Good Mood Wasted On Coworkers
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Simple, to the point, no wasted words.
August 10, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Simple, to the point, no wasted words.
Waste society. Wasted human consciousness. Wasted human lives and time. It’s sad
September 24, 2026 at 4:49 PM
Waste society. Wasted human consciousness. Wasted human lives and time. It’s sad
I've wasted my life...
GOP Rep. Marlin Stutzman claims that inflation over 4 percent (a three year high!) is "just a sign of a strong economy"
June 25, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I've wasted my life...
Canada wasted no time responding to Trump’s proposal.
January 8, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Canada wasted no time responding to Trump’s proposal.
God wasted a perfectly good asshole when He put teeth in her mouth.
May 1, 2025 at 4:26 AM
God wasted a perfectly good asshole when He put teeth in her mouth.
I wasted my first vote on Reagan. Fooled me once.
September 10, 2026 at 10:35 AM
I wasted my first vote on Reagan. Fooled me once.
A wasted FBI Director. On the job always. And wasted.
Was he wasted when there was a terrorist attack in DC and two National
Guard soldiers were shot in the head???
Or when Savannah Guthrie’s mom was abducted??
Was he wasted when there was a terrorist attack in DC and two National
Guard soldiers were shot in the head???
Or when Savannah Guthrie’s mom was abducted??
April 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
A wasted FBI Director. On the job always. And wasted.
Was he wasted when there was a terrorist attack in DC and two National
Guard soldiers were shot in the head???
Or when Savannah Guthrie’s mom was abducted??
Was he wasted when there was a terrorist attack in DC and two National
Guard soldiers were shot in the head???
Or when Savannah Guthrie’s mom was abducted??
Just our tax dollars being wasted on the dumbest stuff
September 2, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Just our tax dollars being wasted on the dumbest stuff
They wasted soooooooo much money.
This account will be equal parts hopeful and gloating for the rest of the evening. To that end: Pour one out for the pile of NYC billionaire money that was utterly incinerated tonight!
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
They wasted soooooooo much money.
Can they repay taxpayers for the fuel they wasted during their joy ride?
March 31, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Can they repay taxpayers for the fuel they wasted during their joy ride?
He wasted no time...
March 5, 2026 at 8:48 PM
He wasted no time...
Looks like time wasn’t the only thing wasted last night
Secretary of State Marco Rubio at UFC in Miami tonight as diplomatic negotiations with Iran fail
(Julia Demaree Nikhinson/AFP via Getty)
(Julia Demaree Nikhinson/AFP via Getty)
April 12, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Looks like time wasn’t the only thing wasted last night
Stay away from corporate.
Creativity is wasted on them.
Creativity is wasted on them.
September 24, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Stay away from corporate.
Creativity is wasted on them.
Creativity is wasted on them.
Walz unbound truly is something to behold. His talents were wasted by an over-cautious campaign.
Gov. Walz, "There’s nothing conservative about an unelected South African nepo baby firing people at the VA."
March 15, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Walz unbound truly is something to behold. His talents were wasted by an over-cautious campaign.
Months of Effort, Wasted. #theowlhouse #toh
May 3, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Months of Effort, Wasted. #theowlhouse #toh
WASTED NO TIME
June 14, 2026 at 3:43 AM
WASTED NO TIME
Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters
Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters
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February 20, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Expert Wasted Entire Life Studying Anteaters
Some words of wisdom from Keanu Reeves
via WASTED
via WASTED
October 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Some words of wisdom from Keanu Reeves
via WASTED
via WASTED
How much US taxpayer's money has now been wasted by Space X?
March 7, 2025 at 10:39 AM
How much US taxpayer's money has now been wasted by Space X?