It’s April 2027. The U.S. is at war with Denmark, trying to annex Greenland. Gas is $9.47 a gallon. Elno Crust is a head in a jar on top of a bowl of ketamine. The presidential limo is a Cybertruck. And National Warning Service WeatherHell just issued a PDS tornado warning sponsored by MyPillow.
March 15, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It’s April 2027. The U.S. is at war with Denmark, trying to annex Greenland. Gas is $9.47 a gallon. Elno Crust is a head in a jar on top of a bowl of ketamine. The presidential limo is a Cybertruck. And National Warning Service WeatherHell just issued a PDS tornado warning sponsored by MyPillow.
GAH! Not that damned #WintryMix again. #NYCwx
To paraphrase an old friend, it's NOT a delightful mix of cashews, hazelnuts, and macadamias, but instead -- an icy, slushy deathtrap, esp. in a walking city like #NYC ❄️🌨🧊 #WeatherHell
www.nbcnewyork.com/weather/stor...
To paraphrase an old friend, it's NOT a delightful mix of cashews, hazelnuts, and macadamias, but instead -- an icy, slushy deathtrap, esp. in a walking city like #NYC ❄️🌨🧊 #WeatherHell
www.nbcnewyork.com/weather/stor...
Trio of storms set to hit NYC area, with first round of snow and slush coming Thursday
The first system arrives early Thursday morning just in time to make a mess of the commute. At the onset, precipitation will be entirely snow. This won’t be heavy snow, but it is still enough to reduc...
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February 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
GAH! Not that damned #WintryMix again. #NYCwx
To paraphrase an old friend, it's NOT a delightful mix of cashews, hazelnuts, and macadamias, but instead -- an icy, slushy deathtrap, esp. in a walking city like #NYC ❄️🌨🧊 #WeatherHell
www.nbcnewyork.com/weather/stor...
To paraphrase an old friend, it's NOT a delightful mix of cashews, hazelnuts, and macadamias, but instead -- an icy, slushy deathtrap, esp. in a walking city like #NYC ❄️🌨🧊 #WeatherHell
www.nbcnewyork.com/weather/stor...