"He's definitely gonna buy one" -- Leavitt says that Trump plans to do a promotional event for Tesla at the White House today

today i learned that ski jumpers' heavily regulated ski suits are measured by taking a 3d scan of the size of the skiier's genitals and now some skiiers are being accused of shooting hylauronic acid into their dongs to get more favorable measurements www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...

Deleted the “headphones on public transport are good” because it’s got to the stage where people are like “but what if that kid has to listen to their videos out loud because otherwise the entire train will blow up? what then? What if that child is Henry VIII reincarnate and it’s his divine right”