thats enough man, just return my weed whacker and i’ll drop the legal charges
November 9, 2026 at 10:34 AM
thats enough man, just return my weed whacker and i’ll drop the legal charges
he stole my fucking weed whacker is what he did. i can’t imagine who sent the police an anonymous tip about this event.
November 7, 2026 at 2:01 PM
he stole my fucking weed whacker is what he did. i can’t imagine who sent the police an anonymous tip about this event.
Transformation via rope start initiation.
Ough the struggling weed whacker vibes
Ough the struggling weed whacker vibes
November 5, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Transformation via rope start initiation.
Ough the struggling weed whacker vibes
Ough the struggling weed whacker vibes
or just make the regular mole whackers do their job again instead of needing the supreme mole whacker do all the work
November 6, 2026 at 6:40 PM
or just make the regular mole whackers do their job again instead of needing the supreme mole whacker do all the work
hopefully dril sees this and he follows me. he still hasnt returned my weed whacker.
November 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
hopefully dril sees this and he follows me. he still hasnt returned my weed whacker.
nah I saw him take a weed whacker to the head last weekend
November 7, 2026 at 2:11 AM
nah I saw him take a weed whacker to the head last weekend
you still mad about the weed whacker huh?
November 7, 2026 at 2:27 PM
you still mad about the weed whacker huh?
Whacker even..
November 6, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Whacker even..
They're floating RUBIO, for God's sake. He sounds like the child of Ben Shapiro and a weed whacker reading a podcast transcription into the court record
November 7, 2026 at 6:48 AM
They're floating RUBIO, for God's sake. He sounds like the child of Ben Shapiro and a weed whacker reading a podcast transcription into the court record
Whacker milk 🥛😁🤣
November 6, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Whacker milk 🥛😁🤣
Remember: This is called a "cracker whacker."
November 8, 2026 at 6:30 AM
Remember: This is called a "cracker whacker."
Weed whacker to the balls should make em feel better
November 7, 2026 at 9:16 PM
Weed whacker to the balls should make em feel better
Come tally my whacker. 😜😘
November 5, 2026 at 12:03 PM
Come tally my whacker. 😜😘
not only am i not any of my ocs mistaking any of them for a self insert is like taking a weed whacker to a blossoming friendship
November 3, 2026 at 10:26 PM
not only am i not any of my ocs mistaking any of them for a self insert is like taking a weed whacker to a blossoming friendship
My new stoner gooner 'Cario, Weed Whacker.
base by @twistedhound.bsky.social
base by @twistedhound.bsky.social
November 8, 2026 at 5:23 PM
My new stoner gooner 'Cario, Weed Whacker.
base by @twistedhound.bsky.social
base by @twistedhound.bsky.social
People are gonna learn where words like fap, joystick, tallywhacker, weed whacker, coomer, clopping, gooning, honking are ways to get around censorship of porn since time and again every time I see porn ban talk, what follows is deadass presidential BDSM out in the open.
Weird!
Weird!
November 7, 2026 at 11:42 PM
People are gonna learn where words like fap, joystick, tallywhacker, weed whacker, coomer, clopping, gooning, honking are ways to get around censorship of porn since time and again every time I see porn ban talk, what follows is deadass presidential BDSM out in the open.
Weird!
Weird!
That was my first “I bought it not hand me down” car and it was bonkers. A tin can with a weed whacker engine that cost 14k brand new OTD for everyone no matter what, and the interior was like infinite space.
November 6, 2026 at 1:42 AM
That was my first “I bought it not hand me down” car and it was bonkers. A tin can with a weed whacker engine that cost 14k brand new OTD for everyone no matter what, and the interior was like infinite space.
If there's a harbor freight nearby their Bauer tools are... fine. They're as cheap as you're likely to get and they batteries work with a fair number of yard tools if you want a weed whacker or something (that's why I went with them).
November 6, 2026 at 9:52 PM
If there's a harbor freight nearby their Bauer tools are... fine. They're as cheap as you're likely to get and they batteries work with a fair number of yard tools if you want a weed whacker or something (that's why I went with them).
Wanted a top handle for this old sander and I was looking at this one from a weed whacker. Was another bit past the bolt holes that I cut off first. Tried heat gun bending it so I could bolt on both sides but it just turned into a mess. So I cut that off. Light enough that one is fine anyway.
November 6, 2026 at 7:57 PM
Wanted a top handle for this old sander and I was looking at this one from a weed whacker. Was another bit past the bolt holes that I cut off first. Tried heat gun bending it so I could bolt on both sides but it just turned into a mess. So I cut that off. Light enough that one is fine anyway.
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November 8, 2026 at 4:54 AM
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A natural weed whacker.
A couple of weeks ago Speaker Johnson said he “might leave politics and return to his hometown of Shreveport, Louisiana, to start a lawn care business if Republicans lost their majority in the midterm elections.”
#Bluetsunami
#Bluetsunami
November 4, 2026 at 4:10 PM
A natural weed whacker.
@badposter.lol hey can i borrow your weed whacker
November 1, 2026 at 4:57 PM
@badposter.lol hey can i borrow your weed whacker
OMG my NSFW mind can cause my ears to play tricks on me, turning the most tame, wholesome thing into something... else.
What was actually said: "Polly wanna cracker?"
What I heard: "Tally wanna whacker?"
What was actually said: "Polly wanna cracker?"
What I heard: "Tally wanna whacker?"
November 6, 2026 at 12:51 AM
OMG my NSFW mind can cause my ears to play tricks on me, turning the most tame, wholesome thing into something... else.
What was actually said: "Polly wanna cracker?"
What I heard: "Tally wanna whacker?"
What was actually said: "Polly wanna cracker?"
What I heard: "Tally wanna whacker?"
Have a nice weed whacker.
November 4, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Have a nice weed whacker.
When I was a teenager, I was hired to cut down my friend's long grass with a whipper-snipper (weed whacker). It was a two-stroke machine, and when I filled it up, I inexplicably swung the can behind my back as I bent to replace the lid. I poured two-stroke fuel down my arse crack...
November 6, 2026 at 4:14 AM
When I was a teenager, I was hired to cut down my friend's long grass with a whipper-snipper (weed whacker). It was a two-stroke machine, and when I filled it up, I inexplicably swung the can behind my back as I bent to replace the lid. I poured two-stroke fuel down my arse crack...