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Books, real journalism and fact check are forgotten, when we follow our own social media bubble. One day we might be gone like dinosaurs.
Books, real journalism and fact check are forgotten, when we follow our own social media bubble. One day we might be gone like dinosaurs.
January 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Books, real journalism and fact check are forgotten, when we follow our own social media bubble. One day we might be gone like dinosaurs.
Books, real journalism and fact check are forgotten, when we follow our own social media bubble. One day we might be gone like dinosaurs.
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In January, you can't miss weight loss ads. How dare they assume I want to drop 5kg, if I'm happy as I am?
In January, you can't miss weight loss ads. How dare they assume I want to drop 5kg, if I'm happy as I am?
January 11, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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In January, you can't miss weight loss ads. How dare they assume I want to drop 5kg, if I'm happy as I am?
In January, you can't miss weight loss ads. How dare they assume I want to drop 5kg, if I'm happy as I am?
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It really isn't the same to swipe a button on a touch screen. In the good old days, you could really express yourself when ending a call ☎️📞📱😏
It really isn't the same to swipe a button on a touch screen. In the good old days, you could really express yourself when ending a call ☎️📞📱😏
January 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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It really isn't the same to swipe a button on a touch screen. In the good old days, you could really express yourself when ending a call ☎️📞📱😏
It really isn't the same to swipe a button on a touch screen. In the good old days, you could really express yourself when ending a call ☎️📞📱😏
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Dinosaurs, dolls and magic dough are for everyone. Roam wild, take care and be creative, a human can have it all. #Equity #Equality
Dinosaurs, dolls and magic dough are for everyone. Roam wild, take care and be creative, a human can have it all. #Equity #Equality
January 30, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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Dinosaurs, dolls and magic dough are for everyone. Roam wild, take care and be creative, a human can have it all. #Equity #Equality
Dinosaurs, dolls and magic dough are for everyone. Roam wild, take care and be creative, a human can have it all. #Equity #Equality
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Dogs and kids know - my son knew as 3yo I was going somewhere when I put my "teacher jacket" on. Cats couldn't care less. 😆😸🐕
Dogs and kids know - my son knew as 3yo I was going somewhere when I put my "teacher jacket" on. Cats couldn't care less. 😆😸🐕
January 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
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Dogs and kids know - my son knew as 3yo I was going somewhere when I put my "teacher jacket" on. Cats couldn't care less. 😆😸🐕
Dogs and kids know - my son knew as 3yo I was going somewhere when I put my "teacher jacket" on. Cats couldn't care less. 😆😸🐕
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Can we just restart the world, all these absurd news show there's sth seriously wrong? I'd rather stay in bed until it's been fixed.
Can we just restart the world, all these absurd news show there's sth seriously wrong? I'd rather stay in bed until it's been fixed.
January 25, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Can we just restart the world, all these absurd news show there's sth seriously wrong? I'd rather stay in bed until it's been fixed.
Can we just restart the world, all these absurd news show there's sth seriously wrong? I'd rather stay in bed until it's been fixed.
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Found this useful conceptual drawing. But it's still scary to say British or Irish, bc someone *will* be offended anyway.
Found this useful conceptual drawing. But it's still scary to say British or Irish, bc someone *will* be offended anyway.
February 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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Found this useful conceptual drawing. But it's still scary to say British or Irish, bc someone *will* be offended anyway.
Found this useful conceptual drawing. But it's still scary to say British or Irish, bc someone *will* be offended anyway.
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Back in the day, we were running or skiing to school, uphill both ways, in rain and snowstorm at the same time. Only one toy and it was stuck inside the radiator. #HardChildhood
Back in the day, we were running or skiing to school, uphill both ways, in rain and snowstorm at the same time. Only one toy and it was stuck inside the radiator. #HardChildhood
January 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Back in the day, we were running or skiing to school, uphill both ways, in rain and snowstorm at the same time. Only one toy and it was stuck inside the radiator. #HardChildhood
Back in the day, we were running or skiing to school, uphill both ways, in rain and snowstorm at the same time. Only one toy and it was stuck inside the radiator. #HardChildhood
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Criteria for a solid password become wider every time I need to change one. In 20 years, it will have to be 30 characters plus the ten last numbers of pi. Or your first born. #&€<×@?%=♤☆
Criteria for a solid password become wider every time I need to change one. In 20 years, it will have to be 30 characters plus the ten last numbers of pi. Or your first born. #&€<×@?%=♤☆
January 21, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Criteria for a solid password become wider every time I need to change one. In 20 years, it will have to be 30 characters plus the ten last numbers of pi. Or your first born. #&€<×@?%=♤☆
Criteria for a solid password become wider every time I need to change one. In 20 years, it will have to be 30 characters plus the ten last numbers of pi. Or your first born. #&€<×@?%=♤☆
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I've done my share of winter sports as a child, thanks but no thanks. No skiing on track or downhill, no skating, not even a brisk walk on crunchy snow. Sofa, coffee, a good book or knitting is the way. ☕️📖😊
I've done my share of winter sports as a child, thanks but no thanks. No skiing on track or downhill, no skating, not even a brisk walk on crunchy snow. Sofa, coffee, a good book or knitting is the way. ☕️📖😊
January 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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I've done my share of winter sports as a child, thanks but no thanks. No skiing on track or downhill, no skating, not even a brisk walk on crunchy snow. Sofa, coffee, a good book or knitting is the way. ☕️📖😊
I've done my share of winter sports as a child, thanks but no thanks. No skiing on track or downhill, no skating, not even a brisk walk on crunchy snow. Sofa, coffee, a good book or knitting is the way. ☕️📖😊
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I never make New Year resolutions. At 56, in Gloria Gaynor's words: I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses. I deal my own deck, sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces. #DontFixWhatAintBroken
#NafoFellas #KeepUpTheGoodFight
I never make New Year resolutions. At 56, in Gloria Gaynor's words: I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses. I deal my own deck, sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces. #DontFixWhatAintBroken
#NafoFellas #KeepUpTheGoodFight
January 26, 2025 at 8:13 AM
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I never make New Year resolutions. At 56, in Gloria Gaynor's words: I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses. I deal my own deck, sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces. #DontFixWhatAintBroken
#NafoFellas #KeepUpTheGoodFight
I never make New Year resolutions. At 56, in Gloria Gaynor's words: I am what I am, and what I am needs no excuses. I deal my own deck, sometimes the ace, sometimes the deuces. #DontFixWhatAintBroken
#NafoFellas #KeepUpTheGoodFight
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Self irony is a very useful ability when you're thoroughly middle-aged. Used to be young and pretty - it's good that beauty prevails 😆❤️👑
Self irony is a very useful ability when you're thoroughly middle-aged. Used to be young and pretty - it's good that beauty prevails 😆❤️👑
January 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Self irony is a very useful ability when you're thoroughly middle-aged. Used to be young and pretty - it's good that beauty prevails 😆❤️👑
Self irony is a very useful ability when you're thoroughly middle-aged. Used to be young and pretty - it's good that beauty prevails 😆❤️👑
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I won't bother to do my hair - I just brush it and fasten the front so it doesn't hang on my eyes. At home I prefer ponytail. On a positive note: there's no twigs or bugs. 💇♀️
I won't bother to do my hair - I just brush it and fasten the front so it doesn't hang on my eyes. At home I prefer ponytail. On a positive note: there's no twigs or bugs. 💇♀️
February 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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I won't bother to do my hair - I just brush it and fasten the front so it doesn't hang on my eyes. At home I prefer ponytail. On a positive note: there's no twigs or bugs. 💇♀️
I won't bother to do my hair - I just brush it and fasten the front so it doesn't hang on my eyes. At home I prefer ponytail. On a positive note: there's no twigs or bugs. 💇♀️
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I could read as 5yo and got a library card when I was 6. Books offer entertainment, knowledge, big vocabulary, improve your focus and let you visit infinite amount of universes. #ReadersKnowThings #NewTimelines #FactsNotFake
I could read as 5yo and got a library card when I was 6. Books offer entertainment, knowledge, big vocabulary, improve your focus and let you visit infinite amount of universes. #ReadersKnowThings #NewTimelines #FactsNotFake
January 31, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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I could read as 5yo and got a library card when I was 6. Books offer entertainment, knowledge, big vocabulary, improve your focus and let you visit infinite amount of universes. #ReadersKnowThings #NewTimelines #FactsNotFake
I could read as 5yo and got a library card when I was 6. Books offer entertainment, knowledge, big vocabulary, improve your focus and let you visit infinite amount of universes. #ReadersKnowThings #NewTimelines #FactsNotFake
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As 14yo, I went to my summer job after an hour's sleep. When I was 30, it was a good night if my baby slept for 3 hours. At 56, I would need extra days for rest, before and after weekend. 🤭😏😴
As 14yo, I went to my summer job after an hour's sleep. When I was 30, it was a good night if my baby slept for 3 hours. At 56, I would need extra days for rest, before and after weekend. 🤭😏😴
January 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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As 14yo, I went to my summer job after an hour's sleep. When I was 30, it was a good night if my baby slept for 3 hours. At 56, I would need extra days for rest, before and after weekend. 🤭😏😴
As 14yo, I went to my summer job after an hour's sleep. When I was 30, it was a good night if my baby slept for 3 hours. At 56, I would need extra days for rest, before and after weekend. 🤭😏😴
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November Blues needs no cure. Let me stay at home, in peace, and not to talk to anybody.
November Blues needs no cure. Let me stay at home, in peace, and not to talk to anybody.
January 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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November Blues needs no cure. Let me stay at home, in peace, and not to talk to anybody.
November Blues needs no cure. Let me stay at home, in peace, and not to talk to anybody.
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I'm told mousecut is hot right now. Thick bangs, no layers, just what I had as 13yo. Guess if I looked like Taylor Swift or Dakota Johnson?
I'm told mousecut is hot right now. Thick bangs, no layers, just what I had as 13yo. Guess if I looked like Taylor Swift or Dakota Johnson?
January 14, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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I'm told mousecut is hot right now. Thick bangs, no layers, just what I had as 13yo. Guess if I looked like Taylor Swift or Dakota Johnson?
I'm told mousecut is hot right now. Thick bangs, no layers, just what I had as 13yo. Guess if I looked like Taylor Swift or Dakota Johnson?
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So now they invented this, when I'm old enough not to care how I look? I needed this kind of head band in the 80's 🤔😡🤓
So now they invented this, when I'm old enough not to care how I look? I needed this kind of head band in the 80's 🤔😡🤓
January 18, 2025 at 8:17 AM
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So now they invented this, when I'm old enough not to care how I look? I needed this kind of head band in the 80's 🤔😡🤓
So now they invented this, when I'm old enough not to care how I look? I needed this kind of head band in the 80's 🤔😡🤓
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Nothing beats home, the ultimate venue to spend any occasion in. Best show, best music, free choice of food, no queing for bathroom. No strangers. #NoPlaceLikeHome
Nothing beats home, the ultimate venue to spend any occasion in. Best show, best music, free choice of food, no queing for bathroom. No strangers. #NoPlaceLikeHome
February 2, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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Nothing beats home, the ultimate venue to spend any occasion in. Best show, best music, free choice of food, no queing for bathroom. No strangers. #NoPlaceLikeHome
Nothing beats home, the ultimate venue to spend any occasion in. Best show, best music, free choice of food, no queing for bathroom. No strangers. #NoPlaceLikeHome
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#Felon47 will be all over the place next 4 years. Not for his good acts or wise solutions to world's problems, but because he is a pathological liar, fascist, racist, rapist, misogynist and all in all a person I wouldn't trust cleaning my cats' litterbox.
#Felon47 will be all over the place next 4 years. Not for his good acts or wise solutions to world's problems, but because he is a pathological liar, fascist, racist, rapist, misogynist and all in all a person I wouldn't trust cleaning my cats' litterbox.
January 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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#Felon47 will be all over the place next 4 years. Not for his good acts or wise solutions to world's problems, but because he is a pathological liar, fascist, racist, rapist, misogynist and all in all a person I wouldn't trust cleaning my cats' litterbox.
#Felon47 will be all over the place next 4 years. Not for his good acts or wise solutions to world's problems, but because he is a pathological liar, fascist, racist, rapist, misogynist and all in all a person I wouldn't trust cleaning my cats' litterbox.
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Recyclecrafting?! Sorry, I don't have big glass jars, craft glue, spray paint and paper string just waiting to be reused. I got salt for the surface.
Recyclecrafting?! Sorry, I don't have big glass jars, craft glue, spray paint and paper string just waiting to be reused. I got salt for the surface.
January 15, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Recyclecrafting?! Sorry, I don't have big glass jars, craft glue, spray paint and paper string just waiting to be reused. I got salt for the surface.
Recyclecrafting?! Sorry, I don't have big glass jars, craft glue, spray paint and paper string just waiting to be reused. I got salt for the surface.
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Kudos to Volvo, but 😡. She must hold the belt in the picture, and we still need to do that. Why did the development stop in 1959? #ECup #SeatBeltInjury
Kudos to Volvo, but 😡. She must hold the belt in the picture, and we still need to do that. Why did the development stop in 1959? #ECup #SeatBeltInjury
January 13, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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Kudos to Volvo, but 😡. She must hold the belt in the picture, and we still need to do that. Why did the development stop in 1959? #ECup #SeatBeltInjury
Kudos to Volvo, but 😡. She must hold the belt in the picture, and we still need to do that. Why did the development stop in 1959? #ECup #SeatBeltInjury
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Why is right right, and left is something else? Scissors, knife blades, tools in general, furniture, doors - world is made for righties, though about 10% of us are lefties.
Why is right right, and left is something else? Scissors, knife blades, tools in general, furniture, doors - world is made for righties, though about 10% of us are lefties.
January 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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Why is right right, and left is something else? Scissors, knife blades, tools in general, furniture, doors - world is made for righties, though about 10% of us are lefties.
Why is right right, and left is something else? Scissors, knife blades, tools in general, furniture, doors - world is made for righties, though about 10% of us are lefties.