Me: dang those wings were spicy
WebMD: you have cancer
Me: I just ate buffalo wings, I’m pretty sure it’s heartburn
WebMD: ᵇᵘᶠᶠᵃˡᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ
WebMD: you have cancer
Me: I just ate buffalo wings, I’m pretty sure it’s heartburn
WebMD: ᵇᵘᶠᶠᵃˡᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ
March 18, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Me: dang those wings were spicy
WebMD: you have cancer
Me: I just ate buffalo wings, I’m pretty sure it’s heartburn
WebMD: ᵇᵘᶠᶠᵃˡᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ
WebMD: you have cancer
Me: I just ate buffalo wings, I’m pretty sure it’s heartburn
WebMD: ᵇᵘᶠᶠᵃˡᵒ ᶜᵃⁿᶜᵉʳ
It inspired me to CREATE... and for that I will always be grateful... May Her Web Connect Us All johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/madame-webmd
Madame WebMD
Your burning questions about 'Madame Web' answered
johnpaulbrammer.substack.com
September 26, 2026 at 11:04 PM
It inspired me to CREATE... and for that I will always be grateful... May Her Web Connect Us All johnpaulbrammer.substack.com/p/madame-webmd
Symptom: tired
WebMD: RADIATION POISONING YOU DIE
Symptom: sniffles
WebMD: MOUNT FUJI LLAMA POX YOU DIE
Symptom: toothache
WebMD: ANCIENT SUMERIAN BUTT PLAGUE YOU DIE TWICE
WebMD: RADIATION POISONING YOU DIE
Symptom: sniffles
WebMD: MOUNT FUJI LLAMA POX YOU DIE
Symptom: toothache
WebMD: ANCIENT SUMERIAN BUTT PLAGUE YOU DIE TWICE
January 18, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Symptom: tired
WebMD: RADIATION POISONING YOU DIE
Symptom: sniffles
WebMD: MOUNT FUJI LLAMA POX YOU DIE
Symptom: toothache
WebMD: ANCIENT SUMERIAN BUTT PLAGUE YOU DIE TWICE
WebMD: RADIATION POISONING YOU DIE
Symptom: sniffles
WebMD: MOUNT FUJI LLAMA POX YOU DIE
Symptom: toothache
WebMD: ANCIENT SUMERIAN BUTT PLAGUE YOU DIE TWICE
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
MD: it’s nothing
WebMD: could be anything
Dark WebMD: write your will
WebMD: could be anything
Dark WebMD: write your will
September 25, 2026 at 11:19 PM
MD: it’s nothing
WebMD: could be anything
Dark WebMD: write your will
WebMD: could be anything
Dark WebMD: write your will
Typing “general bad vibes” into WebMD.
April 21, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Typing “general bad vibes” into WebMD.
There are two wolves inside you
webmd: wolf cancer
webmd: wolf cancer
November 23, 2024 at 12:04 AM
There are two wolves inside you
webmd: wolf cancer
webmd: wolf cancer
webmd tribble bites
March 22, 2026 at 9:40 PM
webmd tribble bites
WebMD, is this freckle causing all my problems?
January 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
WebMD, is this freckle causing all my problems?
webmd tribble bites
March 22, 2025 at 9:31 PM
webmd tribble bites
Checks WebMD for "tingling in the feet"
--- WebMD: Get off your ass, your foot fell asleep.
--- WebMD: Get off your ass, your foot fell asleep.
July 30, 2026 at 1:00 PM
Checks WebMD for "tingling in the feet"
--- WebMD: Get off your ass, your foot fell asleep.
--- WebMD: Get off your ass, your foot fell asleep.
do mind melds cause cancer webmd
May 7, 2026 at 5:13 PM
do mind melds cause cancer webmd
dry mouth after transporter webmd
November 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
dry mouth after transporter webmd
webmd my reflection in the mirror is gone
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
webmd my reflection in the mirror is gone
do mind melds cause cancer webmd
May 7, 2025 at 5:04 PM
do mind melds cause cancer webmd
dry mouth after transporter webmd
November 26, 2024 at 4:58 PM
dry mouth after transporter webmd
put my symptoms into WebMD and it said I have a really old joke format
March 5, 2026 at 2:57 AM
put my symptoms into WebMD and it said I have a really old joke format
webmd my reflection in the mirror is gone
October 29, 2024 at 11:58 PM
webmd my reflection in the mirror is gone
webmd tribble bites
March 22, 2024 at 9:22 PM
webmd tribble bites
This reads like WebMD after being struck by lightning.
January 5, 2026 at 10:28 PM
This reads like WebMD after being struck by lightning.
Nobody:
WebMD: You're already dead.
WebMD: You're already dead.
May 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Nobody:
WebMD: You're already dead.
WebMD: You're already dead.
Doctors for me.
WebMD for thee.
WebMD for thee.
February 2, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Doctors for me.
WebMD for thee.
WebMD for thee.
dry mouth after transporter webmd
November 26, 2023 at 4:40 PM
dry mouth after transporter webmd
WebMD just told me to stop being a little bitch :(
December 14, 2024 at 7:47 PM
WebMD just told me to stop being a little bitch :(