#WantonWriterThoughts Not to brag, but I own and island. It's in my kitchen, but still…
December 12, 2025 at 2:00 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts Not to brag, but I own and island. It's in my kitchen, but still…
#WantonWriterThoughts An Irishman walks out of a bar… Yes, it really could happen!
December 5, 2025 at 2:01 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts An Irishman walks out of a bar… Yes, it really could happen!
#WantonWriterThoughts If you took 50% off a Black Friday dad joke, you’d just have a punch line.
November 28, 2025 at 2:01 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts If you took 50% off a Black Friday dad joke, you’d just have a punch line.
#WantonWriterThoughts Helen Keller walks into a bar, and then a table, and then a chair…….
November 21, 2025 at 2:01 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts Helen Keller walks into a bar, and then a table, and then a chair…….
#WantonWriterThoughts A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “I’ll have five beers, please.”
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says, “I’ll have five beers, please.”
#WantonWriterThoughts A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you. You can’t hold your liquor."
November 7, 2025 at 2:01 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A skeleton walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’m sorry, but I can’t serve you. You can’t hold your liquor."
#WantonWriterThoughts I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume. I want people to know I have guts.
October 31, 2025 at 2:01 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts I didn’t want to play it safe with a skeleton costume. I want people to know I have guts.
#WantonWriterThoughts A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.”
October 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve spirits here.”
#WantonWriterThoughts An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do I come here often?”
October 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts An amnesiac walks into a bar and asks the bartender, “Do I come here often?”
#WantonWriterThoughts A brain walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. The bartender says, “I’m not serving you; you’re out of your skull!”
October 10, 2025 at 4:01 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A brain walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer. The bartender says, “I’m not serving you; you’re out of your skull!”
#WantonWriterThoughts A skeleton walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says, “I’ll have a beer and a mop.”
October 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A skeleton walks into a bar. He walks up to the bartender and says, “I’ll have a beer and a mop.”
#WantonWriterThoughts The last man on earth walks into a bar, and says “Drink, I’d like another bartender.”
October 3, 2025 at 2:01 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts The last man on earth walks into a bar, and says “Drink, I’d like another bartender.”
#WantonWriterThoughts Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “I can’t serve you,” replies the bartender. “You’re Bard!”
October 1, 2025 at 2:02 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts Shakespeare walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. “I can’t serve you,” replies the bartender. “You’re Bard!”
#WantonWriterThoughts What if money didn't exist?
September 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts What if money didn't exist?
#WantonWriterThoughts Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”
September 29, 2025 at 2:01 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, “Olive or twist?”
#WantonWriterThoughts A taco walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve tacos here!” The taco replies, “That’s okay, I just came in for a margarita.”
September 26, 2025 at 2:01 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A taco walks into a bar. The bartender says, “We don’t serve tacos here!” The taco replies, “That’s okay, I just came in for a margarita.”
#WantonWriterThoughts A cat walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender asks, “Are you going to drink it, or just knock it over on purpose?”
September 24, 2025 at 2:02 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A cat walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. The bartender asks, “Are you going to drink it, or just knock it over on purpose?”
#WantonWriterThoughts A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re quite a celebrity around here. We’ve even got a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You’ve got a drink named Steve?”
September 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A grasshopper hops into a bar. The bartender says, “You’re quite a celebrity around here. We’ve even got a drink named after you.” The grasshopper says, “You’ve got a drink named Steve?”
#WantonWriterThoughts A crow wearing a pearl necklace walks into a bar and orders a drink. “I’ve never seen a crow wearing pearls before,” says the bartender. “What do you expect with basic black?” asks the crow.
September 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A crow wearing a pearl necklace walks into a bar and orders a drink. “I’ve never seen a crow wearing pearls before,” says the bartender. “What do you expect with basic black?” asks the crow.
#WantonWriterThoughts A baby calf walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve him because he was underage. Insulted, the calf says, “FINE, I’ll drink in some udder place.”
September 17, 2025 at 2:01 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A baby calf walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve him because he was underage. Insulted, the calf says, “FINE, I’ll drink in some udder place.”
#WantonWriterThoughts A dachshund walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, pour me a long one.”
September 15, 2025 at 2:00 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A dachshund walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, pour me a long one.”
#WantonWriterThoughts A goldfish walks into a bar and looks at the bartender. The bartender asks, “What can I get you?” The goldfish says, “Water.”
September 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A goldfish walks into a bar and looks at the bartender. The bartender asks, “What can I get you?” The goldfish says, “Water.”
#WantonWriterThoughts A penguin walked into a bar and asked the bartender if he’d seen his brother. The bartender replied, “I’m not sure, what does he look like?”
September 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A penguin walked into a bar and asked the bartender if he’d seen his brother. The bartender replied, “I’m not sure, what does he look like?”
#WantonWriterThoughts An egg and a piece of toast walk into a bar together. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
September 8, 2025 at 2:00 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts An egg and a piece of toast walk into a bar together. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve breakfast here.”
#WantonWriterThoughts A chicken and an egg walk into a bar and the bartender asks, “Who’s first?”
September 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
#WantonWriterThoughts A chicken and an egg walk into a bar and the bartender asks, “Who’s first?”