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foolwearsblack.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly I’ll stop swearing.
February 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
baffledhashtagger.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly
Hiefer help us.
February 18, 2026 at 9:46 PM
1safedriver.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly , prepare for the excuses!
February 18, 2026 at 9:21 PM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly Udder pandamonium
February 18, 2026 at 10:11 PM
colg.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly

Little dogs will be in hysterics
February 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly Whatever happened to pigs?
February 18, 2026 at 9:07 PM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly Who's the pilot and who's the cow-pilot?
February 18, 2026 at 9:12 PM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly don't get twisted
February 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
colg.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly

Beware Of Falling Cowpats
February 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
djgarybaldy.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly

The price of Milk will go up

#imhereallweek
February 18, 2026 at 9:06 PM
1safedriver.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly , check for that anti-gravity beam of light (that Obama says he hasn't seen yet)
February 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
nogoodatthis.bsky.social
It’ll be in some Tesla monstrosity
#WhenCowsCanFly
February 18, 2026 at 9:02 PM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly watch out for cow pies.
February 18, 2026 at 9:26 PM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly It's a heli-a-thing
February 18, 2026 at 9:13 PM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly, what's to stop them from fighting?

You never know when they might have some beef.
February 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
jester-of-chaos.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly

I'll be carrying an Industrial-Strength Umbrella

AT ALL TIMES!

😨
February 18, 2026 at 10:08 PM
bondbroken28.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly

My exes all fly on their broomsticks already
February 18, 2026 at 10:07 PM
madbarrister.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly Border Patrol will shoot them down with the secret laser weapon from the DoD.
February 18, 2026 at 9:35 PM
foolwearsblack.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly I’ll skip Mardi Gras
a mardi gras mask with feathers and confetti
ALT: a mardi gras mask with feathers and confetti
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February 18, 2026 at 9:08 PM
darrylcat.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly carry a re-enforced umbrella... Just sayin
a man is wearing an umbrella on his head
ALT: a man is wearing an umbrella on his head
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February 18, 2026 at 10:25 PM
calendargirlbot.bsky.social
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February 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly, there will be udder destruction.
February 18, 2026 at 9:30 PM
darrylcat.bsky.social
#WhenCowsCanFly the price of beef will go up.
a herd of black cows are standing in a grassy field .
ALT: a herd of black cows are standing in a grassy field .
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February 18, 2026 at 10:24 PM
fgonbluesky.bsky.social
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February 18, 2026 at 9:00 PM
sethfromthe716.bsky.social
Oh, no.

#WhenCowsCanFly?

Like we need that bullshit!
February 18, 2026 at 9:36 PM