#WetJanuary
Kicking wet-AF January’s funky junky @$$ out the back door & into the detritus of the last snow, birdseed husks, & squirrel poop, then ushering in wet-@$$ February with cheese, my favorite #barolo , & my emotional support Pinot glass.

will be more swearing 🤬

#wetassfebruary #wetjanuary #wine
February 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary just got thrown out of yet another strip club.
February 1, 2026 at 5:33 AM
#DryJanuary something, something.

#WetJanuary oh fuuuck not you again…
February 1, 2026 at 5:09 AM
#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary is always there.
February 1, 2026 at 4:58 AM
#WetJanuary ain’t gonna wet itself.
January 31, 2026 at 7:34 PM
#DryJanuary is officially a no show.

#WetJanuary on the home stretch combining coffee, tea, champagne and reefer for breakfast.
January 31, 2026 at 5:54 PM
#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary just got the bartender’s phone number.

Don’t tell Cheryl.
January 31, 2026 at 3:34 AM
#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary is tripling down in the home stretch at 9:27 a.m.
F**k the Pain Away by Peaches on Apple Music
Song · 2000 · Duration 4:10
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January 30, 2026 at 5:26 PM
The amazing Behavior Analyst takes No Dry Spells January to a different level. 💦 @thebehavioranalyst.bsky.social
Enjoy her goodies: www.niteflirt.com/Behavior%20A...
#NiteFlirt #BehaviorAnalyst #NoDrySpellsJanuary #WetJanuary #Goodies #Fap #orgasm #goon
January 28, 2026 at 9:43 PM
#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary just tripped your wife in the hallway.
January 19, 2026 at 11:29 AM
#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary just made a scene at Sunday Brunch.
two women are sitting at a table in a diner and one of them is saying we 're going to have 2 mimosas
ALT: two women are sitting at a table in a diner and one of them is saying we 're going to have 2 mimosas
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January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
January 18, 2026 at 12:30 PM
The #WetJanuary hashtag is pretty lit.

Almost as lit as the people posting to it.

And some asshole keeps clogging it with pornography.

Thanks a LOT asshole!

No, seriously, thank you.
#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary just committed war crimes in Venezuela.
January 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary is dancing in the moonlight at 1:27 pm.
a woman in a white shirt with a dog on it dancing
ALT: a woman in a white shirt with a dog on it dancing
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January 17, 2026 at 9:27 PM
#Weekend #Saturday #Cocktail #WetJanuary

The world is still too grim to face entirely unaided, so a Frisco Sour to the rescue
January 17, 2026 at 6:07 PM
#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary is getting more efficient than ever.
January 16, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Dark and dank end to the week, so a brace of Death in Venice

#Friday #Cocktail #WetJanuary
January 16, 2026 at 6:56 PM
I hav been living in a motel for two weeks #WetJanuary
January 15, 2026 at 12:17 AM
#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary just threw the first punch of the evening.
January 14, 2026 at 1:17 AM
I went to a very cool artsy party a year or so ago where they had St John claret in boxes - disappointed to discover they don't sell it any more. Anyone got good recommendations for really quite decent red wine in boxes? #WetJanuary
January 12, 2026 at 6:51 PM
#DryJanuary is nowhere to be found.

#WetJanuary is hiding from the cops in a warehouse downtown.
a woman is peeking through a door and making a funny face .
ALT: a woman is peeking through a door and making a funny face .
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January 12, 2026 at 3:36 AM
A little drop of homemade bottle conditioned cider.

#Cider #Homebrew #Homemade
#WetJanuary

I heartily agree with @jonnelledge.bsky.social January is just too grim for change, I'll reappraise anything that needs doing in April
January 11, 2026 at 6:57 PM
#Cocktail #Weekend #Saturday #WetJanuary

A brace of Army & Navies

January, and returning to work, is just too grim without a little pick me up
January 10, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Happy Saturday Bluesky, especially to everyone doing Wet January because brewers have to eat too you know. Looking forward to trying this new Random Rules brew from Verdant #wetjanuary #beersky
January 10, 2026 at 5:54 PM
January 9, 2026 at 1:56 AM