Part of me wants to encourage lighthouse as a bare minimum that's easy for webdevs. The other part is building a demo that violates every SC at least once and still scores 100% on lighthouse.
November 3, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Part of me wants to encourage lighthouse as a bare minimum that's easy for webdevs. The other part is building a demo that violates every SC at least once and still scores 100% on lighthouse.
Show me some better desktop software made by non-webdevs that is feature complete across windows, mac and linux and renders text correctly on all 3.
November 3, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Show me some better desktop software made by non-webdevs that is feature complete across windows, mac and linux and renders text correctly on all 3.
PHP! Three letters that strike fear in the heart of webdevs!
You may have noticed maimai, Chunithm, & Ongeki's websites have been down all week, thanks to a blockbuster vulnerability found in PHP, which powers a wide swath of the web. Wikipedia, Wordpress, 4chan, all use PHP!
You may have noticed maimai, Chunithm, & Ongeki's websites have been down all week, thanks to a blockbuster vulnerability found in PHP, which powers a wide swath of the web. Wikipedia, Wordpress, 4chan, all use PHP!
October 31, 2026 at 12:31 PM
PHP! Three letters that strike fear in the heart of webdevs!
You may have noticed maimai, Chunithm, & Ongeki's websites have been down all week, thanks to a blockbuster vulnerability found in PHP, which powers a wide swath of the web. Wikipedia, Wordpress, 4chan, all use PHP!
You may have noticed maimai, Chunithm, & Ongeki's websites have been down all week, thanks to a blockbuster vulnerability found in PHP, which powers a wide swath of the web. Wikipedia, Wordpress, 4chan, all use PHP!
This is probably one of my favourite Firefox for WebDevs posts. The tip about agents defaulting to linear easing is genuinely really useful and I appreciate it, since it means I spend a lot less time going, "I dunno man this just sucks can you make it not suck?" Good stuff!!!
Scroll-driven animations are newly available in all major engines! Here's how they work:
October 28, 2026 at 3:31 PM
This is probably one of my favourite Firefox for WebDevs posts. The tip about agents defaulting to linear easing is genuinely really useful and I appreciate it, since it means I spend a lot less time going, "I dunno man this just sucks can you make it not suck?" Good stuff!!!
I'm used to spelling it out and so do my coworkers, but we do the same with SQL. (We're not webdevs, we don't interact with SQL a lot but of course use JQL)
October 28, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I'm used to spelling it out and so do my coworkers, but we do the same with SQL. (We're not webdevs, we don't interact with SQL a lot but of course use JQL)
I don't think guis hide complexity or make software less malleable. back when we had filesystems, rich copy/paste, and so on gui programs were actually very powerful and composable. unfortunately "cloud" software and reactionary webdevs took at lot of that from us, but we're bringing it back
October 27, 2026 at 9:14 PM
I don't think guis hide complexity or make software less malleable. back when we had filesystems, rich copy/paste, and so on gui programs were actually very powerful and composable. unfortunately "cloud" software and reactionary webdevs took at lot of that from us, but we're bringing it back
"Amen I say to you, that the furry artists and the SWers shall go into the kingdom of God before you webdevs."
October 23, 2026 at 9:49 PM
"Amen I say to you, that the furry artists and the SWers shall go into the kingdom of God before you webdevs."
Webdevs Right now
October 22, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Webdevs Right now
There's a million "webdevs" going "chadgpt, does my website use php?" today
October 21, 2026 at 4:36 PM
There's a million "webdevs" going "chadgpt, does my website use php?" today
Cyber security/webdevs have been having a fun 48 hours, y'all deserve a good drink.
October 21, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Cyber security/webdevs have been having a fun 48 hours, y'all deserve a good drink.
protip to webdevs: if your site doesn't use PHP, shut it down anyways so you don't have to work today
October 21, 2026 at 11:29 AM
protip to webdevs: if your site doesn't use PHP, shut it down anyways so you don't have to work today
Send (vegan) pizza to all your sysadmins who have to speak security to webdevs today
October 21, 2026 at 11:41 AM
Send (vegan) pizza to all your sysadmins who have to speak security to webdevs today
webdevs lookin at my fuckin' ram
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October 19, 2026 at 2:54 PM
webdevs lookin at my fuckin' ram
ragebait all webdevs . except this isnt ragebait
October 19, 2026 at 3:17 AM
ragebait all webdevs . except this isnt ragebait
Webdevs fucking up while overriding text input behavior is the new webdevs fucking up while overriding scrolling behavior.
These dorks will never learn and never improve. I wish I could be more optimistic but the cycle continues.
These dorks will never learn and never improve. I wish I could be more optimistic but the cycle continues.
October 18, 2026 at 5:48 PM
Webdevs fucking up while overriding text input behavior is the new webdevs fucking up while overriding scrolling behavior.
These dorks will never learn and never improve. I wish I could be more optimistic but the cycle continues.
These dorks will never learn and never improve. I wish I could be more optimistic but the cycle continues.
Meet Codecaine: a free, open-source file manager for macOS, Windows & Linux.
Built-in terminal (files follow cd)
Full SQLite & MySQL studios
Media & image editor
180 retro & modern themes
Watch the full step-by-step walkthrough:
youtu.be/uPrlPMj_uK4
#OpenSource #DevTools #Linux #Coding #WebDevs
Built-in terminal (files follow cd)
Full SQLite & MySQL studios
Media & image editor
180 retro & modern themes
Watch the full step-by-step walkthrough:
youtu.be/uPrlPMj_uK4
#OpenSource #DevTools #Linux #Coding #WebDevs
Codecaine File Manager Full Tutorial: Terminal, Media Studios, 180 Themes & Databases
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October 16, 2026 at 9:29 PM
Meet Codecaine: a free, open-source file manager for macOS, Windows & Linux.
Built-in terminal (files follow cd)
Full SQLite & MySQL studios
Media & image editor
180 retro & modern themes
Watch the full step-by-step walkthrough:
youtu.be/uPrlPMj_uK4
#OpenSource #DevTools #Linux #Coding #WebDevs
Built-in terminal (files follow cd)
Full SQLite & MySQL studios
Media & image editor
180 retro & modern themes
Watch the full step-by-step walkthrough:
youtu.be/uPrlPMj_uK4
#OpenSource #DevTools #Linux #Coding #WebDevs
It has been 0 (zero) days since I fought multiple levels of customer disservice chatbots to make it through to the first human so I could report that their massive e-commerce platform's website was failing in non-Chrome browsers because their hundreds or thousands of webdevs that keep their […]
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October 16, 2026 at 4:50 AM
It has been 0 (zero) days since I fought multiple levels of customer disservice chatbots to make it through to the first human so I could report that their massive e-commerce platform's website was failing in non-Chrome browsers because their hundreds or thousands of webdevs that keep their […]
webdevs, now is your chance to start a non-profit to end src btw, it's not gonna be me though, i wrote enough typescript this summer for a lifetime, also i HATE leaderboards!
October 4, 2026 at 9:27 PM
webdevs, now is your chance to start a non-profit to end src btw, it's not gonna be me though, i wrote enough typescript this summer for a lifetime, also i HATE leaderboards!
The thing about web development is that html and css and (grudgingly, to an extent) JavaScript are actually a pretty great toolset that work really well together to create basically anything
And then webdevs wrote like 40 layers on top of them for some fucking reason
And then webdevs wrote like 40 layers on top of them for some fucking reason
October 1, 2026 at 3:13 AM
The thing about web development is that html and css and (grudgingly, to an extent) JavaScript are actually a pretty great toolset that work really well together to create basically anything
And then webdevs wrote like 40 layers on top of them for some fucking reason
And then webdevs wrote like 40 layers on top of them for some fucking reason
Remember when one guy decided unpublish left-pad, and half of the web broke because webdevs didn’t know how to pad an array?
I’m convinced that all those same people are the ones responsible for web crawlers hammering a website every five minutes.
They’re just not good engineers.
I’m convinced that all those same people are the ones responsible for web crawlers hammering a website every five minutes.
They’re just not good engineers.
September 23, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Remember when one guy decided unpublish left-pad, and half of the web broke because webdevs didn’t know how to pad an array?
I’m convinced that all those same people are the ones responsible for web crawlers hammering a website every five minutes.
They’re just not good engineers.
I’m convinced that all those same people are the ones responsible for web crawlers hammering a website every five minutes.
They’re just not good engineers.
I'm not complaining too much Im glad it keeps webdevs in business.
September 21, 2026 at 12:21 PM
I'm not complaining too much Im glad it keeps webdevs in business.
the devs here are too arrogant and too insularly monolingual american to just swipe the mastodon client translation code, which offers translation *inline*. instead they just punt and dump the text into google api and take you to a whole new page like they were webdevs from the 90s.
September 18, 2026 at 3:01 PM
the devs here are too arrogant and too insularly monolingual american to just swipe the mastodon client translation code, which offers translation *inline*. instead they just punt and dump the text into google api and take you to a whole new page like they were webdevs from the 90s.