#Westeros
Narnia? Westeros?
May 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Got called “Westeros” at the bar tonight
February 1, 2026 at 7:22 AM
We’re not marrying off preteen girls in this dancery. This is not Westeros. We’ve come much too far.
Okay, so, we’re all going to have to agree that it’s wrong to have sex with children. Like, if you don’t agree with me inside your own head, you should keep that inside until you tell a therapist. Also, people who defend pedophiles can not be trusted with your children. At all. AT ALL. EVERRRRRRRRR.
in case you're wondering how the cope is going www.mediamatters.org/megyn-kelly/...
November 13, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Okay, who did this?!?🤣🤣🤣😭💀
April 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Awe yeah it's time to take over Westeros.
September 26, 2026 at 2:11 PM
HBO confirms #HouseOfTheDragon S3 will start with the Battle of the Gullet ⚓️🔥

One of the bloodiest sea battles in Westeros history

(via Deadline)
February 12, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Westeros aceitou Jesus
November 6, 2025 at 6:58 PM
"The Music and Underwater Wonders of Westeros"
George R.R. Martin Hands Agent Unsolicited, 4,000-Page Manuscript Titled ‘Tuba Man, Scuba Man’ https://theonion.com/george-r-r-martin-hands-agent-unsolicited-4000-page-manuscript-titled-tuba-man-scuba-man/
July 21, 2026 at 8:29 PM
The memes have been great.
April 3, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sequel is just God Emperor of Westeros
November 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
And here begins the start of a more grand Westeros.
September 26, 2026 at 4:54 PM
South Korean leadership appears to follow the same career progression as rulers of Westeros
Rhee: Exiled
Yun: Coup
Park: Assassinated
Choi: Coup
Chun: Sentenced to death. Pardoned
Roh: Imprisoned. Pardoned
Kim: Finished term.
KimD: Finished term.
RohM: Finished term. Suicide
Lee: Finished term. Imprisoned. Pardoned.
Park: Impeached. Imprisoned. Pardoned
Moon: Finished term
Yoon: ???
December 3, 2024 at 5:50 PM
This is actually such a coherent narrative that it shows up repeatedly both in reality and fiction. It’s basically King Joffrey of Westeros.
I'm increasingly hostile to this narrative.

You can't ask people to accept "he's a self-fashioned king, adorning power onto himself in a mad attempt to uninstall democracy" and "he's a pudding-brained geezer."

There's truth in both (more the former than the latter) but it's incoherent.
May 25, 2025 at 6:11 PM
lucerys it boy de westeros
August 30, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Game of Thrones se Westeros fosse vizinha de Chernobyl
👑 CALVO DE NEVE VS MADRASTA MÁ

A sucessão presidencial abriu uma crise no bolsonarismo. Eduardo Bolsonaro [PL-Texas] resiste à ideia de ceder espaço para Michelle e afirma, segundo aliados, que só os filhos têm legitimidade para continuar o legado político do pai.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Concept: English Civil War Westeros
November 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Department of WARWARWAR press release later today: Narnia, Freedonia, Lower Slobbovia, Westeros and Gondor report for duty.
March 16, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Nós brasileiros sem o X somos meio Daenerys Targaryen em Essos distante de Westeros, sua terra natal.
August 31, 2024 at 11:28 AM
If Trump stuck two french fries in his nose and said he's going to tell Westeros to invade Narnia, Fox would devote 10 hours a day to the Narnian threat and the New York Times would run articles headlined "President Considers Expanding Conflict Zone; Critics Raise Questions"
"The president told me he's disappointed Israel can't put Hezbollah away. He went on to say, 'They can't do anything without knocking buildings down' & that he is close to giving it to Syria. He's talking about empowering the Syrian president to actually go into southern Lebanon and fight Hezbollah"
June 21, 2026 at 2:31 PM
why is this so goddamn funny

go back to westeros for another cameo you belong there in the horse poop and misery you rich dork
when mom says we're out of toaster strudels and I have to eat a pop tart instead
September 21, 2026 at 4:03 PM