#WeaponsOfMassMasterbation
Is anyone taking bets on how many of these Chuds injure themselves with these? #ShockGloves. Never have I ever wished #ICE more time for #SelfPleasuring then now. #WeaponsOfMassMasterbation
$20M for ICE shock gloves.
Look normal… until pure searing pain rips through your body on contact. No marks. Forced submission in seconds.
Aimed at protesters. This isn’t de-escalation — it’s cruelty with a budget.
Share this. Don’t normalize shocking citizens.
August 23, 2026 at 9:50 PM