it's so bad that the only translation of the Red Book of Westmarch is garbage. what do you mean you changed Bilba Labingi's name to "Bilbo Baggins." who authorized you to do that
September 28, 2026 at 6:08 PM
it's so bad that the only translation of the Red Book of Westmarch is garbage. what do you mean you changed Bilba Labingi's name to "Bilbo Baggins." who authorized you to do that
When will my wife (my thaumaturge OC) come back from the war (westmarch hiatus) 😔
#OCart #OCsky #LornaCardaisseau
#OCart #OCsky #LornaCardaisseau
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
When will my wife (my thaumaturge OC) come back from the war (westmarch hiatus) 😔
#OCart #OCsky #LornaCardaisseau
#OCart #OCsky #LornaCardaisseau
Why did Tolkien call it The Red Book of Westmarch and not “Mordor, He Wrote”?
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Why did Tolkien call it The Red Book of Westmarch and not “Mordor, He Wrote”?
"antisemite or Red Book of Westmarch Truther."
April 15, 2026 at 1:24 AM
"antisemite or Red Book of Westmarch Truther."
Titlebout in the arena!
Here is a scene I drew from a recent Westmarch D&D session featuring @soggybuizel.bsky.social’s Drilbur, mince along with Jett!
I hope you all enjoy! :3
#pokemon #pmd #art #artwork #sandslash #drilbur #buizel #battle
Here is a scene I drew from a recent Westmarch D&D session featuring @soggybuizel.bsky.social’s Drilbur, mince along with Jett!
I hope you all enjoy! :3
#pokemon #pmd #art #artwork #sandslash #drilbur #buizel #battle
September 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Titlebout in the arena!
Here is a scene I drew from a recent Westmarch D&D session featuring @soggybuizel.bsky.social’s Drilbur, mince along with Jett!
I hope you all enjoy! :3
#pokemon #pmd #art #artwork #sandslash #drilbur #buizel #battle
Here is a scene I drew from a recent Westmarch D&D session featuring @soggybuizel.bsky.social’s Drilbur, mince along with Jett!
I hope you all enjoy! :3
#pokemon #pmd #art #artwork #sandslash #drilbur #buizel #battle
*slams the red book of westmarch onto the table*
literally just choose almost any good character and emulate him
literally just choose almost any good character and emulate him
less talk about cold plunges and jawlines, more building your wife a table and your kids a playset
We need to bring back the ideal of masculinity focused on quiet self-sacrifice for the sake of others. Alpha shit is for losers. Be a man and humbly forgo the shit you want for years so you can provide for your family, you indulgent little wuss
March 27, 2026 at 2:10 AM
*slams the red book of westmarch onto the table*
literally just choose almost any good character and emulate him
literally just choose almost any good character and emulate him
I am currently contemplating a Westmarch style (but not strictly Westmarch game) using Cain so I can put together a bunch of exorcists into a blender of trauma.
July 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I am currently contemplating a Westmarch style (but not strictly Westmarch game) using Cain so I can put together a bunch of exorcists into a blender of trauma.
Just finished the first episode of Critical Role Campaign 4 and I have to say I’m fully into it.
The characters are all incredibly interesting and the intro is genius.
I don’t think we will get a bad table out of any mix and match of them when we get into the westmarch period.
The characters are all incredibly interesting and the intro is genius.
I don’t think we will get a bad table out of any mix and match of them when we get into the westmarch period.
October 4, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Just finished the first episode of Critical Role Campaign 4 and I have to say I’m fully into it.
The characters are all incredibly interesting and the intro is genius.
I don’t think we will get a bad table out of any mix and match of them when we get into the westmarch period.
The characters are all incredibly interesting and the intro is genius.
I don’t think we will get a bad table out of any mix and match of them when we get into the westmarch period.
May 30, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Ah yes, the Red Holocron of Space Westmarch.
September 27, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Ah yes, the Red Holocron of Space Westmarch.
rejected titles for the Lord of the Rings musical:
ERIADOR!
THE RINGWRAITH OF THE OPERA
THE GONDOR KING
SHIRE BOYS
THE BOOK OF WESTMARCH
BRANDYWINE MEMOIRS
HELLO, GOLLUM!
THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN ROHAN
ORCS
HOW TO WALK INTO MORDOR WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
SPAMON AMARTH
THE WIZ
ERIADOR!
THE RINGWRAITH OF THE OPERA
THE GONDOR KING
SHIRE BOYS
THE BOOK OF WESTMARCH
BRANDYWINE MEMOIRS
HELLO, GOLLUM!
THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN ROHAN
ORCS
HOW TO WALK INTO MORDOR WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
SPAMON AMARTH
THE WIZ
Sometimes people refuse to believe me when I tell them that I saw the Lord of the Rings musical in London.
Not the part about my having seen it. The part about its having existed.
Not the part about my having seen it. The part about its having existed.
May 17, 2024 at 9:36 PM
rejected titles for the Lord of the Rings musical:
ERIADOR!
THE RINGWRAITH OF THE OPERA
THE GONDOR KING
SHIRE BOYS
THE BOOK OF WESTMARCH
BRANDYWINE MEMOIRS
HELLO, GOLLUM!
THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN ROHAN
ORCS
HOW TO WALK INTO MORDOR WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
SPAMON AMARTH
THE WIZ
ERIADOR!
THE RINGWRAITH OF THE OPERA
THE GONDOR KING
SHIRE BOYS
THE BOOK OF WESTMARCH
BRANDYWINE MEMOIRS
HELLO, GOLLUM!
THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN ROHAN
ORCS
HOW TO WALK INTO MORDOR WITHOUT REALLY TRYING
SPAMON AMARTH
THE WIZ
Token for one of my players in a WestMarch style Lancer game.
(If I had a nickel for every bunny mech I've drawn, I'd have two nickels.)
#LancerRPG #mecha #ttrpg #illustration
(If I had a nickel for every bunny mech I've drawn, I'd have two nickels.)
#LancerRPG #mecha #ttrpg #illustration
April 2, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Token for one of my players in a WestMarch style Lancer game.
(If I had a nickel for every bunny mech I've drawn, I'd have two nickels.)
#LancerRPG #mecha #ttrpg #illustration
(If I had a nickel for every bunny mech I've drawn, I'd have two nickels.)
#LancerRPG #mecha #ttrpg #illustration
catching up on @rangedtouch.bsky.social 's lord of the year and this stupid 0.5 second joke has been inhabiting my brain for days.
August 8, 2026 at 6:18 PM
catching up on @rangedtouch.bsky.social 's lord of the year and this stupid 0.5 second joke has been inhabiting my brain for days.
Some pages from the Red Book of Westmarch that I own.
January 30, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Some pages from the Red Book of Westmarch that I own.
Mephisto coming up to play chase with Constancia in Westmarch
August 29, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Mephisto coming up to play chase with Constancia in Westmarch
Bilbo Baggins, designed by @molluskshell.bsky.social! Thank you again so much! 💖
July 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Bilbo Baggins, designed by @molluskshell.bsky.social! Thank you again so much! 💖
for God's sake I hope someone else does a translation of the rest of the Red Book of Westmarch, because this Oxford guy makes some utterly baffling choices. though i suppose it's not surprising that a midcentury conservative made a hash of it.
August 29, 2025 at 7:02 PM
for God's sake I hope someone else does a translation of the rest of the Red Book of Westmarch, because this Oxford guy makes some utterly baffling choices. though i suppose it's not surprising that a midcentury conservative made a hash of it.
most of the criticism of the Jackson LoTR films for their innacuracies falls away when you realize his changes to the red book of westmarch were all tailored to a late-fourth age audience.
February 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
most of the criticism of the Jackson LoTR films for their innacuracies falls away when you realize his changes to the red book of westmarch were all tailored to a late-fourth age audience.
I like to think the secret Ranger bases in Ithilien were top secret until Frodo et al. wrote the Red Book of Westmarch and leaked their existence to the whole world, creating an embarrassing scandal for the Gondorian government.
May 5, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I like to think the secret Ranger bases in Ithilien were top secret until Frodo et al. wrote the Red Book of Westmarch and leaked their existence to the whole world, creating an embarrassing scandal for the Gondorian government.
“Nay, sir,” the golden-haired girl rejoined, pursing her plump lips in a fetching display of petulance. “If I cannot interview the Thane of Westmarch before the moon wanes, I fear it bodes ill for the fate of the Council itself”
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
“Nay, sir,” the golden-haired girl rejoined, pursing her plump lips in a fetching display of petulance. “If I cannot interview the Thane of Westmarch before the moon wanes, I fear it bodes ill for the fate of the Council itself”
Elanor Gamgee, Keeper of the Red Book of Westmarch
Name your fav Lord of the Rings character.
September 15, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Elanor Gamgee, Keeper of the Red Book of Westmarch
In the summer of SR 1420 (The Year Of Plenty) The Red Book of Westmarch talks about hobbit children fairly bathing in berries and cream. And eating so many cherries that the stones were heaped on the ground like a conqueror’s skulls.
June 28, 2025 at 9:34 PM
In the summer of SR 1420 (The Year Of Plenty) The Red Book of Westmarch talks about hobbit children fairly bathing in berries and cream. And eating so many cherries that the stones were heaped on the ground like a conqueror’s skulls.