lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the children
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October 21, 2025 at 8:36 PM
lol honey bad news the website's down so the bed cooked the children
The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm
March 3, 2026 at 3:57 AM
The biggest obstacle to this website's growth is that almost all of its user base goes to bed at 8 pm
this website's fucking amazing dude
May 18, 2026 at 7:40 PM
this website's fucking amazing dude
this website’s finally got the juice
September 18, 2023 at 10:39 PM
this website’s finally got the juice
Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.
August 7, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Stop debating this website's growth potential. I don't care. I'm a digital hermit crab. If it dies, I'll find another shell as I've done a dozen times before.
That surreal feeling when an Australian of the Year wears your website's merch to meet the Prime Minister
January 25, 2025 at 1:27 AM
That surreal feeling when an Australian of the Year wears your website's merch to meet the Prime Minister
This website's name game is unreal
November 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
This website's name game is unreal
Well I’m glad to see someone at blue sky HQ finally took my advice and got rid of this website’s most controversial feature: the posts
April 16, 2026 at 10:27 PM
Well I’m glad to see someone at blue sky HQ finally took my advice and got rid of this website’s most controversial feature: the posts
website's good now
March 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
website's good now
Just noticed "Gulf of America" on @deltaairways.bsky.social website's route map. I'm going to see what's available on a different airline, one that doesn't shamelessly pander to a fascist lunatic.
September 5, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Just noticed "Gulf of America" on @deltaairways.bsky.social website's route map. I'm going to see what's available on a different airline, one that doesn't shamelessly pander to a fascist lunatic.
website's good now
March 13, 2025 at 1:26 AM
website's good now
The website's likely older than them.
June 21, 2026 at 9:17 AM
The website's likely older than them.
I would never violate this website’s terms of service.
January 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
I would never violate this website’s terms of service.
website's good now
March 10, 2025 at 9:17 PM
website's good now
i am going to choose not to engage with this website’s latest round of illiteracy
January 30, 2026 at 3:39 AM
i am going to choose not to engage with this website’s latest round of illiteracy
THE CHICKENS ARE FINALLY COMING HOME TO ROOST
Ryan Walters is out & the investigation floodgates just opened. The Oklahoma AG launched a full audit of Walters’ entire tenure as Superintendent, and it’s about damn time.
Also the education dept website’s being scrubbed of his culture-war nonsense.
🧵
Ryan Walters is out & the investigation floodgates just opened. The Oklahoma AG launched a full audit of Walters’ entire tenure as Superintendent, and it’s about damn time.
Also the education dept website’s being scrubbed of his culture-war nonsense.
🧵
October 6, 2025 at 9:18 PM
THE CHICKENS ARE FINALLY COMING HOME TO ROOST
Ryan Walters is out & the investigation floodgates just opened. The Oklahoma AG launched a full audit of Walters’ entire tenure as Superintendent, and it’s about damn time.
Also the education dept website’s being scrubbed of his culture-war nonsense.
🧵
Ryan Walters is out & the investigation floodgates just opened. The Oklahoma AG launched a full audit of Walters’ entire tenure as Superintendent, and it’s about damn time.
Also the education dept website’s being scrubbed of his culture-war nonsense.
🧵
Muting this because once again this website's reading comprehension is not strong
January 3, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Muting this because once again this website's reading comprehension is not strong
this website's fanfiction of Spanberger, maybe
Like the Dem equivalent of Trumpism is arguably Abby Spanberger, a nice responsible bureaucrat who's prepared to take unusual action to preserve the country with the support of the voters. That's the closest thing to a shared revolutionary vision the party has. It's a lot harder than Break Stuff.
May 11, 2026 at 8:49 PM
this website's fanfiction of Spanberger, maybe
critically important toggle; they'll slap this one on stuff that just has, like, queer slogans or pride iconography, because this website's moderation is shit from an ass
Reminder: Remove the default block on "sexually suggestive (cartoon)" posts in bsky's secret second moderation settings page!
It's on bsky.app/profile/mode..., not the page in the settings cog!
It's on bsky.app/profile/mode..., not the page in the settings cog!
April 11, 2026 at 8:21 PM
critically important toggle; they'll slap this one on stuff that just has, like, queer slogans or pride iconography, because this website's moderation is shit from an ass
this website's leadership is amateur hour, lol and sigh
They suspended @cara.city for this!!! Dogshit website run by absolute babies. It is a Serious Violation to point out that the head of trust and safety’s pants fell down and everyone saw his little red ass and laughed
May 7, 2026 at 5:24 PM
this website's leadership is amateur hour, lol and sigh
Marhel, the sister of VNDB's founder Yorhel, has made a post celebrating the website's 19th anniversary as well providing a remembrance for Yorhel who recently passed away.
vndb.org/t25726/1
vndb.org/t25726/1
October 2, 2026 at 5:23 AM
Marhel, the sister of VNDB's founder Yorhel, has made a post celebrating the website's 19th anniversary as well providing a remembrance for Yorhel who recently passed away.
vndb.org/t25726/1
vndb.org/t25726/1
‘Intolerance’. Lmao, this website’s moderation is a joke.
Can y'all keep your fucking Pope knobslobbing where decent trannies can't see it
April 20, 2026 at 9:50 AM
‘Intolerance’. Lmao, this website’s moderation is a joke.