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snowqueenofhoth.bsky.social
whalefact @awhalefact “jeff bezos can't become a trillionaire if he gets eaten by a whale” 2,685 Retweets 16K Likes jeb @LlamalnaTux • 7h Replying to @awhalefact “what if he gets eaten by a llama” whalefact @awhalefact • 7h “i'm sorry that's not my area of expertise”
March 31, 2026 at 4:26 AM
adamsteinbaugh.bsky.social
A Florida wildlife biologist was summarily fired for *reposting* an Instagram joke about Charlie Kirk’s death. LibsofTikTok complained. A state official’s false statements in legal proceedings led to sanctions.

And now the state will settle by paying her $485,000.

www.aclufl.org/press-releas...
Instagram post by “whalefact”: the whales are deeply saddened to learn of the shooting of charlie kirk, haha just kidding, they care exactly as much as charlie kirk cared about children being shot in their classrooms, which is to say, not at all
May 21, 2026 at 4:28 PM
akgrl33.bsky.social
Well damn whalefact. Got his ass.
September 17, 2026 at 12:42 AM
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
whalefact (@awhalefact) the biggest difference between whales and lindsey graham is that the whales have never actively worked against the betterment of their own constituents and also many whales are currently alive
August 21, 2026 at 6:08 PM
ellz.bsky.social
Whalefact statement was solid
May 21, 2026 at 6:01 PM
docker.com
Happy #WorldWhaleDay! 🐋

Did you know? A blue whale’s heart weighs as much as a car! 🤯 Meanwhile, a lightweight Docker container can run your entire app ecosystem.

Learn more: http://spklr.io/633292VeS

#Docker #Containers #CloudNative #DeveloperTools #DevOps #WhaleFact
Whale fact +Docker fact
February 16, 2025 at 3:14 PM
pensivepelican.bsky.social
I’m have been remiss. I will soon be remora. You don’t have beef with whalefact do you? He went to high school with my son-in-law.
November 15, 2024 at 6:20 PM
tonibuddenbrook.bsky.social
entrei no twitter de curiosa e o primeiro tuite que apareceu foi do whalefact..... saudades.... a vida seria tao linda se minhas contas favoritas migrassem pra cá
October 9, 2024 at 4:57 PM
grimsavant.bsky.social
Whalefact? Where did you go? Not on bluesky anymore? Come back. I hope it is just...a...fluke.
August 21, 2025 at 4:42 PM
didihowley.bsky.social
I want to be a whale. @awhalefact.bsky.social
A screenshot of a social post by an account called whalefact that reads “the whales are fucking lucky that they’re largely unaware of everything going on in this planet right now”.
April 7, 2026 at 7:54 PM