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Remember everyone
That puts Walgreens on deathwatch
BREAKING: Walgreens to be acquired by private equity firm for $10 billion
Walgreens to be acquired by private equity firm for $10 billion
The company will continue to operate under the names Walgreens, and Boots in the U.K., and its headquarters will remain in the Chicago area, according to a news release.
www.chicagotribune.com
March 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
That puts Walgreens on deathwatch
I weigh myself when I'm nude so if that bothers you please find yourself another Walgreens.
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I weigh myself when I'm nude so if that bothers you please find yourself another Walgreens.
RIP Walgreens
NEW YORK (AP) — Walgreens agrees to be acquired by private equity firm for almost $10 billion.
March 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
RIP Walgreens
Walgreens has officially been bought out by private equity.
Walgreens Boots Alliance has become a private company, with private equity firm Sycamore Partners acquiring the retail pharmacy giant.
Walgreens Boots Alliance has become a private company, with private equity firm Sycamore Partners acquiring the retail pharmacy giant.
August 28, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Walgreens has officially been bought out by private equity.
Walgreens Boots Alliance has become a private company, with private equity firm Sycamore Partners acquiring the retail pharmacy giant.
Walgreens Boots Alliance has become a private company, with private equity firm Sycamore Partners acquiring the retail pharmacy giant.
Walgreens refused this 22 year old, who was having an attack. He died in his car in Walgreens parking lot.😭😭
May 31, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Walgreens refused this 22 year old, who was having an attack. He died in his car in Walgreens parking lot.😭😭
So Walgreens is going out of business
BREAKING: Walgreens to be acquired by private equity firm for $10 billion
Walgreens to be acquired by private equity firm for $10 billion
The company will continue to operate under the names Walgreens, and Boots in the U.K., and its headquarters will remain in the Chicago area, according to a news release.
www.chicagotribune.com
March 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
So Walgreens is going out of business
RIP Walgreens. You were often closer by than other stores.
Walgreens has officially been bought out by private equity.
Walgreens Boots Alliance has become a private company, with private equity firm Sycamore Partners acquiring the retail pharmacy giant.
Walgreens Boots Alliance has become a private company, with private equity firm Sycamore Partners acquiring the retail pharmacy giant.
August 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
RIP Walgreens. You were often closer by than other stores.
The Walgreens CEO being like "Whoops! Turns out nobody wants to shop at a store where the products are impossible to access!" illustrates how so many companies disregard the customer experience. I literally don't care if people shoplift from Walgreens. Stop making it my problem.
January 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
The Walgreens CEO being like "Whoops! Turns out nobody wants to shop at a store where the products are impossible to access!" illustrates how so many companies disregard the customer experience. I literally don't care if people shoplift from Walgreens. Stop making it my problem.