#WhatsTheOphense
Sounds like we missed a good cable news adjacent #PhishBeef. What were Jake and Katy's #ophenses that #ophended #phans? Last we'd heard they were quite popular. #WhatsTheOphense
Jake Sherman and Katy Tur are both disgusting Phish fans and their little game of dropping phish references on MSNBC was always cheesy and stupid…now I can finally say it proudly.
January 16, 2026 at 12:11 PM
You are obviously a nice enough soy boy so we here in the #phishbeefs corporate office feel we must bestow an important piece of wisdom. There are things in life you can and can't control so always always always let her finish first. #whatstheophense
So thankful I cut my teeth using Week4paug message boards with true assholes so I knew how to combat morons on the internet.

Phish can teach you so much in so many aspects of life.
December 29, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Where did the account intending to "name and shame" us for making light of #phandrama go? How's the investigation going, buddy? If you are able to build a case, get a warrant, kick the door in and get those cuffs on us, what do you intend to charge us with? #droppedyourbadge #whatstheophense
December 28, 2025 at 7:24 PM