#When
there’s a guy in my neighborhood with a cybertruck and when he drives by i give him a thumbs up and when he makes eye contact i turn my thumb down. but i’ve done this enough times that now when he sees me he just starts yelling
November 6, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Remember When Liz Cheney
Said This, RepubliKKKans.......?
November 5, 2026 at 1:04 PM
The New York Times when Republicans win: Let's all listen to these MAGA conservatives!

The New York Times when Democrats win: Let's all listen to these MAGA conservatives!
In deep-red Texas, conservatives are trying to make sense of what just happened to their longtime Republican stronghold. We visited a men’s bible study as they gathered for the first time since the state flipped in the midterm election.
November 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
When I lose one election
November 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
People in Maine figured out her cynical game - she only voted against Trump when she knew it wouldn’t change the outcome. When she was finally asked in a debate to name one time she voted against Trump when it mattered, she couldn’t name one.
November 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
me when i'm 10 years old
November 7, 2026 at 2:20 AM
DC statehood when
November 6, 2026 at 10:03 PM
When dad asks for the Newspaper.…..
November 6, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Rahm Emanuel’s approval rating when he left office as Chicago mayor was 18%
November 5, 2026 at 10:16 PM
Paranoia always hits when you're leadt expecting it
November 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
When Belgian The Riddler answers the phone:
November 6, 2026 at 12:52 AM
Minnesota led the nation in voter turnout.

When faced with threats and intimidation, we vote.
November 5, 2026 at 11:43 PM
don't you hate it when....
November 5, 2026 at 1:43 AM
imagine when it happens
We're seeing 200% of our usual data traffic—and climbing! Thanks to all of you for making this a night to remember
November 4, 2026 at 5:44 AM
"When Republicans win, we must check in with Republicans' feelings. When Democrats win, we must check in with Republicans' feelings. If Martians invade, we would...." --the NYT
In deep-red Texas, conservatives are trying to make sense of what just happened to their longtime Republican stronghold. We visited a men’s bible study as they gathered for the first time since the state flipped in the midterm election.
November 7, 2026 at 10:09 PM
Imagine my surprise when Susan Collins lost after getting Joe Manchin to campaign with her.
November 5, 2026 at 9:41 PM
when does hegseth get fired ⏱️
November 5, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Poll: Most Conservatives Support White Genocide When Shown Actual Policies https://theonion.com/poll-most-conservatives-support-white-genocide-when-shown-actual-policies/
November 6, 2026 at 7:00 PM
when i log into bsky
November 7, 2026 at 7:21 PM
She doesn't have shark teeth when smiling like this.
November 6, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Land doesn’t vote. How it differs when we add population variable into visualization
November 5, 2026 at 11:36 AM
rei when you shake a bag of rei food
Evangelion: 3.0+1.0 Thrice Upon a Time
November 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
always give it a 100% when pleasing the nurse!
November 7, 2026 at 10:06 PM
My favorite part of Election Night? When Vladimir Putin lost control of the House and Senate.
November 5, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Note to self: don’t leave the slingshot equipped when taking screenshots ☠️🐓🥲
November 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM