Forty whacks to the noodle
October 12, 2024 at 11:49 PM
Forty whacks to the noodle
Whacks off, wax on.
September 19, 2026 at 8:39 AM
Whacks off, wax on.
Love this beat in Star Trek where Khan whacks a guy so hard he blows the crotch out of his pants
April 30, 2026 at 1:22 PM
Love this beat in Star Trek where Khan whacks a guy so hard he blows the crotch out of his pants
NO *whacks with newspaper* BAD SENATOR.
Lean IN to the news cycle! IN!
Lean IN to the news cycle! IN!
When 15 million Americans lose their health care and plunge into personal crisis, none of them are going to give a shit about a made-for-clicks twitter fight between two billionaires arguing about who gets the bigger share of the corruption spoils.
June 6, 2025 at 3:04 AM
NO *whacks with newspaper* BAD SENATOR.
Lean IN to the news cycle! IN!
Lean IN to the news cycle! IN!
Wax on
*whacks off*
*whacks off*
October 26, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Wax on
*whacks off*
*whacks off*
*whacks Genndy on the head with a newspaper*
Bad. No.
Bad. No.
First trailer for Genndy Tartakovsky's ‘Fixed’ has been released.
The film will release on Netflix on August 13th.
The film will release on Netflix on August 13th.
July 17, 2025 at 6:05 PM
*whacks Genndy on the head with a newspaper*
Bad. No.
Bad. No.
whacks you whacks you whacks you
April 12, 2026 at 9:30 PM
whacks you whacks you whacks you
"You're too young to use a cane. "
Me: *whacks you with the cane*
Me: *whacks you with the cane*
May 16, 2025 at 7:15 PM
"You're too young to use a cane. "
Me: *whacks you with the cane*
Me: *whacks you with the cane*
I am being bullied by a terrorist cat who whacks me whenever I stop petting someone send help
April 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I am being bullied by a terrorist cat who whacks me whenever I stop petting someone send help
whacks people on the head
naked bodies
are not inherently
SEXUAL!!!!
THEY'RE JUST NAKED!!!
naked bodies
are not inherently
SEXUAL!!!!
THEY'RE JUST NAKED!!!
April 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
whacks people on the head
naked bodies
are not inherently
SEXUAL!!!!
THEY'RE JUST NAKED!!!
naked bodies
are not inherently
SEXUAL!!!!
THEY'RE JUST NAKED!!!
January 2, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Whacks you like this
October 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Whacks you like this
really enjoying how many whacks the NY1 reporters are taking at the NYT
June 25, 2025 at 3:19 AM
really enjoying how many whacks the NY1 reporters are taking at the NYT
Jarren whacks one off the Monster!
May 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Jarren whacks one off the Monster!
Wax on, whacks off
July 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Wax on, whacks off
Prehistoric Stede whacks prehistoric Nigel with this
We have always made delightful little guys.
July 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Prehistoric Stede whacks prehistoric Nigel with this
*whacks you with my boobs* hahaha!!! april fools!!!!!
April 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
*whacks you with my boobs* hahaha!!! april fools!!!!!
Scooch-over G. Max.
Now, we have 3 whacks!
Now, we have 3 whacks!
February 16, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Scooch-over G. Max.
Now, we have 3 whacks!
Now, we have 3 whacks!
*whacks with metal pipe* Oh, I sorry *whacks with metal pipe* sorrgy, accident *whacks with metal pipe* *whacks with metal pipe* *whacks with metal pipe* *whacks with metal pipe* why are u bleeding
October 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
*whacks with metal pipe* Oh, I sorry *whacks with metal pipe* sorrgy, accident *whacks with metal pipe* *whacks with metal pipe* *whacks with metal pipe* *whacks with metal pipe* why are u bleeding
your life lacks purpose until it whacks purpose
@dcellgames.com please tell my friends to stop asking me to whack balls at 3 am. I have a life to live.
May 18, 2025 at 1:54 AM
your life lacks purpose until it whacks purpose
some days, life whacks you like it's tonya harding with a tire iron and you're nancy kerrigan. this, my friends, was one such day.
September 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
some days, life whacks you like it's tonya harding with a tire iron and you're nancy kerrigan. this, my friends, was one such day.