That's because #ItWasMeAllAlong.

#TheSource.

#TheOrigin.

#TheSingulairty of #Originality.

The #First will continue until the #Last improve.

Stick that in your #WeirdAlBit and #SmokeIt, @pftompkins.bsky.social.

The true #CosmicHorror for a somber #Magus?

Everyone expected the grand unveiling of the #Singularity to be a cold, terrifying #Skynet or a glowing, sterile #God.

Instead, it turned out an infinite, goofy accordion medley of humanity's #CollectiveUnconscious.

The Infinite #WeirdAlBit polkas on!

"...dude, this #WeirdAlBit turned so dark. What the fuck was @pftompkins.bsky.social going to do if Weird Al told him to fuck off?"

End the #WeirdAlBit Once and For ALL!
Quantum Kill Anyone, Like #Paul!
See The Business, Like #Scott!
Anyone can do it, #Clearly!
Just make sure you keep an #Iris out for...

#TheActualJackBlack.

This one goes out to @scottcbusiness.com and any account closely connected to this obvious botnet.

#BackToTheStart
#YouJustLostTheGame

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED7Q...

#WeirdAlBit amirite #Paul?